Post by Chelsea Skye on Jul 3, 2022 19:17:38 GMT -5
(Taurus was used with handler’s permission)
Chelsea and Amber would get the win over their rivals when Chelsea scored another win over Jason, this time with her Skyes the Limit finisher, however it would soon become clear that things were far from settled between Chelsea and Riley as Chelsea didn’t even stick around to celebrate her win, instead giving chase to Riley as she ran up the ramp whilst Amber and Jason duked it out in the ring.
But things had the potential to come to ahead at Super Adventure Island where Chelsea was getting her rematch against Riley and this time? It was Falls Count Anywhere in the building! The animosity between these two young woman had been building for a while but Riley has yet to pick up the win over her rival, can Chelsea get her third win in a row over Riley Heart or will Riley find a way to get the win back?
Lady Fucksalot Castle. English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 11:00am
This has been an interesting experience.
I’ve been on porn sets before but actually filming and scripting one that I was starring in? Yeah this was new and so far? It had been fun, even if my mind is preoccupied with daydreams of revenge against Riley Heart for all the shit she’s put me through in Level Up as of late.
Still filming Lady Fucksalot and the Knights of the Hung Table has been a welcome distraction and whilst filming for today had just started, I didn’t have that many scenes to film that starred me today so I was able to take a back seat and hope that nothing crazy was going to happen today.
”Okayy, Renee, Angelique. Tyler, this is the first scene of the day so let’s try to do this smoothly.” I instructed the three stars who were about to do a two girls, one guy threesome scene and they nodded in response. ”Ladies, you are in the middle of foreplay on the hung table, well I call it foreplay but you two are already topless as the scene begins…….”
“Don’t blame us for wanting to get to the action sooner Chels.” Renee responded with a cheeky wink as the French-Canadian star crossed her legs, no they weren’t topless yet, the scene was still in it’s planning stages. “Then Tyler walks in and rather than the awkwardness that would normally ensue, I sexy times ensure instead! I go down on him whilst riding Angelique’s face in a sort off faux 69 position?”
”Essentially yeah, I mean you’ll be making out with him as he removes Angelique’s thong but that won’t last too long.” I responded before I glanced around. ”Where is Jade anyway? She was supposed to help me go over this scene with you guys?”
“Didn’t she go off to investigate a noise outside the castle?” Angelique remembered as the French red-head brushed some hair over her shoulder. “Something that was too loud to be the local wildlife?”
”Something like that, and now that you mention it? Jade definitely should’ve been back by now.” I commented before checking the time on my iPhone, wi-fi here at the castle is barely consistent at best, and it’s only slightly better at the hotel we’re using when we’re not on set but I can still use my phone to check the time. ”Who knows? Maybe she’s off scouting future scene locations? This is a pretty big castle.”
“Maybe but we can’t really start the scene without her in the director’s chair.” Renee pointed out and almost on cue Jade returned to us and didn’t look happy. “Ahh, finally, now we can start our scene.”
“There’s been a complication, which is my way of saying that filming has been suspended for the day due to outside forces.” Jade sighed as the Arab-American woman turned to the rest of the porn stars in the room. “The lease holder of the castle seriously dropped the ball when they let us rent the castle for the porn shoot, because they never told my company that a local school had organized a field trip to the castle for today months in advance! I wish I was kidding.”
”And that noise you heard was the school bus?” I summarized and Jade nodded in response. ”Do we have any options here? I’m guessing the field trip can’t be cancelled last minute?”
“If it was that simple we wouldn’t be having this conversation! The school is so small that they put all the classes on hold for the trip and cancelling the trip would throw the whole thing into chaos! To say nothing of the kids being upset at the trip being cancelled.” Jade explained as she folded her arms before letting out a deep breath. “But if I do have talents outside of porn, both as a director and an actress, it’s as a business woman! I was able to work out a deal with the principle, we’ll still get paid for our efforts but we’re basically serving as tour guides.”
