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Post by Boss Joe on Mar 14, 2022 22:37:27 GMT -5
As the opening video package ends we fade in to the 2300 Arena in beautiful Philadelphia, PA! We pan around for a few moments before switching to the drone cam inside of the arena. We pan over the fans in the stands as we signs galore such as "HE IS HERE!!", "TRIANGLES ARE MY FAVORITE THREESOMES!", "A69 2 DAMN FINE!", "BITE ME MY GUY!", "DON'T BOOK ME IN TAG TEAMS!", "LIKE BUTTON!", "I GAVE HER THE BERT AND SHE GAVE ME THE CLAP", and "I MISS MY PAYNE!!" We pan around and stop finally at the announcers table to see Arthur La Forge and Mary DeSue. Arthur is wearing his usual Captain N Letterman's Jacket, and Mary is cosplaying as Lara Croft.Arthur La Forge: Welcome to Level Up's Pay Per View Extravaganza The Last Of Us Two!!! Mary DeSue: You seem super excited Arthur! Arthur La Forge: You bet I am! We've got a great show tonight for all the...what? Mary DeSue: Three...two...and... "WAH WAH WAH WAHHHH WAHHHH" starts to play but the feed is not cut.Arthur La Forge: NOT TONIGHT WIGIS!! Mary DeSue: You stopped the hack?! Arthur La Forge: Of course! It's a pay per view event. We have to run down the card! And tonight is one of the most jam packed cards of the year. Starting off we have an Inferno Match for The Courage Championship between EA Blizzard and The Current Champion, Dionysus! Mary DeSue: Did you bring smores? Arthur La Forge: Be nice...and of course! Following that we have a Wisdom Championship Match to see if Victoria Salinas can beat Amhya! Mary DeSue: Go Go Game Changers! Arthur La Forge: Speaking of Game Changers...Larry Tact will have to try and survive with his title in...well...tact when he goes up against Lord Raab in The Power Title Match. No DQ. No Count Outs! Falls Count Anywhere! Mary DeSue: Poor Larry...at least he's not gonna be barbeque... Arthur La Forge: You never know in Level Up, and speaking of unknowns...In The Final Boss Championship Match we got a grudge that will be settled tonight betweeen the champ, "Undeniable" Bert McAlroy and Joey Crash! Mary DeSue: Then it's the big one... Arthur La Forge: That's right folks...Thirty Competitors. One match. Pinfalls and Submissions only. Anything else goes...The Last Of Us Battle Royal for a shot at the "Final Boss" title at our next Pay Per View...DOOM! Mary DeSue: Let's start this party with a bang! I'm still mad there are no Tirri's tonight. Arthur La Forge: I'm sure you'll survive... --- Bert McAlroy vs. Joey Crash The maniacal laughter which introduces 'Cheer Up London' blasts throughout the arena. Joey Crash walks through the curtain with his signature round shades and overcoat. He shouts at the fans on either side as he goes towards the ring. Mr. Rad: This match is set for one fall and is for the FINAL BOSS CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from London, England, weighing in at 225 pounds…JOEY CRASH! Arthur La Forge: Your ears do not deceive you, we are STARTING with the Final Boss Championship! Mary DeSue: Yeah, because Bert was [BLEEP]ing rude about it. Arthur La Forge: Bert threw down the gauntlet on Twitter, let’s open the show, and Crash accepted. And now here we are. Crash strides past the ring steps and around the ring, paying no attention to the fans shouting in the front row. He passes the announce table and circles back to the apron at the bottom of the ramp, jogging and limbering up for a fight. Ref Kirby shouts from the ring to get inside but he doesn’t take his eyes off the entrance way.
The houselights go out, causing the audience to instantly whip itself into a fury that only gets louder as the opening guitar of “Quiver” rings out, soon followed by a steady bass and snare from the drums, white and green house lights alternating with each beat. Soon, the main riff kicks in and as smoke billows around the entrance and “Undeniable” fills the RADtron’s screen, Bert McAlroy steps out with the final boss title around his waist.
The fans scream to the final boss champion, causing him to gaze out with a half painted face with eyes equal parts blazing with life and seemingly serene. He meets Joey’s gaze and undoes the title at the top of the ramp, then slides out of his hoodie before marching down to meet him as the audience reaches a fever pitch, knowing whats to come.
