Post by Chelsea Skye on Jul 11, 2022 18:16:13 GMT -5
It was a brutal match but in the end, Riley Heart got the win over Chelsea after they had wrecked the boss’s car in the process! However, the first EXP post Super Adventure Island offered Chelsea a much bigger opportunity than revenge against Riley as the young woman was competing in the Main Event of a Level Up show for the second time in her career and it was in her home state of Illinois to boot! So, what was the match?
It was a one on one match against Buster Gloves for the Wisdom Championship! It was originally a lower card match with no titles on the line but after Chelsea remembered that she had to compete for a title in Level Up and that her last match against Buster was the tag team match that kicked off her feud with Riley Chelsea dared Buster to put his title on the line via Twitter and Buster accepted This was easily the biggest match of Chelsea’s career in Level Up and you just knew that Riley Heart was waiting in the shadows for the chance to screw Chelsea out of the title, can Chelsea win?
Chelsea’s home, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of June 2022, 07:00am
What a week!
It started with what was easily the most brutal match of my career against Riley Heart in Level Up and whilst she did win that match it was clear that the war wasn’t over and then over in Zion I got back to my winning ways by qualifying for their Victory Series, I wish I had something to say about me in EWC but since they left me off the card for that invasion bullshit on this week’s card, well I’ll still be there but I won’t be happy about it!
Luckily for me Green Bay isn’t quite as long a journey as Antwerp or Azerbaijan!
But this week? It’s back to business as usual, I’m set to film my latest porno this week and whilst Jade will be the main character of Lifestyles of the Rich and Horny instead of me, I’m still writing the script like I did with Lady Fucksalot and the Knights of the Hung Table.
What is it with pornos starring me having monstrously long names?
Err, anyway, my band’s still getting regular shows, in fact the reason I’m back here in Chicago is because my band played a show last night, and on the wrestling side of things? I’ve got a Triple Threat Trios Tag Team Match that’s going to be nothing short of a clusterfuck in Zion which sees me teaming with the other Chelsea in Zion (Chelsea LeClair, AKA blonde Chelsea, AKA “hot Chelsea” according to a certain idiot with the initials HH) and Valeria Gonzalez against The Hive and Hebi No Rengo AKA the group that’s been a thorn in my side since I arrived in Zion!
That’s this Saturday though, and the week after THAT I have a non-title match against Buster Gloves in Level Up……….
”Hey babe, do you have a second?” I glanced up and saw my girlfriend Sarah Blaze walking up to me whilst looking at the card for Level Up, our Lab Puppy Valkyrie was following her with her tail wagging. ”I have a couple of questions regarding one of your upcoming matches.”
”Yes, I fully expect to be bouncing around like a pinball on Saturday Night!” I admitted with a grin as Valkyrie walked up to me and I patted her on the head. ”I’ve got six opponents to deal with AT ONCE! What more can you ask for?”
”That’s not the match I was talking about but you are probably right about that!” Sarah admitted with a chuckle as she shook her head. ”I was talking about your upcoming non-title match against Buster Gloves in Level Up, have you ever competed for a title in Level Up?”
I have to pause and think on that for a second, I joined Level Up after my performance on the Tara Fenix Charity Cruise (yes the same cruise that me and Sarah went up to the Sun Deck for sex on) which was at the end of last October/beginning of November, meaning I had been with the company for a little under nine months and in that time? The closest I got to a title match were contenders matches, each of which I had lost, yeah I was beginning to wonder where Sarah was going with this!
”Err, no, only in contender’s matches, all of which I lost.” I admitted before brushing some hair over my shoulder. ”Where are you going with this Sarah?”
”Bear with me a second babe.” Sarah assured me and I folded my arms as I leaned back in my computer chair having been rewatching Jade’s “Lesson 69” porn vid again, what can I say? It’s a hot video! ”That match where Riley cost you the match, it was against Buster right?”