“Tour guides?!” Renee asked with a sceptical look on her face. “I didn’t even know this castle existed until this week, never mind the possibility that someone from that group could recognize us from our porn work.”
”Renee’s got a point, and I’d google this place’s history if the wi-fi actually worked.” I chimed in as I walked up to Jade. ”What do you expect us to do exactly? Make shit up as we go?”
“That’s exactly what I expect you to do, look, I know it’s far from ideal but it was this or miss out on a payday for a day’s work.” Jade pointed out and we had to admit, she was right. “Besides, Chelsea has a niece and nephew back home in Chicago so we know she’s good with kids, what about you guys?”
“I’m an only child so I don’t have a niece or nephew, but I am good at improvising.” Renee chimed in before she turned to the rest of the group. “And I guess we’ll just have to improvise.”
“I’ll make it up to you guys by filming more scenes tomorrow rest assured.” Jade assured us before clapping our hands. “First things first, we need to hide the hung table, a table with that much phallic imagery is going to raise enough red flags with the teachers to make the village visible from space.”
And so we did, and things would progress from there.
Lady Fucksalot Castle, English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 14:00pm
Life can be surprising sometimes.
How the tour was working was simple, the stars had been split into three and my group was me, Taurus and Renee, and because god had a sense of humour almost as dirty as mine we had been given the upper area of the castle to tour including my character’s quarters.
A friend of mine often says that fate has a funny sense of humour, and in this case? I’m inclined to agree with her, but the surprising thing was how well Renee was handling herself around the children, even if it was incredibly obvious that she was making stuff up as it went along to anyone who studied the history of the castle and the local area.
Which you’d think would be happening since this is a history class on the trip but so far? Things have gone smoothly.
“Gather around Children, we have reached the princesses’ chambers!” Renee announced to the group that we were showing around the upper area of the castle and the children cheered, the teachers were clearly trying to remember if the castle’s tour guides always employed an American and French-Canadian woman on the other hand, or when the male tour guides got as big and ripped as Taurus, or when their tour guide outfits got as skimpy as ours (real reason being that we didn’t get a chance to get changed off course). “Any questions before we step inside?” Renee asked and the kids shot their hands up but Renee picked one of the girls in the front.
“What was the princess’s name?” The girl asked and we instinctively went to say “Lady Fucksalot” before remembering that these were young kids and the girl who asked must’ve been at least eight at most.
Luckily for us Taurus came to our rescue. “Her name was Lady Lovesalot for her ability to spread love! Unfortunately, her real name was lost to history!” Taurus added and whilst the teachers shared unbelieving looks, the children brought it and that was what mattered.
”She was young and beautiful, but also very wise.” I added and the children grinned from ear to ear, I went to open the door when an older boy shot his arm up. ”Err, do you have a question?”
“Yeah, haven’t I seen you and the other girl in online videos?” The older boy asked and we did briefly panic, we hadn’t accounted for this because the older kids looked to be sixteen at most and this boy looked to be barely that old.
Luckily Renee’s improvisation saved the day. “Yes, as part of online tours!” Renee answered and before the boy could say anything else we quickly moved on with the tour,
“We had to make money during the pandemic somehow!” Taurus joked and the crowd of kids cheered and we even got a few sympathetic looks from teachers for that one, luckily the rest of the tour went off without a hitch.
Lady Fucksalot Castle, English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 18:00pm
*promo time*
Now that the tour was over and I had some time to myself, I decided to get my promo done for the match against Riley.
Yes, I taped this promo in advance, because why not?
”Well, I’m not normally a religious person, like at all, but I can safely say that my prayers have been answered! The bosses at Level Up have seen the animosity building between me and Riley and realized that this wasn’t going to be settled in a regular singles match! Oh no, the only way our feud would be settled was if things got bloody between me and Riley and thus, at Super Adventure Island, I will take on Riley in a rematch! Only this time, it’s a Falls Count Anywhere Match!”
I said as I cracked my knuckles.