Bert keeps his eyes on Crash and begins down the ramp. Crash marches up towards him, ignoring the calls from the ref to get in the ring. They start running towards the middle and throwing wild lefts and rights in the middle of the ramp! Neither man gets a clear advantage until Bert lands a sharp elbow strike across the chin, staggering Crash backwards. Bert follows and lands more punches, backing Joey into the barricade. The crowd shuffles away as Crash turns to climb over to escape the onslaught. Bert clubs Crash some more as he lands in the crowd and starts shoving fans out of the way. Bert looks back to the ref whose shouting at the them to get in the ring but he shrugs and follows Crash into the crowd.Arthur LaForge: What is going on here? The match hasn’t even started! Mary De Sue: Duhh, nobody wants to see this match. Crash shoves more fans out of the way as he stumbles through across the floor with Bert in hot pursuit. Crash stops to take a “GIVE ME THE BERT!” sign from a child and he tears it in half, getting in the fans face. Bert blindsides him with a running forearm across the back of his neck, sending Joey stumbling to the floor once again. Bert half heartedly hands the ripped sign back to the fan before turning back to Crash, whose crawling away slowly. Bert spots a large red plastic bin at the bottom of some stairs and walks over to grab it. He lifts it high above his head and walks back over to Crash whose back on his feet and pokes Bert in the eye! Bert doubles over and drops the bin which Crash eagerly picks up. Before Bert can even stand back up, Crash slams the bin across his back! Bert is flattened on the concrete floor as the bin bounces away from the impact. Crash saunters back past the fan with the ripped sign making a crybaby taunt and then eases himself back over the barricade and leans against it, clearly pleased with himself. He badmouths the ref whose still trying to get the match started. There’s a small commotion in the crowd and Crash turns around to see Bert fly over the barricade with a double axe handle! Bert gets to his feet quickly, feeding off the adrenaline. Ref Kirby is by the ropes shouting at them to get in the ring and start the match. Bert half slides under the rope but stops halfway, and rolls back out.Arthur La Forge: Bert thought twice that time, he’s not ready to start the match yet. There’s cruel intentions here, folks! Mary De Sue: What’s cruel is dragging this out longer than it needs to be. Somebody pin someone! Bert lifts the ring apron and takes out a steel chair as Crash begins stirring on the floor. He lifts it in the air for the crowd who cheer with anticipation. Bert grips the chair with both hands as he advances towards Crash. Crash attempts a spinning backfist – but misses wildly and Bert nails Crash in the gut with the chair! Crash doubles over again as Bert cracks the steel chair across his spine! Crash cries out in pain and arches his back as he rolls around on the floor. Bert drops the chair on the floor and stomps Crash twice for good measure. He raises Crash from the floor in a front headlock, dragging Crash over to the chair. Bert attempts the DDT but Crash resists, planting himself into the floor on one knee. Bert puts more pressure in the chokehold but is shoved back into the apron by Crash! Bert shouts in pain but tries to stay focussed. Crash comes in with more boxing jabs and Bert does well to guard himself, until Crash claps both of his ears! Bert drops to his knees and covers his ears to stop the ringing as Crash looks over at the discarded chair. Ref Kirby is pleading with Crash to get in the ring but it’s ignored. Crash takes his time walking towards Bert, flourishing the chair with aplomb. He slams the chair across across Bert’s midsection!Arthur La Forge: You think Bert wishes he had started the match yet? Mary De Sue: WE ALL WISH THAT! JUST COUNT THEM BOTH OUT ALREADY! As Bert is hunched on the floor in pain, Crash opens the chair and sits down next to him. He leans down and begins talking trash before piefacing Bert with his open hand. He stands up and reaches into his tights dramatically and pulls out the BRASS KNUCKS! He closes his eyes as he puts them on with the cool guise of a pantomime villain, keeping it tucked close to his chin as he adopts the stance to attack Bert. Crash keeps shouting at Bert to get up, who uses the open chair to help get back to him feet. Crash is poised behind Bert, ready to deliver the Loaded Glove as Bert keeps one hand on the back of the chair. He slowly turns and Crash goes in for the blow - but is whipped in the side of the head with the chair! Crash crumples to the floor in a heap, with a fresh cut appearing above his ear. Bert takes advantage and pulls Joey’s arm through the chair and delivers a double stomp! Crash screams in pain as Bert sits down and locks an ARMBAR THROUGH THE CHAIR! Bert struggles with Crash’s hand and after three attempts is able to pull the knucks off him. He relinquishes the hold and gets up, shouting at Ref Kirby about the knucks before launching them into the crowd!Arthur La Forge: I sure hope we remembered to take out insurance! Mary De Sue: Well, either you remembered to take out insurance or you won’t remember anything if that hits you on the bonce. Arthur La Forge: The bonce? Who are you, Mary Poppins? Mary De Sue: I wish! Then I could open up my umbrella and float away from this match that HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET! Bert takes a second to catch his breath as Crash stays on the floor, clutching his arm and complaining about his knucks going missing. Bert walks to the other side of the ring and lifts the apron again and pulls out a table! Ref Kirby looks on powerless. The crowd ratchets up as Bert sets it up on the outside, leaning upright against the barricade. He pats it before walking back to Crash whose on all fours, still clutching his arm tight. The cut on his head is starting to run down his neck. Bert lands a hard kick in Crash’s quad, forcing him to his feet and he starts hobbling away. Crash leans sideways against a barricade, trying to protect his injured arm. Bert starts landing hard rights on Crash but is shoved away forcefully, and Crash continued creeping away along the barricade. Bert rushes back in and lands a running dropkick! Crash falls flat but immediately gets back up, nursing the injured arm. Bert’s eyes widen and he yells at the crowd to get back. He climbs onto the barricade and deftfully runs towards Crash, sending him to the floor with a hurricanrana off the barricade! Bert jumps back to his feet and Crash makes a mad dash to get into the ring. Crash slides under the rope but Bert catches him by the ankle! Crash tries to crawl forward with his one good arm as Ref Kirby enthusiastically tells Bert to let go - but he may as well be speaking to a wall. Bert manages to drag Crash out completely but is immediately kicked square in the groin - LOW BLOW! Bert slowly collapses onto his knees against and Crash follows up quickly, grabbing Bert and throwing him against the apron with a rolling release suplex! The speed of the move landed Bert awkwardly across the hardest part of the ring on his lower back and he tumbles to the floor in agony.Arthur La Forge: Bert is going to feel that one tomorrow! Mary De Sue: He’s going to feel it now, you big dingus. Both men are on the floor, Crash exhausted from the attacks on his arm and Bert reeling from the impactful slam on the apron. Crash stares down at his fist which used to have the brass knucks and back at Bert with a spite. He warily gets up and grabs Bert by his ears, to a kneeling position. Crash measures Bert and lands a thunderous punch right between the eyes… and another… and another! Bert got opened up the hard way on that last strike, but he smiles. Crash is taken aback, so he hits him again. Bert keeps smiling and starts laughing! Bert gets up in Crash’s face, going nose to nose and taunting Crash to hit him again. Bert’s wish is granted as Crash swings again - Bert blocks! He counters with an elbow strike of his own but it doesn’t shake Crash. Bert follows up with another elbow and another but Crash shrugs it off and grabs Bert around the back of his head and runs him HEAD FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Bert ragdolls off the post from the impact, leaving a small trail of blood on the floor. Crash begins feeling confident again and taunts about the strength of his jaw before almost mercifully and to Ref Kirby’s relief, rolling Bert into the ring and sliding in himself.