”It was a tag team match where I was originally going to team with Riley against Ahmya and Buster but Riley pulled out and was replaced with Emily Sims.” I explained as I shook my head and Sarah nodded as she got the idea. ”Seriously, what are you getting at? Just because Buster’s the Wisdom Chap doesn’t mean………” I trailed off as it finally hit me. ”You think I should petition for the match to be turned into a title match, don’t you?”
”We both know that Buster hasn’t been happy with Riley’s actions since that tag team match, and let’s face it, you helped him win his debut match.” Sarah reminded me and I had to admit, that had the gears in my head turning. ”Go ahead and put a tweet out about it! See what happens?”
”If this backfires spectacularly, then you are sleeping on the couch for the rest of Summer!” I warned my girlfriend before I made the tweet, honestly I wasn’t expecting much to come off it because I had no idea of Trent or even Buster would take my side, I know I was a fighting champion when I was the Rev1 International Champion and the SRW Overdrive Champion but I knew it wasn’t a common thing.
All that was left to do was hit “tweet” and wait.
Chelsea and Sarah’s home recording studio, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of July 2022, 14:00pm
Spoiler alert: Sarah won’t be sleeping on the couch until September!
It took a few hours before I got a reply from Buster and eventually the Level Up bosses, to the point where I had fallen asleep after tweeting it because of how early it was in the day when Sarah gave me that idea having woken up early to take Valkyrie for a quick walk, so what was the result? You’ve probably figured out that the match between me and Buster was changed into a Wisdom Championship Match but that wasn’t the best part.
The best part was that in making it a championship match, the bosses also made it the main event! Better yet? It’s in my home state! Granted they’ve gone with a village that I’ve never heard of called Hoffman Estates this time around (apparently one of the other students Liz studied for her PHD with is from there but that’s the most I know about it) which means that I’m going to be spending most of next week trying to find the place but still!
This is my first title match in Level Up! Not my first title match since losing the SRW Overdrive Championship mind you (that was when I challenged Melinda Rhodes and Alex “Bullet” Carbajal for the FX Broadcast Championship in EWC) but still!
Right now, I’m getting in some band practice with my bandmates in Krawling Khaos as we have a couple of shows coming up, I’ve still got the filming of Lifestyles of the Rich and Horny which is starting tomorrow afternoon but the shows are taking place after that’s filmed.
As for my wrestling shows, the first upcoming gig with Krawling Khaos is happening next Wednesday with support from Broken Masquerade and Thrash-Demon, the second is another gig with that line-up just with the support acts reversed.
“Okay, everything’s going well.” Julian commented as we finished practicing the set’s opener, Swamp Witch Cult, and I grinned in response. “We’re still going with the title track from Of Gods and Machines: The Mechanical Pantheon for the set closer right?”
”Which one? The album’s title is so long that we split it into two title tracks!” I admitted with a shrug as I did a quick tuning check on my guitar. ”Or are we going to go for the two songs back to back?”
“I think closing the set with both tracks sounds like our best bet.” Trent responded and I grinned in response. “Sarah will just have to remember that when she goes to announce the end of the set.”
”And my memories intact so that won’t be a problem!” Sarah chimed in with a grin before I glanced over at Taylor who seemed to be preoccupied with something on her phone. ”Something up Taylor?” Sarah asked my guitar teacher once she saw that and the band’s second guitarist shook her head before setting her phone aside.
“Not much, some Thrash Metal band from Scotland just torpedoed their own career by bitching about not getting booked for shows when they’re set to support Heathen at their warm-up gig for a big Metal Festival over there.” Taylor explained and we gave her a curious look. “The band’s name is Virus, they said that the Heathen show would be their last because they keep getting passed up for “inferior bands”, if Heathen still has them on the line-up by the end of the week I’ll be surprised.”
”Yeah, I don’t know about you guys but I’d kill for a support slot like that.” I nodded in agreement and the rest of the band quickly found themselves agreeing with me. ”Ahh well, their loss is another band’s gain I guess.”