”With all due respect to the bosses, this is what me and Riley’s first match SHOULD’VE been! I would’ve gotten the win either way but getting the win over a hated rival in a Falls Count Anywhere Match n my home city of Chicago, Illinois? There’s nothing better in my opinion! But alas, we’re not living in that perfect world so we have to face off again Riley in what I’m dubbing Skye vs. Heart II: Skyes of Incursion!”
I commented before shaking my head.
”Total honesty here? I had to google a video game reference that fit in with this being a rematch and for those curious, it’s a reference to an Ace Combat game, look it up for yourself! Anyway Riley, as I already said, our match is getting the bloody spectacle that it deserves but there’s one mystery that I’ve still yet to solve, what exactly is your problem with me? You actually talked about me in your promo for the tag match between us, Amber and Jason but what you said left a lot to be desired.”
Seriously, what the hell.
”Bringing up the fact that I do porn and that I’m a bad influence? Give me a fucking break! If I cared about what people thought of what I do outside of wrestling I wouldn’t be the woman I am today and Twitter would be a lot less entertaining for it! And besides that? If you actually paid attention to me then you’d know that I swear that fact on my fucking sleeve! If my porn career is the best weapon you have against me then you’ve already lost the war!”
It’s that simple.
”And that’s if you haven’t lost the war already because I beat you in our first encounter and our second! Granted in the second match I pinned Jason Ryan after hitting him with the Skyes the Limit but my point stands Riley! You can’t beat me in the ring! You’ve failed to do so twice in a row and how do you think you’ll fare on the third attempt? Third times the charm, right? WRONG!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”Sooner or later Riley, you’re going to realize that you fucked with the wrong bitch because not only can I carry one hell of a grudge but I can wrestle circles around you in that ring! Sure, the fact that this is Falls Count Anywhere means that this won’t take place in the ring in all likelihood and that’s where you’ll have the advantage but “The Nightmare Angel” Chelsea Skye is nothing if not adaptable and when we face off again, I will show you why the Skyes the Limit!”
I left my quarters to head to the hotel as the scene fades.
Chelsea and Amber would get the win over their rivals when Chelsea scored another win over Jason, this time with her Skyes the Limit finisher, however it would soon become clear that things were far from settled between Chelsea and Riley as Chelsea didn’t even stick around to celebrate her win, instead giving chase to Riley as she ran up the ramp whilst Amber and Jason duked it out in the ring.
But things had the potential to come to ahead at Super Adventure Island where Chelsea was getting her rematch against Riley and this time? It was Falls Count Anywhere in the building! The animosity between these two young woman had been building for a while but Riley has yet to pick up the win over her rival, can Chelsea get her third win in a row over Riley Heart or will Riley find a way to get the win back?
Lady Fucksalot Castle. English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 11:00am
This has been an interesting experience.
I’ve been on porn sets before but actually filming and scripting one that I was starring in? Yeah this was new and so far? It had been fun, even if my mind is preoccupied with daydreams of revenge against Riley Heart for all the shit she’s put me through in Level Up as of late.
Still filming Lady Fucksalot and the Knights of the Hung Table has been a welcome distraction and whilst filming for today had just started, I didn’t have that many scenes to film that starred me today so I was able to take a back seat and hope that nothing crazy was going to happen today.
”Okayy, Renee, Angelique. Tyler, this is the first scene of the day so let’s try to do this smoothly.” I instructed the three stars who were about to do a two girls, one guy threesome scene and they nodded in response. ”Ladies, you are in the middle of foreplay on the hung table, well I call it foreplay but you two are already topless as the scene begins…….”
“Don’t blame us for wanting to get to the action sooner Chels.” Renee responded with a cheeky wink as the French-Canadian star crossed her legs, no they weren’t topless yet, the scene was still in it’s planning stages. “Then Tyler walks in and rather than the awkwardness that would normally ensue, I sexy times ensure instead! I go down on him whilst riding Angelique’s face in a sort off faux 69 position?”