DING DING DING!Arthur La Forge: Finally, this match is underway! Mary De Sue: So nothing really counts until now? That’s fifteen minutes of my life I’m not getting back! Arthur La Forge: Every minute of your life is time you’ll never get back. I’m afraid time is not refundable and death is the end. It says that inside every Level Up match program. Mary De Sue: I thought it said Card Subject to change? Arthur La Forge: That too. Crash looks at Bert whose struggling to get back to his feet, clutching the ropes as he attempts to steady himself. Crash points in every direction of the crowd and does the belt motion around his waist, finally topping it off by tapping his temple with an evil smirk. He walks up to Bert and clubs on the back of his neck, dragging him away from the ropes by his waistband and stacking him up with a backslide!
One!
Two!!
No!
Bert kicks out! Bert scuttles backwards as Crash kneels and mimes that he was ‘this close’ to winning the match.Arthur La Forge: The gall to attempt a backslide! That’s how he beat Bert last time! Mary De Sue: The patent-pending backslide of Joey Crash almost got him the dub! Arthur La Forge: How do you patent a backslide? Mary De Sue: Internet. Fuelled by the adrenaline off the nearfall, Bert springs back to his feet and the pair lock up in the middle of the ring. Crash overpowers Bert with a headlock but is quickly pushed back into the ropes and Bert shoves Crash across the ring. Bert braces for impact and Crash flattens him with a shoulder barge. Crash starts rotating his injured arm before he steps over Bert to hit the ropes - Bert jumps over Crash on the rebound and ducks under him on the next, finally nailing him with a dropkick to the face! Joey gets back up holding his jaw and Bert hits him with a body slam! Crash is up quickly once more and throws a wild uppercut which is caught by Bert on the turn with his outside arm - and quickly hooks the other for a backslide of his own!
One!
Two!
No!
Crash just kicks out in time and is taunted with the same ‘this close’ taunt by Bert. Crash loses his temper and unloads with a wild flurry of punches but Bert is dodging every single blow. He ducks under a hook from Crash and bounces off the second rope to rebound with a superman punch - GIVE HER THE BERT - No! Crash dodges in the nick of time only to miss with another punch and get decked with BONG WATER! A superkick from nowhere flattens Crash in a heartbeat. Bert hooks the leg!
One!
Two!!
Thr- No! Crash just kicks out!Arthur La Forge: There’s been a lot of violence already but despite the blood already lost, Bert’s winning this thing! Mary De Sue: Stop trying to distract us from the real story here! How dare Bert use Joey’s backslide! I’m preparing a lawsuit as we speak. Bert looks down in disbelief at Crash, which becomes a smile… and then resentment. He grabs both of Crash’s wrists and lifts him up to a kneeling position and starts limbering up for some violent kicks, the crowd eagerly waiting to shout along with Bert.
“Bitch!”
A sharp kick to Crash!
“Bitch!”
Another one!
“Bitch!”
And another!
“Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”
The crowd can barely keep up with the increasing speed of Bert’s kicks and they cheer their appreciation. Bert rebounds off the ropes to add some extra sizzle to the final kick.
“Bitch!”
But Crash catches it!
The final kick is caught by Crash, whose torso is red raw from the onslaught. Crash is seething with rage and fighting against the pain as he stands up, still holding the leg. Bert tries to land a strike but the distance is too great. After two failed attempts, Crash gets cocky and lets one hand go of Bert’s leg to mock him in front of the crowd. As the boos come raining down, he turns back to Bert who jumps and lands a one-leg codebreaker! Crash snaps backwards from the impact and immediately rolls out of the ring and onto the floor.Arthur La Forge: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Crash can’t keep wrestling like he’s already won. There’s a reason Bert is the Final Boss Champion! Mary De Sue: Yeah, LUCK. Ref Kirby begins to count as Bert looks over the ropes at Crash who is sprawled out on the floor.
One!
Crash is flat on his back, heaving to get his breath back.
Two!
He’s still on the floor, trying to get his second wind.
Three!
Bert attempts to climb out but Ref Kirby pushes him back.
Four!
Bert leans against the ropes, yelling at Crash to get up so he can finish him off.
Five!
Crash is rolling slowly onto his side, and on one knee.
Six!
Crash is just about on his feet and staring up at Bert whose stepped back to invite him back into the ring.
Seven!