“Yeah considering Heathen is with Nuclear Blast I’ll be surprised if Virus is still on the bill after that.” Julian nodded in agreement as he checked the tuning on his bass guitar. “Besides that, unless Chelsea manages to snag us an international booking when she’s taken overseas by EWC we’re unlikely to play England anytime soon.”
”Never say never I guess, so, you want to continue band practice or roast Virus some more?” I asked my bandmates and it didn’t take long for the band to decide on “practice” before we launched into “Unborn God”.
Chelsea’s home, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of July 2022
*promo time*
Well, this has taken a turn.
”When was the last time I did a promo at my home? Recently all my promos have been at my porn sets! Anyway! If there’s one term I’d use to describe my last few days as a wrestler, it’d probably be roller-coaster! I won in Zion, I lost a brutal match here in Level Up to Riley and rest assured Riley, you won the battle but I’ll win the fucking war! Where was I again? Oh, right! And to top it all off, at EXP 28 in a village I’ve never heard off before here in Illinois called Hoffman Heights I was scheduled to take on the Wisdom Champion Buster Gloves in a standard rules non-title match.”
So, what changed?
”And you know? It’s funny, I originally got together with my girlfriend Sarah because she was a significant upgrade over my ex who will remain nameless but he knows who is he is, but beyond that she proved why I made the right decision by pointing out that Buster has been at the centre of the controversy between me and Riley since the beginning and that I’ve yet to have a title match here in Level Up! Well, one tweet later and that’s changed alongside the match’s placement on the card because it’s now the main event and Buster’s Wisdom Championship is on the line!”
Fuck yes I’m excited for this!
”Months of toiling away, grinding my way until I get that all important victory, and yet all I had to do all this time, was just ask the champ I’m facing in a non-title match if they felt like putting the title on the line against me, who’d have thought right? Joking aside, this is the biggest match of my Level Up Career by far and I’m definitely the underdog, and considering Buster is a former MMA Fight with a Brazilian Ju Jitsu Black Belt there’s only one video game reference I can make when I name this promo, I’m Lil Chels and I’m about to play me some Buster Glove’s Knockout!”
Where’s Glass Jane when I need her?
”Look, I know the video game I’m referencing is a Boxing game but you try naming a good UFC Game, I’ll wait! Anyway Buster, this isn’t our first meeting in the ring but it is our first match where we’ve faced one on one! I’ve seen you use your striking/grappling style several times since I joined Level Up and if there’s one thing I’m known for outside of that one cat match, my porn career, and my death metal band, it’s the fact that I’m one of the fastest high flyers around and you know that all too well Buster!”
But can you use that knowledge?
”It’s one thing to have knowledge, it’s another to use it! Those were words I first learned from my older twin brother Justin, may he rest in peace, and they’ve stuck with me ever since! Not just because they came from my now dead twin brother mind you, but because they do ring true don’t they? Especially in wrestling and I have a feeling that that fact will ring especially true when we meet up in the ring next week Buster.”
Why?
”I’ve said it once and I’ll say it until I’m ready to hang up my wrestling boots for the last time and if I have anything to say about it? It’ll be a long time before they happens, you can’t kick me if you can’t catch me Buster! I’m sure your kicks are as quick and lethal as they come thanks to your MMA Background and from what I’ve seen from the past times we’ve shared a ring together? You haven’t lost a step, but I’m just as quick, if not faster, in the air and before you know it? You’ll be regretting your choice to agree to put the Wisdom Championship on the line! Some would say that that wasn’t very wise of you even!”
Not me.
”Look, this may be my first title match in Level Up but I’ve held titles in other companies and I was a fighting champion in both reigns! But there’s one thing about being a fighting champion that no one ever seems to talk about, you never know when the mindset of being a fighting champion is going to come back to bite you in the ass! I lost my first title in my second defence because of that mindset, well that and bullshit reasons and I never got my rematch against that bitch but I digress, and again in SRW I’d defend the Overdrive Championship whenever Melinda Rhodes asked! Granted the fact that it was a bi-monthly fed helped with that but again, that only lasted until the second defence.”
