Post by wwjbcd on Dec 2, 2021 23:58:13 GMT -5
Name: Helder
Age: 43
How best to contact you: Discord (SpookyHelder#4788), Twitter (wwjbcd )
Character Name: Android 69 (aka The Literal Sex Machine & Coitus Maximus)
Character Age: The Legal Age (What, did you think I was going to type "Yes please"??)
Pic Base: SHOCKWAVE the Robot
Alignment: Chaotic Screwtral
Twitter handle: N/A; reference wwjbcd when needed
Height: 12"... oh, I mean, 6'2"
Weight: 1.5T... but more likely 235 lbs.
Hometown: Billed from Fucking, Austria
Entrance Music: "Koochy" by Armand Van Helden
Entrance Description: Koochy begins to play. 13 seconds in, the words "Android 69" appear on the screen. Once the robotic voice begins "singing", The Masked Machinist comes out, remote control in hand, fidgeting with it before turning it back towards the Gorilla position. Then, out comes none other than Android 69 doing the robot, which he invented, as well as pelvic thrusting towards the ladies of this fine city... but only if they consent... which they always do. MM keeps trying to get A69 back on track, until they've finally reached the ring. A69 begins dry-humping the corner turnbuckle until MM turns a dial on his remote, programming his robot for professional wrestling action!
Wrestler Style: Robot Style
General Moves (up to 15): Robot Punch, Robot Kick, Robot Clothesline, Robot Clubbing Forearms, Robot DDT, Robot Standing Side Headlock, Robot Leg Drop, Robot Crab, Robot Palm Thrust, Robot Ass Punch (different from Robot Punch), Robot Arm Drag, Robot Kitchen Sink, Robot Irish Whip into Turnbuckle, Robot Atomic Drop, Robot Splash
Signature moves (up to 4): Fiveplay - A Full Nelson with dry-humping, which tends to piss off the opponent
Launch Time - Bronco Buster, but it's a metal robot crotch in your face so it actually hurts
Critical Anal-ysis - Seated senton splash
JOI Buzzer - Electrified grab
Finishing moves (up to 2): The Coital Wave - Elijah Express
The Big Spoon - Coquina Clutch
Biography: The Masked Machinist really loves sex but he married someone who doesn't like it nearly as much as he does. This caused such a strain on their relationship that she left him. Now alone, his insatiable lust for... lust... has hit an even bigger snag than a spouse with an average sex drive. Seeing that he hates paying for intercourse, he used his vast genius and talent in order to create a sex robot, but it looked so fucked up that he became suicidal. Dejected, he roamed the world with his "useless" sex robot. It was during this time he came upon what would become another thing he loved: wrestling. After a mixed bag of success in Carnage Wrestling, once they closed their doors for good, they wouldn't be seen again until none other than The Man With Two Brains Johnny Hitmaker announced he purchased virtually every Carnage wrestler's contract. Then there was a meeting, they showed up, left, and hadn't been seen since... UNTIL TODAY.
Age: 43
How best to contact you: Discord (SpookyHelder#4788), Twitter (wwjbcd )
Character Name: Android 69 (aka The Literal Sex Machine & Coitus Maximus)
Character Age: The Legal Age (What, did you think I was going to type "Yes please"??)
Pic Base: SHOCKWAVE the Robot
Alignment: Chaotic Screwtral
Twitter handle: N/A; reference wwjbcd when needed
Height: 12"... oh, I mean, 6'2"
Weight: 1.5T... but more likely 235 lbs.
Hometown: Billed from Fucking, Austria
Entrance Music: "Koochy" by Armand Van Helden
Entrance Description: Koochy begins to play. 13 seconds in, the words "Android 69" appear on the screen. Once the robotic voice begins "singing", The Masked Machinist comes out, remote control in hand, fidgeting with it before turning it back towards the Gorilla position. Then, out comes none other than Android 69 doing the robot, which he invented, as well as pelvic thrusting towards the ladies of this fine city... but only if they consent... which they always do. MM keeps trying to get A69 back on track, until they've finally reached the ring. A69 begins dry-humping the corner turnbuckle until MM turns a dial on his remote, programming his robot for professional wrestling action!
Wrestler Style: Robot Style
General Moves (up to 15): Robot Punch, Robot Kick, Robot Clothesline, Robot Clubbing Forearms, Robot DDT, Robot Standing Side Headlock, Robot Leg Drop, Robot Crab, Robot Palm Thrust, Robot Ass Punch (different from Robot Punch), Robot Arm Drag, Robot Kitchen Sink, Robot Irish Whip into Turnbuckle, Robot Atomic Drop, Robot Splash
Signature moves (up to 4): Fiveplay - A Full Nelson with dry-humping, which tends to piss off the opponent
Launch Time - Bronco Buster, but it's a metal robot crotch in your face so it actually hurts
Critical Anal-ysis - Seated senton splash
JOI Buzzer - Electrified grab
Finishing moves (up to 2): The Coital Wave - Elijah Express
The Big Spoon - Coquina Clutch
Biography: The Masked Machinist really loves sex but he married someone who doesn't like it nearly as much as he does. This caused such a strain on their relationship that she left him. Now alone, his insatiable lust for... lust... has hit an even bigger snag than a spouse with an average sex drive. Seeing that he hates paying for intercourse, he used his vast genius and talent in order to create a sex robot, but it looked so fucked up that he became suicidal. Dejected, he roamed the world with his "useless" sex robot. It was during this time he came upon what would become another thing he loved: wrestling. After a mixed bag of success in Carnage Wrestling, once they closed their doors for good, they wouldn't be seen again until none other than The Man With Two Brains Johnny Hitmaker announced he purchased virtually every Carnage wrestler's contract. Then there was a meeting, they showed up, left, and hadn't been seen since... UNTIL TODAY.
The Masked Machinist