Crash is finally on the apron and Ref Kirby stops counting. Crash wipes the blood that’s been trickling down the side of his head onto the rope. He walks to the corner and attempts to undo the padding but Ref Kirby admonishes him quickly, and Bert capitalizes with a running elbow strike! Crash almost falls off the apron but hangs on with one hand on the top rope. Bert climbs onto the apron while Crash is off balance and lands another strike, keeping the challenger in a precarious position. Bert moves to break Crash’s grip but to no avail, Crash is able swings his other hand back to the ropes and Bert dodges aside to stay out of his grip. With a bottom rope assist, Bert springs back towards Crash and lands on his shoulders - POISONRANA OFF THE APRON - No! Bert is dangling upside down from Crash’s shoulders but Crash is still holding onto the ropes! Bert rolls himself back up and starts landing blows to the top of his skull but Crash jumps backwards and drops Bert face first into the apron - ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! A bloody splatter hits the apron as Bert bounces off the apron head first on his way to the floor.Arthur La Forge: An electric chair drop, off the apron… on the apron? Mary De Sue: Call it whatever you want, Bert just got swatted like a fly with newspaper. Ref Kirby jumps outside to check on both men. Bert is still moving but only just, as if he’s running on instinct alone. Crash meanwhile is leaning against the barricade trying to compose himself and clutching his chest from all the kicks he took. Ignoring the ‘Bitch’ insults from some fat guy in the crowd, Crash takes stock of the table that Bert set-up earlier. He walks over to it and moves it to the middle of the apron at the bottom of the ramp, setting it up just a foot away. He examines the distance again as Ref Kirby fruitlessly reminds him of the rules of their Standard match, and Crash has a grin on his face. He follows Bert to a ringpost where he’s trying to stand and eyes up the barricade next to him. He yells at the fans to move as he strips the protective padding away, exposing the metal guard rail beneath. Crash then grabs the exhausted Bert by the back of his neck and leads him back to the railing. Crash lifts him for a back suplex but Bert rolls through! Landing behind Crash he immediately locks in a rear choke hold - KATA HA JIME! He can’t lock it in fully, the choke and half nelson are both in but he can’t connect his hands - but it’s wearing Crash down! Crash tries flailing but Bert jumps on his back and the added weight is enough to make him start fading. Ref Kirby is still trying to get the men back in the ring and telling Bert submissions won’t count outside. Bert releases the hold and holds his hands up to the ref and rolls into the ring - only to roll out again. He immediately drags Crash to his feet and hoists him up for a suplex and DROPS HIM CHEST FIRST ON THE RAILING! Crash falls backwards into the chairs of the front row but isn’t allowed any respite as Bert once again drags Crash back to his feet and applies a headlock, dragging him over the barricade and hits a HANGING DDT ON THE FLOOR!Arthur La Forge: You get the feeling these guys wanted a No DQ match? Mary De Sue: I get the feeling they want to kill each other! Ref Kirby is in hysterics as both men are down on the floor, and has no choice but to go in and start the count.
One!
Bert has lost a lot of blood and his facepaint is barely visible beneath it.
Two!
Barely any movement.
Three!
Still nothing.
Four!
Bert inches his shoulder to start moving.
Five!
Crash has tried to stop Bert from moving but he’s too weak to stop him.
Six!
Bert is on all fours and breathing deeply.
Seven!
Bert gets to the apron but still isn’t on his feet. Crash has rolled onto his back, and we can see a new cut across his forehead from the DDT from Bert.
Eight!
Bert gets to his feet and grips both hands on the bottom rope, and lifts his way in!
Nine!
Bert rolls back out and breaks the count!Arthur La Forge: I know Bert’s a fighting champion and he feels like he has something to prove here, but he could have had the match won! Mary De Sue: You mean this match is STILL going? I can feel myself aging! Bert looks like he’s running on autopilot as he looks down at Crash, whose barely been able to get on all fours. Bert grabs Crash around the chest and heaves him up, eventually rolling him into the ring. Bert follows him in and once again, locks in a front facelock to get Crash back to his feet. In a flash he spins Crash around and locks his arms from behind and turns him over - MCALDESTROYER 2.0! NO! Crash shoves Bert away! Bert eyes Crash up and jumps for the Springboard Superman Punch - GIVE HER THE BERT - But Crash pulls Ref Kirby into the way! KIRBY GOT THE BERT! Bert grabs his head in shock and frustration as he checks on the ref, who is not responding. Crash is laughing maniacally beneath his crimson mask as he hangs on to the ropes to keep standing. Bert turns around and Crash feigns going for a funch and Bert ducks - and Crash attempts a Fisherman’s Brainbuster - THUNDER CRASH! NO! Bert struggles and clocks Crash in the skull with his loose knee. Crash is wobbly and Bert gives Crash the finger and follows up with another BONG WATER! A second superkick sends Joey falling to the floor like a rake. He hooks the leg… But there’s no referee! The crowd chants the three count and keeps going up and up.Arthur La Forge: Someone needs to get a referee down here! Bert has this thing won! Mary De Sue: GODDAMMIT! Arthur La Forge: That’s two chances Bert has had to win but this match continues! Bert rolls off of Crash and has his head in his hands. He looks around the arena, wondering what he can do. He goes back to the ref whose barely stirring but clearly a long ways away from counting a pin. Then Bert looks past the ref to the outside… And spots the table set-up by the apron. A new smile appears through his exasperated and blood stained face. He staggers over to the ropes near the table and points at it. The crowd wants a murder. Bert once again has to move Joey’s deadweight around, this time rolling him to the apron under the bottom rope. Bert climbs onto the apron gingerly but Crash rolls off the apron and lands on his feet. Crash grabs Bert’s ankles and yanks them out from underneath him! Bert lands hard on the apron but Crash keeps hold of his ankles and drags him to the floor. Bert reaches to fight back but Crash hooks both of his legs securely and falls back sending Bert flying with a CATAPULT INTO THE RING POST! Bert leaves another bloodstain on the post as he