Not this time.
”When I win the Wisdom Championship from you Buster, I’ll be hell bent on ensuring that I don’t lose it at the first, second or third defence! Especially if any of those defences are against Riley Heart and trust me, I’ll give that bitch the attention she craves in just a fucking second! If I have anything to say about it, Buster than my reign with the Wisdom Championship will be longer than the number of people I’ve fucked on camera since I got back into porn!”
You heard me!
”Don’t bother with the mathematics Buster because you’ll be here all day otherwise! Just know that that’s a lot of people! Some more than once but I’m getting off track here! And as for Riley, I fucking DARE that bitch to try to get herself involved in the biggest match of my career because she’ll be leaving the arena on a stretcher if she does! NO ONE is getting in the way of my championship destiny!”
I appreciate this! Really!
”Don’t get me wrong Buster, I appreciate the fact that you went to bat for me and got the bosses to make this a title match when you could’ve just as easily rested on your laurels and said no! But at the same time, I’m on a mission to make you regret that choice by not only beating you in my home state of Illinois but winning my first ever title in Level Up! I guess you could say that this will be the moment where I’ve truly levelled up!”
It's that simple!
”But as appreciative as I am of this opportunity, I can’t let that distract me from my ultimate goal in this match and that should be as obvious as how fucking dumb Riley was to get involved in my business in the fucking first place! Yes I know it’s been months since that tag team match but guess what? I can hold a grudge with the best of them and Riley’s already learned that the hard way, how much harder does she want to make this on herself? Does she really want to cost me the biggest match of my Level Up Career against you Buster?”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”I’d say, “ask her the next time you see that bitch” Buster but I doubt she’d listen to anything you have to say, but on the off chance that that idiot does listen to reason and keeps her nose out of it, well Buster? There’s only one way this match is going to end and that’s with “The Nightmare Angel” Chelsea Skye taking to the Skyes as she proves to Buster Gloves, Riley Heart, and anyone else who’s watching why the Skyes the Limit and why I deserve that Wisdom Championship that best way I can think off, by winning it from you Buster! I’ll see you next week!”
I went downstairs to check my e-mails as the scene fades.
It was a one on one match against Buster Gloves for the Wisdom Championship! It was originally a lower card match with no titles on the line but after Chelsea remembered that she had to compete for a title in Level Up and that her last match against Buster was the tag team match that kicked off her feud with Riley Chelsea dared Buster to put his title on the line via Twitter and Buster accepted This was easily the biggest match of Chelsea’s career in Level Up and you just knew that Riley Heart was waiting in the shadows for the chance to screw Chelsea out of the title, can Chelsea win?
Chelsea’s home, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of June 2022, 07:00am
What a week!
It started with what was easily the most brutal match of my career against Riley Heart in Level Up and whilst she did win that match it was clear that the war wasn’t over and then over in Zion I got back to my winning ways by qualifying for their Victory Series, I wish I had something to say about me in EWC but since they left me off the card for that invasion bullshit on this week’s card, well I’ll still be there but I won’t be happy about it!
Luckily for me Green Bay isn’t quite as long a journey as Antwerp or Azerbaijan!
But this week? It’s back to business as usual, I’m set to film my latest porno this week and whilst Jade will be the main character of Lifestyles of the Rich and Horny instead of me, I’m still writing the script like I did with Lady Fucksalot and the Knights of the Hung Table.
What is it with pornos starring me having monstrously long names?
Err, anyway, my band’s still getting regular shows, in fact the reason I’m back here in Chicago is because my band played a show last night, and on the wrestling side of things? I’ve got a Triple Threat Trios Tag Team Match that’s going to be nothing short of a clusterfuck in Zion which sees me teaming with the other Chelsea in Zion (Chelsea LeClair, AKA blonde Chelsea, AKA “hot Chelsea” according to a certain idiot with the initials HH) and Valeria Gonzalez against The Hive and Hebi No Rengo AKA the group that’s been a thorn in my side since I arrived in Zion!
