Post by jay on May 23, 2021 22:55:03 GMT -5
We see Dude Waluigi strutting and cutting down the street like the sexy jive turkey that he is...have mercy! Followed by his hippie WaTaods playing his funky fresh theme song for the all the masses to shake dem asses for the greatest sensations of all people and nations. Oh yes, Dude Waluigi is gonna win...what...we dunno...but it's gonna be epic. Suddenly in front of D.W. appears a puff of black smoke as we see Count WaDracuigi appear. He's wearing a shirt that says Count Coma.
Dude Waluigi: Wahhhh??
Count WaDracuigi: BLEH BLEH BLEHHHH!!
Dude Waluigi: WAH DAAAAHHH WUCKKKK???
Count WaDracuigi flaps his arms with his cape and sticks out his tongue.
Count WaDracuigi: WAH BLEH BLEH BLEH!!
Dude Waluigi nods for a moment and reaches behind him and pulls out a Tie Dye Bazoka and fires it turning Count WaDracuigi into dust and a pair of big Waluigi shoes. Two eyeballs land on top of the pile of dirt and blink. Dude Waluigi tosses away the Bazoka and the ladies and sexy men surround him.
Dude Waluigi: DUDE WALUIGI GONNA WIN...WAHHHH HEYYY HEYYY HEYYYY OoooOooOooooOOOOOOO!!
The dulcite and subtle tones of cats fighting and accordians dying that is Dude Waluigi's theme kicks up and he's off to score and give peace and love to tall...we just hope those aren't nicknames for STI's.
Dude Waluigi: Wahhhh??
Count WaDracuigi: BLEH BLEH BLEHHHH!!
Dude Waluigi: WAH DAAAAHHH WUCKKKK???
Count WaDracuigi flaps his arms with his cape and sticks out his tongue.
Count WaDracuigi: WAH BLEH BLEH BLEH!!
Dude Waluigi nods for a moment and reaches behind him and pulls out a Tie Dye Bazoka and fires it turning Count WaDracuigi into dust and a pair of big Waluigi shoes. Two eyeballs land on top of the pile of dirt and blink. Dude Waluigi tosses away the Bazoka and the ladies and sexy men surround him.
Dude Waluigi: DUDE WALUIGI GONNA WIN...WAHHHH HEYYY HEYYY HEYYYY OoooOooOooooOOOOOOO!!
The dulcite and subtle tones of cats fighting and accordians dying that is Dude Waluigi's theme kicks up and he's off to score and give peace and love to tall...we just hope those aren't nicknames for STI's.