bounces back to the floor. Crash turns back towards Ref Kirby who is recovering on all fours. Crash crawls under the apron and reappears about twenty seconds later empty handed and shrugs to the crowd… But he has an evil grin on his face.Arthur La Forge: Whatever Crash has got planned, I’m not sure it’s good news. Mary De Sue: It will be for me! Crash drags Bert roughly back to the apron and hoists him back up to the edge of the ring. Ref Kirby is almost recovered and is rubbing his head and wobbly on his feet. Crash has a lightbulb moment and runs to a turnbuckle on the other side of the ring, out of Ref Kirby’s sight and begins removing the top turnbuckle padding. Crash drops it down on the floor and beckons Ref Kirby to go fix it, pleading for the safety of the competitors and integrity of the rules of their Standard Rules match. Groggily, Ref Kirby agrees and goes to pick up the pad. Like a kid let loose in a candy store, Crash runs back to Bert who can barely push himself off the floor. He hoists him up for a piledriver and looks back towards Ref Kirby whose still trying to reattach the turnbuckle! The crowd are screaming at the ref to turn around but Crash jumps off the apron with an avalanche piledriver! CRASH AND BURN THROUGH THE TABLE! The crowd explodes on the impact and both men fall in separate heaps on the floor. Ref Kirby rushes over and is dumbfounded by what he sees.Arthur La Forge: An avalanche piledriver through a table?! Is there anything Crash won’t lower himself to?! Mary De Sue: I… I want this match to end. Please. Lord of the Rings is shorter than this. Arthur La Forge: You’ve read Lord of the Rings? Mary De Sue: I thought it was a film! Ref Kirby jumps out of the ring and checks on both men who are laid flat out on the floor among broken tables pieces. Kirby motions for medics to come down to the ring and after about thirty seconds, we see some medics come jogging down to the ring wheeling a stretcher. Crash is leaning on his elbow and beginning to move but Bert is still out of it. The medics put on gloves and begin Crash but he lazily piefaces them out of his way. Bert is getting checked on and they agree that they should wheel him away. They carefully get Bert onto a plastic stretcher and lift him onto the wheeled bed. Crash staggers to his feet as they begin wheeling Bert up the ramp, who is now struggling against the medics. Crash starts shoving medics out of the way and grabs the stretcher, and starts pushing him back towards the ring He spins the stretcher around wildly and it collapses, sending Bert tumbling uncomfortably to the floor! Ref Kirby looks exhausted as Crash picks up Bert and rolls him under the bottom rope.Arthur La Forge: What else could either man possibly do? Does either competitor have anything left in the tank? Mary De Sue: And we still have more matches after this? I would have packed my overnight bag! Crash is standing in the middle of the ring as Bert is leaning on the ropes to keep balance. Crash gets some trash talk in and shoves Bert back into the corner - but Bert slaps him across the face! Crash stumbles backwards in disbelief and rage. He rushes back in but Bert suckers him and counters - turning Crash into the corner and hammering with lefts and rights! Crash is forced down into the corner and Bert starts feeding off the crowd. He runs in for the CORNER SPLASH - but Crash dodges! Bert eats the turnbuckle and Crash goes for the ARMTRAP NECKBREAKER - but Bert turns through and tries to lock in a backslide. Crash struggles against Bert and eventually overpowers him, pinning him down for a backslide - but Bert immediately rolls through! Crash stands back up into a BONG WATER - but it’s caught! Crash pulls Bert in and quickly lifts him up for another rolling release suplex! Crash lays an arm over Bert.
One!
Two!!
No! Bert just gets the shoulder up!
Undeterred, Crash immediately drags Bert back to his feet and sizes him up. He hooks Bert for another rolling release suplex and lifts him into the air - Bert counters on the roll through with a stunner! Crash is sent stumbling around the ring trying to catch his bearings and Bert locks his arms to set up the Unprettier! He turns Crash over! MCALDESTROYER 2.0 - No! Crash drops down and rolls Bert with a schoolboy!
One!
Two!!
Thr– No! Bert squeezes his shoulder off the mat!Arthur La Forge: Bert won’t stay down! He has too much fight to give in! Mary De Sue: Can we at least get a commercial break? I need some water! Crash is enraged and begins throwing a tantrum in the ring. He starts on Ref Kirby for not counting fast enough and backs him into the corner. Ref Kirby threatens to disqualify him and Crash looks defeated. He looks around the ring for inspiration and with less than half the confidence he usually exudes, begins to climb the turnbuckle. He turns to the crowd and motions for what might be a Shooting Star Press. The match has taken it’s toll and Crash is taking a while to get to the top rope. Bert just about manages to throw himself against the rope as he stands up, knocking Crash off balance and he lands groin first on the turnbuckle! Bert wanders over to the turnbuckle, holding onto the ropes as he goes. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and starts laying elbows across Joey’s collarbone and head. Ref Kirby starts a count and Bert keeps going, laying strike after strike into the challenger. Ref Kirby counts to 4 but refuses to count the 5, pleading with Bert to stop. Crash reaches into the back of his tights. Bert only stops to shove Ref Kirby away weakly and as he turns back to Crash - LOADED GLOVE! Crash with a second pair of knucks whips Bert across the chin with a vicious uppercut!Arthur La Forge: I guess we know what Crash found under the ring! Mary De Sue: Bert looks dazed! More than usual though, you know what I mean? Crash quickly discards the knucks on the floor and grabs Bert by the wrist to stop him from falling off the turnbuckle. He adjusts his footing so he’s sitting sideways on the top. Bert is practically limp and Crash pulls him across and slowly lifts him into the piledriver position. Crash stands on the second turnbuckle and steps off! CRASH AND BURN ON THE APRON! A second avalanche piledriver onto the edge of the ring! More medics try rushing down to the ringside but Crash warns them off, in between clutching his lower back and doubling over from pain. He grabs Bert by his neck and waistband, slowly lifting him onto the apron and under the ropes. Ref Kirby looks dumbfounded as Crash rolls Bert until he’s just out of reach of the ropes, hooking the outside leg.
