Post by jay on May 23, 2021 22:45:18 GMT -5
We fade in on Waluigiland, it's purple tones look almost peaceful in the background. Tranquil even. We see Giant Waluigi sitting on a field of grass under a tree as a butterfly flays on his right index finger.
Giant Waluigi: Wahhhhhhhh...
Suddenly flying from the top of the tree and langing in front of Giant Waluigi is WaLink! He poses heroically as Giant Waluigi...well he screams like a bitch.
Giant Waluigi: AHHHHHH!!!
WaLink: None of that fearful freak of epic fun size! We have to train you for your upcoming match! It looks like you are facing...someone named Boris! He must be a related to that Badanoff character that messes with the Moose and Squirrell!
Giant Waluigi: WAH!! Wah wah Waluigi WAHHHH!
WaLink: Dear boy, you have to fight. I know you are scared. I know you are a coward. I know you are really really really not wanting to do this...but you have no choice...you're under contract!
Giant Waluigi flips off WaLink. WaLink scowls.
WaLink: Just for that...Dodgebomb! If you can dodge a bomb you can win a match!
Giant Waluigi: WAH??!!! WAAAHHHH HOOOO HOOOOIIEEEE!!!
WaLink starts tossing babombs at Giant Waluigi as he heads off scared and crying into the night...
Giant Waluigi: Wahhhhhhhh...
Suddenly flying from the top of the tree and langing in front of Giant Waluigi is WaLink! He poses heroically as Giant Waluigi...well he screams like a bitch.
Giant Waluigi: AHHHHHH!!!
WaLink: None of that fearful freak of epic fun size! We have to train you for your upcoming match! It looks like you are facing...someone named Boris! He must be a related to that Badanoff character that messes with the Moose and Squirrell!
Giant Waluigi: WAH!! Wah wah Waluigi WAHHHH!
WaLink: Dear boy, you have to fight. I know you are scared. I know you are a coward. I know you are really really really not wanting to do this...but you have no choice...you're under contract!
Giant Waluigi flips off WaLink. WaLink scowls.
WaLink: Just for that...Dodgebomb! If you can dodge a bomb you can win a match!
Giant Waluigi: WAH??!!! WAAAHHHH HOOOO HOOOOIIEEEE!!!
WaLink starts tossing babombs at Giant Waluigi as he heads off scared and crying into the night...