”Essentially yeah, I mean you’ll be making out with him as he removes Angelique’s thong but that won’t last too long.” I responded before I glanced around. ”Where is Jade anyway? She was supposed to help me go over this scene with you guys?”
“Didn’t she go off to investigate a noise outside the castle?” Angelique remembered as the French red-head brushed some hair over her shoulder. “Something that was too loud to be the local wildlife?”
”Something like that, and now that you mention it? Jade definitely should’ve been back by now.” I commented before checking the time on my iPhone, wi-fi here at the castle is barely consistent at best, and it’s only slightly better at the hotel we’re using when we’re not on set but I can still use my phone to check the time. ”Who knows? Maybe she’s off scouting future scene locations? This is a pretty big castle.”
“Maybe but we can’t really start the scene without her in the director’s chair.” Renee pointed out and almost on cue Jade returned to us and didn’t look happy. “Ahh, finally, now we can start our scene.”
“There’s been a complication, which is my way of saying that filming has been suspended for the day due to outside forces.” Jade sighed as the Arab-American woman turned to the rest of the porn stars in the room. “The lease holder of the castle seriously dropped the ball when they let us rent the castle for the porn shoot, because they never told my company that a local school had organized a field trip to the castle for today months in advance! I wish I was kidding.”
”And that noise you heard was the school bus?” I summarized and Jade nodded in response. ”Do we have any options here? I’m guessing the field trip can’t be cancelled last minute?”
“If it was that simple we wouldn’t be having this conversation! The school is so small that they put all the classes on hold for the trip and cancelling the trip would throw the whole thing into chaos! To say nothing of the kids being upset at the trip being cancelled.” Jade explained as she folded her arms before letting out a deep breath. “But if I do have talents outside of porn, both as a director and an actress, it’s as a business woman! I was able to work out a deal with the principle, we’ll still get paid for our efforts but we’re basically serving as tour guides.”
“Tour guides?!” Renee asked with a sceptical look on her face. “I didn’t even know this castle existed until this week, never mind the possibility that someone from that group could recognize us from our porn work.”
”Renee’s got a point, and I’d google this place’s history if the wi-fi actually worked.” I chimed in as I walked up to Jade. ”What do you expect us to do exactly? Make shit up as we go?”
“That’s exactly what I expect you to do, look, I know it’s far from ideal but it was this or miss out on a payday for a day’s work.” Jade pointed out and we had to admit, she was right. “Besides, Chelsea has a niece and nephew back home in Chicago so we know she’s good with kids, what about you guys?”
“I’m an only child so I don’t have a niece or nephew, but I am good at improvising.” Renee chimed in before she turned to the rest of the group. “And I guess we’ll just have to improvise.”
“I’ll make it up to you guys by filming more scenes tomorrow rest assured.” Jade assured us before clapping our hands. “First things first, we need to hide the hung table, a table with that much phallic imagery is going to raise enough red flags with the teachers to make the village visible from space.”
And so we did, and things would progress from there.
Lady Fucksalot Castle, English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 14:00pm
Life can be surprising sometimes.
How the tour was working was simple, the stars had been split into three and my group was me, Taurus and Renee, and because god had a sense of humour almost as dirty as mine we had been given the upper area of the castle to tour including my character’s quarters.
A friend of mine often says that fate has a funny sense of humour, and in this case? I’m inclined to agree with her, but the surprising thing was how well Renee was handling herself around the children, even if it was incredibly obvious that she was making stuff up as it went along to anyone who studied the history of the castle and the local area.
Which you’d think would be happening since this is a history class on the trip but so far? Things have gone smoothly.
“Gather around Children, we have reached the princesses’ chambers!” Renee announced to the group that we were showing around the upper area of the castle and the children cheered, the teachers were clearly trying to remember if the castle’s tour guides always employed an American and French-Canadian woman on the other hand, or when the male tour guides got as big and ripped as Taurus, or when their tour guide outfits got as skimpy as ours (real reason being that we didn’t get a chance to get changed off course). “Any questions before we step inside?” Renee asked and the kids shot their hands up but Renee picked one of the girls in the front.