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: YOUR WINNER.....AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LEVEL UP WRESTLING FINAL BOSS CHAMPION....JOEY CRASH!!!!!! Arthur La Forge: We have a new Final Boss Champion in Level Up Wrestling! But at what cost? Both men have put themselves through hell here tonight! Mary De Sue: Some say the first defense is the hardest! --- Dionysus vs. EA BlizzardArthur LaForge: It’s time for our hottest match of the show, Mary! Mary DeSue: I’d slap you for that awful pun, but it already does feel hot in here. We haven’t even lit the ring on fire yet. Arthur LaForge: I haven’t called an Inferno match, but from the ones I’ve seen I’m pretty sure they don’t set the entire ring on fire. Mary DeSue: Oh, really? That seems disappointing. Arthur LaForge: Trust me, Mary, there’s going to be plenty of danger ahead. This will be a tough first title defense for the Courage Champion, Dionysus. Both the stipulation and opponent are as challenging as they come. Mary DeSue: EA Blizzard is about as tricky as that rabbit on the cereal boxes. He’s much meatier than the rabbit, though. Arthur LaForge: Uh, okay then. Did you already take some of your ‘medicine,’ Mary? Mary DeSue: They’re prescription now! I have a condition and my doctor… umm… Dr. Nick! Yes. He wrote a note for me. He also wanted me to say, ‘Hi, everybody!’ Arthur LaFroge: Right. But it’s true that even in defeat, EA Blizzard has taken his opponents to their absolute limits. That includes a Final Boss title match last year where he nearly took home the top prize in the company. But let’s not forget that Dionysus is a heavyweight in his own right, and one who went through the Extra Lives Round Robin tournament to earn his Courage title shot. He claimed gold at the biggest event in Level Up’s history, Final Fantasy. Mary DeSue: Yeah, and he beat ‘Queen Machine’ Jenny. Some people have a touch of the crazy. Jenny ran up and hugged the crazy, then held on tight. Arthur LaForge: No argument there, Mary. It’s going to be a closely contested match, and either one of these men can take advantage of their strength to force the other into the flames. Mary DeSue: As long as Dionysus preserves his beard. It’s a treasure much like his as— Arthur LaForge: And let’s go to the introductions! Mr. Rad: The following contest is an INFERNO MATCH for the Level Up Wrestling Courage Championship! The lights dim as multiple spotlights rotate throughout the arena. As "Musical Castle 2" begins to play, the spotlights all point to the stage, illuminating a velvet red curtain. At the moment the guitars begin to play, the curtain is drawn open, revealing the imposing figure of Dionysus, holding a Thyrsus in his right hand and the Courage title strapped around his waist. He roars out to the crowd, raising the Thyrsus above his head.Mr. Rad: Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis MN, weighing in at 270lbs… he is the ‘Lord of the Vine’ and the current Level Up Wrestling Courage Champion… DIONYSUS! Mary DeSue: Dionysus made a smart choice to enter first. If I had to go through with this match, I wouldn’t want my opponent to enter first. Arthur LaForge: Yes, that’s a good point, Mary. As Champion, Dionysus had the choice of whether to enter first or second. I imagine he knows all about EA Blizzard’s track record of questionable acts and didn’t want to give him a chance before the match even begins. Dionysus sets the Thyrsus next to the ring apron and rolls inside, running to one of the turnbuckles and climbing up while holding the Courage title up to rally the crowd behind him. He then hops down and limbers up, eyeing the ring crew who are making the final preparations for the match, awaiting EA Blizzard.