That’s this Saturday though, and the week after THAT I have a non-title match against Buster Gloves in Level Up……….
”Hey babe, do you have a second?” I glanced up and saw my girlfriend Sarah Blaze walking up to me whilst looking at the card for Level Up, our Lab Puppy Valkyrie was following her with her tail wagging. ”I have a couple of questions regarding one of your upcoming matches.”
”Yes, I fully expect to be bouncing around like a pinball on Saturday Night!” I admitted with a grin as Valkyrie walked up to me and I patted her on the head. ”I’ve got six opponents to deal with AT ONCE! What more can you ask for?”
”That’s not the match I was talking about but you are probably right about that!” Sarah admitted with a chuckle as she shook her head. ”I was talking about your upcoming non-title match against Buster Gloves in Level Up, have you ever competed for a title in Level Up?”
I have to pause and think on that for a second, I joined Level Up after my performance on the Tara Fenix Charity Cruise (yes the same cruise that me and Sarah went up to the Sun Deck for sex on) which was at the end of last October/beginning of November, meaning I had been with the company for a little under nine months and in that time? The closest I got to a title match were contenders matches, each of which I had lost, yeah I was beginning to wonder where Sarah was going with this!
”Err, no, only in contender’s matches, all of which I lost.” I admitted before brushing some hair over my shoulder. ”Where are you going with this Sarah?”
”Bear with me a second babe.” Sarah assured me and I folded my arms as I leaned back in my computer chair having been rewatching Jade’s “Lesson 69” porn vid again, what can I say? It’s a hot video! ”That match where Riley cost you the match, it was against Buster right?”
”It was a tag team match where I was originally going to team with Riley against Ahmya and Buster but Riley pulled out and was replaced with Emily Sims.” I explained as I shook my head and Sarah nodded as she got the idea. ”Seriously, what are you getting at? Just because Buster’s the Wisdom Chap doesn’t mean………” I trailed off as it finally hit me. ”You think I should petition for the match to be turned into a title match, don’t you?”
”We both know that Buster hasn’t been happy with Riley’s actions since that tag team match, and let’s face it, you helped him win his debut match.” Sarah reminded me and I had to admit, that had the gears in my head turning. ”Go ahead and put a tweet out about it! See what happens?”
”If this backfires spectacularly, then you are sleeping on the couch for the rest of Summer!” I warned my girlfriend before I made the tweet, honestly I wasn’t expecting much to come off it because I had no idea of Trent or even Buster would take my side, I know I was a fighting champion when I was the Rev1 International Champion and the SRW Overdrive Champion but I knew it wasn’t a common thing.
All that was left to do was hit “tweet” and wait.
Chelsea and Sarah’s home recording studio, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of July 2022, 14:00pm
Spoiler alert: Sarah won’t be sleeping on the couch until September!
It took a few hours before I got a reply from Buster and eventually the Level Up bosses, to the point where I had fallen asleep after tweeting it because of how early it was in the day when Sarah gave me that idea having woken up early to take Valkyrie for a quick walk, so what was the result? You’ve probably figured out that the match between me and Buster was changed into a Wisdom Championship Match but that wasn’t the best part.
The best part was that in making it a championship match, the bosses also made it the main event! Better yet? It’s in my home state! Granted they’ve gone with a village that I’ve never heard of called Hoffman Estates this time around (apparently one of the other students Liz studied for her PHD with is from there but that’s the most I know about it) which means that I’m going to be spending most of next week trying to find the place but still!
This is my first title match in Level Up! Not my first title match since losing the SRW Overdrive Championship mind you (that was when I challenged Melinda Rhodes and Alex “Bullet” Carbajal for the FX Broadcast Championship in EWC) but still!
Right now, I’m getting in some band practice with my bandmates in Krawling Khaos as we have a couple of shows coming up, I’ve still got the filming of Lifestyles of the Rich and Horny which is starting tomorrow afternoon but the shows are taking place after that’s filmed.