“What was the princess’s name?” The girl asked and we instinctively went to say “Lady Fucksalot” before remembering that these were young kids and the girl who asked must’ve been at least eight at most.
Luckily for us Taurus came to our rescue. “Her name was Lady Lovesalot for her ability to spread love! Unfortunately, her real name was lost to history!” Taurus added and whilst the teachers shared unbelieving looks, the children brought it and that was what mattered.
”She was young and beautiful, but also very wise.” I added and the children grinned from ear to ear, I went to open the door when an older boy shot his arm up. ”Err, do you have a question?”
“Yeah, haven’t I seen you and the other girl in online videos?” The older boy asked and we did briefly panic, we hadn’t accounted for this because the older kids looked to be sixteen at most and this boy looked to be barely that old.
Luckily Renee’s improvisation saved the day. “Yes, as part of online tours!” Renee answered and before the boy could say anything else we quickly moved on with the tour,
“We had to make money during the pandemic somehow!” Taurus joked and the crowd of kids cheered and we even got a few sympathetic looks from teachers for that one, luckily the rest of the tour went off without a hitch.
Lady Fucksalot Castle, English Countryside, England
Monday the 20th of June 2022, 18:00pm
*promo time*
Now that the tour was over and I had some time to myself, I decided to get my promo done for the match against Riley.
Yes, I taped this promo in advance, because why not?
”Well, I’m not normally a religious person, like at all, but I can safely say that my prayers have been answered! The bosses at Level Up have seen the animosity building between me and Riley and realized that this wasn’t going to be settled in a regular singles match! Oh no, the only way our feud would be settled was if things got bloody between me and Riley and thus, at Super Adventure Island, I will take on Riley in a rematch! Only this time, it’s a Falls Count Anywhere Match!”
I said as I cracked my knuckles.
”With all due respect to the bosses, this is what me and Riley’s first match SHOULD’VE been! I would’ve gotten the win either way but getting the win over a hated rival in a Falls Count Anywhere Match n my home city of Chicago, Illinois? There’s nothing better in my opinion! But alas, we’re not living in that perfect world so we have to face off again Riley in what I’m dubbing Skye vs. Heart II: Skyes of Incursion!”
I commented before shaking my head.
”Total honesty here? I had to google a video game reference that fit in with this being a rematch and for those curious, it’s a reference to an Ace Combat game, look it up for yourself! Anyway Riley, as I already said, our match is getting the bloody spectacle that it deserves but there’s one mystery that I’ve still yet to solve, what exactly is your problem with me? You actually talked about me in your promo for the tag match between us, Amber and Jason but what you said left a lot to be desired.”
Seriously, what the hell.
”Bringing up the fact that I do porn and that I’m a bad influence? Give me a fucking break! If I cared about what people thought of what I do outside of wrestling I wouldn’t be the woman I am today and Twitter would be a lot less entertaining for it! And besides that? If you actually paid attention to me then you’d know that I swear that fact on my fucking sleeve! If my porn career is the best weapon you have against me then you’ve already lost the war!”
It’s that simple.
”And that’s if you haven’t lost the war already because I beat you in our first encounter and our second! Granted in the second match I pinned Jason Ryan after hitting him with the Skyes the Limit but my point stands Riley! You can’t beat me in the ring! You’ve failed to do so twice in a row and how do you think you’ll fare on the third attempt? Third times the charm, right? WRONG!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”Sooner or later Riley, you’re going to realize that you fucked with the wrong bitch because not only can I carry one hell of a grudge but I can wrestle circles around you in that ring! Sure, the fact that this is Falls Count Anywhere means that this won’t take place in the ring in all likelihood and that’s where you’ll have the advantage but “The Nightmare Angel” Chelsea Skye is nothing if not adaptable and when we face off again, I will show you why the Skyes the Limit!”
I left my quarters to head to the hotel as the scene fades.