"Musical Castle 2" fades and moments later, is replaced by ”Man Who Sold the World” by David Bowie. The crowd boos as EA Blizzard walks out, carrying his leather briefcase. He adjusts his tie with his free hand, before walking to the ring, pointing out the embroidered EAB initials on the case as he staves off jeers from the fans. Arthur LaForge: As we mentioned, EA Blizzard has used some contested methods, with that briefcase being chief among them. Mary DeSue: In fairness, Artie, I don’t think he’ll even be able to get that briefcase into the ring. This could be the time where EAB proves he’s not a monster, and has to win on his own merits. Arthur LaForge: I would find that hard to believe, but it does seem like he won’t even be able to have that briefcase anywhere near the ring, due to the flames surrounding it. Mary DeSue: Maybe this is best type of match for EAB. It’s vindication for all the times he’s had to defend against the many wrongful claims people have made against him! He climbs the steps, wiping his feet on the apron, before stepping over the ropes. He climbs to the second rope, again pointing to the initials on the case, before handing the briefcase to the timekeeper. EAB walks up to Dionysus and gives a big grin, reaching out his hand to shake the Courage Champion’s. Dionysus looks down at the hand, then at the crowd who are imploring him not to shake it. Before he can decide for himself… FLAMES shoot up from the ringposts! The fans are in awe of the spectacle and both men look around. Referee Crash Cortex backs them up a couple steps to be near, but not in their corners. He then calls for the bell.DING DING DING! Arthur LaForge: Here we go! It’s Level Up’s first ever Inferno match for the Courage title! Mary DeSue: OMG is it going to be this hot the entire match?? I knew I shouldn’t have gone to the tanning booth earlier. In fact, things are only beginning as the ring apron begins shooting flames in intermittent bursts from ignition devices surrounding it. This also causes the ring ropes, which must be doused in chemicals, to set ablaze. Mary DeSue: Holy sh… are we trying to burn this place down?!? Arthur LaForge: It looks like the Developer isn’t messing around. We have fire coming from the ringposts, the apron, and the ropes! A multilayered system that should prevent any interference whatsoever. Mary DeSue: That would sound boring if I wasn’t so afraid because I didn’t check if hair-and-makeup used non-flammable products. Plus the fire, all the fire. EAB and Dionysus are quick to meet in the center of the ring, away from the fire. They waste no time in beginning an exchange of blows with EAB landing a knee in the midst of it to break Dion’s rhythm. He follows up with a clubbing forearm to the back that bends over the Courage Champion. EAB tries to grab Dionysus to quickly lead him to the ropes, but Dionysus has none of it and stomps on EAB’s foot. EA stumbles and Dionysus immediately grabs EAB’s head and applies a side headlock. The larger EAB struggles and tries to shove Dionysus off, perhaps into the ropes, but Dion does not release. EA then changes up and lifts Dionysus who lands behind him on his feet! The Courage Champion grabs EAB from behind and hits a Tiger Suplex before pouncing to the ground and going for a Crossface. Arthur LaForge: EAB fighting to keep Dionysus from locking in the crossface submission. Mary DeSue: Why is he even trying? You can’t win with a submission. Arthur LaForge: True, but he can wear down the larger man in EAB, and try to weaken his resistance to being sent into the flames. Mary DeSue: Sounds like a lot of work. People like EAB know normals like Dionsysus don’t usually want to go through all the work it takes to beat them. Dionysus should have given up before the match and just handed EAB the title. Arthur LaForge: I think Dionysus would like nothing more than to prove he’s a worthy of the Courage title with this defense. Mary DeSue: Ugh, so you’re saying we may be around these flames for awhile, huh? EAB manages to keep Dionysus from fully applying the crossface and rolls out of harm’s way. Both men stand and EAB is quick to land an overhead chop to Dion’s chest, halting the champion. He lands a second, but this only seems to get Dionysus riled up. He returns fire with a knife-edge chop, and the two begin an exchange of chops that has the crowd cheering and booing. EAB again goes for a knee to the abdomen of Dionysus but it’s caught! As he hops on one leg, EAB tries to bargain his way out of the situation and Dion responds by throwing EAB’s leg back to the ground and moving in to lift his opponent in a thundering Spinebuster and FLAMES BELCH FROM THE RINGPOSTS!!! EAB makes his way back to his feet and Dionysus is waiting with a Clothesline that backs him up a step. Dionysus repeats the Clothesline and EAB once again backs up a step, looking and seeing he is only steps away from the flaming ropes. Dionysus comes in again and when he collides with EAB this time, it seems to take more out of him as EAB smiles. He then grabs Dionysus with two hands and body slams him down to the mat.Arthur LaForge: Is it just me, or did Blizzard seem to gain steam when Dionysus hit him? Mary DeSue: It must be like hitting a piece of solid steer, Artie. EAB is a tough piece of meat and who wants to slam into that? But really, we all win when there’s BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN’ MEAT! Arthur LaForge: Your fantasies aside, Dionysus may have to find more than power to attack with. He’s a big guy, but EAB is still significantly bigger and seems supercharged for this title match. EAB picks up Dionysus and hits a backbreaker, dropping the Courage Champion to the mat. He then drops an elbow into the sternum of Dionysus and when he is back to his knees, Blizzard decides to drop back down and choke Dionysus by the throat with a laugh, knowing full well there are no disqualifications. Dionysus flails his legs while trying to get a grip on EAB’s hand. He manages to land knees to the ribcage of EAB to cause a break of the hold. EAB recovers to kick Dionysus while he’s trying to get up, and sends the Courage Champion rolling and clutching his own side. EAB waits before again kicking Dionysus when he’s on his hands and knees, sending Dion close to the other side of the ring, where the heat of the flames no doubt is creeping on his skin. EAB goes to choke Dionysus and move his head towards the flames!Arthur LaForge: Dionysus is in trouble! He can’t afford to have any part of his body touch