As for my wrestling shows, the first upcoming gig with Krawling Khaos is happening next Wednesday with support from Broken Masquerade and Thrash-Demon, the second is another gig with that line-up just with the support acts reversed.
“Okay, everything’s going well.” Julian commented as we finished practicing the set’s opener, Swamp Witch Cult, and I grinned in response. “We’re still going with the title track from Of Gods and Machines: The Mechanical Pantheon for the set closer right?”
”Which one? The album’s title is so long that we split it into two title tracks!” I admitted with a shrug as I did a quick tuning check on my guitar. ”Or are we going to go for the two songs back to back?”
“I think closing the set with both tracks sounds like our best bet.” Trent responded and I grinned in response. “Sarah will just have to remember that when she goes to announce the end of the set.”
”And my memories intact so that won’t be a problem!” Sarah chimed in with a grin before I glanced over at Taylor who seemed to be preoccupied with something on her phone. ”Something up Taylor?” Sarah asked my guitar teacher once she saw that and the band’s second guitarist shook her head before setting her phone aside.
“Not much, some Thrash Metal band from Scotland just torpedoed their own career by bitching about not getting booked for shows when they’re set to support Heathen at their warm-up gig for a big Metal Festival over there.” Taylor explained and we gave her a curious look. “The band’s name is Virus, they said that the Heathen show would be their last because they keep getting passed up for “inferior bands”, if Heathen still has them on the line-up by the end of the week I’ll be surprised.”
”Yeah, I don’t know about you guys but I’d kill for a support slot like that.” I nodded in agreement and the rest of the band quickly found themselves agreeing with me. ”Ahh well, their loss is another band’s gain I guess.”
“Yeah considering Heathen is with Nuclear Blast I’ll be surprised if Virus is still on the bill after that.” Julian nodded in agreement as he checked the tuning on his bass guitar. “Besides that, unless Chelsea manages to snag us an international booking when she’s taken overseas by EWC we’re unlikely to play England anytime soon.”
”Never say never I guess, so, you want to continue band practice or roast Virus some more?” I asked my bandmates and it didn’t take long for the band to decide on “practice” before we launched into “Unborn God”.
Chelsea’s home, Chicago, Illinois
Monday the 11th of July 2022
*promo time*
Well, this has taken a turn.
”When was the last time I did a promo at my home? Recently all my promos have been at my porn sets! Anyway! If there’s one term I’d use to describe my last few days as a wrestler, it’d probably be roller-coaster! I won in Zion, I lost a brutal match here in Level Up to Riley and rest assured Riley, you won the battle but I’ll win the fucking war! Where was I again? Oh, right! And to top it all off, at EXP 28 in a village I’ve never heard off before here in Illinois called Hoffman Heights I was scheduled to take on the Wisdom Champion Buster Gloves in a standard rules non-title match.”
So, what changed?
”And you know? It’s funny, I originally got together with my girlfriend Sarah because she was a significant upgrade over my ex who will remain nameless but he knows who is he is, but beyond that she proved why I made the right decision by pointing out that Buster has been at the centre of the controversy between me and Riley since the beginning and that I’ve yet to have a title match here in Level Up! Well, one tweet later and that’s changed alongside the match’s placement on the card because it’s now the main event and Buster’s Wisdom Championship is on the line!”
Fuck yes I’m excited for this!
”Months of toiling away, grinding my way until I get that all important victory, and yet all I had to do all this time, was just ask the champ I’m facing in a non-title match if they felt like putting the title on the line against me, who’d have thought right? Joking aside, this is the biggest match of my Level Up Career by far and I’m definitely the underdog, and considering Buster is a former MMA Fight with a Brazilian Ju Jitsu Black Belt there’s only one video game reference I can make when I name this promo, I’m Lil Chels and I’m about to play me some Buster Glove’s Knockout!”
Where’s Glass Jane when I need her?
”Look, I know the video game I’m referencing is a Boxing game but you try naming a good UFC Game, I’ll wait! Anyway Buster, this isn’t our first meeting in the ring but it is our first match where we’ve faced one on one! I’ve seen you use your striking/grappling style several times since I joined Level Up and if there’s one thing I’m known for outside of that one cat match, my porn career, and my death metal band, it’s the fact that I’m one of the fastest high flyers around and you know that all too well Buster!”
But can you use that knowledge?
”It’s one thing to have knowledge, it’s another to use it! Those were words I first learned from my older twin brother Justin, may he rest in peace, and they’ve stuck with me ever since! Not just because they came from my now dead twin brother mind you, but because they do ring true don’t they? Especially in wrestling and I have a feeling that that fact will ring especially true when we meet up in the ring next week Buster.”
Why?
”I’ve said it once and I’ll say it until I’m ready to hang up my wrestling boots for the last time and if I have anything to say about it? It’ll be a long time before they happens, you can’t kick me if you can’t catch me Buster! I’m sure your kicks are as quick and lethal as they come thanks to your MMA Background and from what I’ve seen from the past times we’ve shared a ring together? You haven’t lost a step, but I’m just as quick, if not faster, in the air and before you know it? You’ll be regretting your choice to agree to put the Wisdom Championship on the line! Some would say that that wasn’t very wise of you even!”
Not me.
”Look, this may be my first title match in Level Up but I’ve held titles in other companies and I was a fighting champion in both reigns! But there’s one thing about being a fighting champion that no one ever seems to talk about, you never know when the mindset of being a fighting champion is going to come back to bite you in the ass! I lost my first title in my second defence because of that mindset, well that and bullshit reasons and I never got my rematch against that bitch but I digress, and again in SRW I’d defend the Overdrive Championship whenever Melinda Rhodes asked! Granted the fact that it was a bi-monthly fed helped with that but again, that only lasted until the second defence.”
Not this time.
”When I win the Wisdom Championship from you Buster, I’ll be hell bent on ensuring that I don’t lose it at the first, second or third defence! Especially if any of those defences are against Riley Heart and trust me, I’ll give that bitch the attention she craves in just a fucking second! If I have anything to say about it, Buster than my reign with the Wisdom Championship will be longer than the number of people I’ve fucked on camera since I got back into porn!”
You heard me!
”Don’t bother with the mathematics Buster because you’ll be here all day otherwise! Just know that that’s a lot of people! Some more than once but I’m getting off track here! And as for Riley, I fucking DARE that bitch to try to get herself involved in the biggest match of my career because she’ll be leaving the arena on a stretcher if she does! NO ONE is getting in the way of my championship destiny!”
I appreciate this! Really!
”Don’t get me wrong Buster, I appreciate the fact that you went to bat for me and got the bosses to make this a title match when you could’ve just as easily rested on your laurels and said no! But at the same time, I’m on a mission to make you regret that choice by not only beating you in my home state of Illinois but winning my first ever title in Level Up! I guess you could say that this will be the moment where I’ve truly levelled up!”
It's that simple!
”But as appreciative as I am of this opportunity, I can’t let that distract me from my ultimate goal in this match and that should be as obvious as how fucking dumb Riley was to get involved in my business in the fucking first place! Yes I know it’s been months since that tag team match but guess what? I can hold a grudge with the best of them and Riley’s already learned that the hard way, how much harder does she want to make this on herself? Does she really want to cost me the biggest match of my Level Up Career against you Buster?”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”I’d say, “ask her the next time you see that bitch” Buster but I doubt she’d listen to anything you have to say, but on the off chance that that idiot does listen to reason and keeps her nose out of it, well Buster? There’s only one way this match is going to end and that’s with “The Nightmare Angel” Chelsea Skye taking to the Skyes as she proves to Buster Gloves, Riley Heart, and anyone else who’s watching why the Skyes the Limit and why I deserve that Wisdom Championship that best way I can think off, by winning it from you Buster! I’ll see you next week!”
I went downstairs to check my e-mails as the scene fades.