those flames or this match and his title, are goners! Mary DeSue: This is tough to watch. I don’t really want Dionysus’ beard to be damaged, but… EAB’s got that glistening sheen on his muscles while he’s flexing to move Dionysus… Arthur LaForge: That’s more where I was expecting your commentary to land here. Mary DeSue: Shut up, Artie, we all have our own distress to work through. The crowd is chanting for Dionysus, who is struggling on the mat. Surprisingly, EAB releases the grip on Dion and backs up. Dionysus rolls away and gets up only for a Big Boot from EAB to be served but Dionysus dodges at the last second. EAB manages to stop himself just before reaching a corner, and the flames from the ringpost burst up! EAB backs up several steps and assures Crash Cortex he did not touch the fire… only to turn into Dionysus and an STO Backbreaker!! The crowd pops for the signature move and EAB flops down in the middle of the ring! Dionysus wastes no time grabbing EAB’s arms and stretching him in a Standing Surfboard. Locked in with their legs intertwined and Dion’s arms holding EAB’s, the Courage Champion begins to slowly HOP with EAB towards the flames while maintaining the stretch! Arthur LaForge: Creative offense from Dionysus! He’s got all the leverage here by controlling EAB from above in that Surfboard variation. Mary DeSue: This is a cheap way to win! No courage at all. Arthur LaForge: I disagree, Mary. Dionysus is betting he can bring EAB to the flames this way, but he’s risking his own skin here, no pun intended. They’ll both end up near the flames. EAB tries to struggle but the hold is locked in. Dionysus has EAB only a couple feet from the ropes, and EAB looks wide-eyed as sweat covers his face. With a great effort, EAB yells out and pulls his arms, but Dionysus fights it! EAB however, manages to free one of his legs and the imbalance forces Dionysus to loosen his grip. Dion tries to regain control with a Fist Drop on EAB, but the latter rolls over and kicks Dionysus in the knee, causing the fist to narrowly miss. EAB then lunges and hits a Headbutt from the ground, followed up by mounting Dionysus to rain down blows. EAB stands and dusts himself off to the jeers of the crowd. He yanks Dionysus to his feet before taking the Courage Champion in his arms and lading a Fallaway Slam that lands Dionysus back towards center ring. EAB waits for Dion to rise up and now hits the Big Boot to plant the Champion back down to the mat. EAB looks back at how close he was to the ropes, then back at Dionysus with anger. He proceeds to lift Dionysus and hits another backbreaker… and holds on! He hits a third backbreaker and continues to hold on to shift his grip on Dion in one motion into a Bearhug – CRUNCH TIME!!! Dionysus yells out in distress as EAB compresses the worked over back with the finishing submission, using his trunk-like arms…Mary DeSue: Squeeze him good, Blizzard Bear! Squeeze that title right off of him! Arthur LaForge: Dionysus has technical wrestling chops, but EAB has an Ace up his sleeve with that Crunch Time submission of his own. He’s got the champion in peril! Mary DeSue: Consider it a peace offering. EAB is trying to end this mercifully so Dionysus won’t suffer anything worse. Arthur LaForge: I think the Courage Champion would rather decline that offer, but he’s in no position to. With EAB drawing near the fiery ropes, Dionysus musters his strength and tries to break free. EAB holds firm and Dionysus looks like he may be fading! Perhaps it’s his digging down into reserves, or the perspiration of both men, but Dionysus strains again and manages to wriggle an arm free to promptly forearm EAB then lands a Headbutt! EAB stops short of the ropes and tries to hold the Bearhug, but Dionysus gets his other arm free and claps the ears of EAB multiple times. EAB is forced to release the hold and Dionysus cinches in a hammerlock, backing EAB away from the ropes. He then switches to an arm wringer and wrenches EAB’s arm… only for EAB to land a Lariat that connects with Dionysus and sends him to the mat. EAB checks his shoulder and goes for another choke on Dionysus… only to have his arm caught and for Dionysus to drag him to the mat, locking in a Crossface! He uses his legs to control EAB’s arm and begins inching them towards the ropes again! EAB is shouting out in pain and Dionysus tries to move EAB’s trapped arm towards the ropes. EAB tries to get to his knees before it’s too late and lifts Dionysus several feet off the ground… Dionysus rips at EAB with the Crossface though, and EAB can’t steay himself! EAB reaches wildly with his free arm on the way back down and HE GRABS CRASH CORTEX’S SHIRT AND PULLS HIM DOWN! Crash was focused on EAB’s arm and the fire. Unexpectedly pulled, the referee hits the mat face first. As he’s recovering, EAB gouges Dionysus in the eyes to muscle out of the hold… AND OPENING UP A CUT OVER THE RIGHT EYE OF DIONYSUS! Arthur LaForge: Crash was collateral damage of EAB’s desperation, and while there are no disqualifications here, you don’t really want to see a cheap shot like that, especially as vicious as EAB is. He bled Dionysus with that gouge! Mary DeSue: Who cares! This is practically life or death, Artie. It’s a matter of surviving the flames and winning the Courage title. You gotta do whatever you need to. Arthur LaForge: While I question EAB’s character, you aren’t wrong, Mary. Mary DeSue: EAB is a man of high character. You wouldn’t understand his level of thinking, Artie. Crash needs to stay out of EAB’s way until it’s time to raise his arm in victory! Both men are down as Dionysus tries to wipe blood from going in his eyes while EAB is still suffering from the effects of the submission. Dionysus is the first to get up when one of EAB’s associates comes running down to the ring and grabs the briefcase from the timekeeper! He gets up on the apron near EAB, who is still making his way to his feet. Dionysus sees the associate but as he moves towards him FLAMES SHOOT FROM THE APRON AND THE MAN’S CLOTHES CATCH FIRE!!! Ring crew spray fire extinguisher foam on him as he rolls on the floor, crying out. Dionysus backs up and squints his bloodied eye. He nods before spotting the briefcase still in the ring. He looks to the crowd who are egging him on, and picks up the briefcase. Mary DeSue: This is ridiculous, Dionysus is going to make a mockery of the Courage title! Arthur LaForge: Has it been courageous for EAB to use that briefcase time after time? This is Dionysus serving up a little payback to EAB, and it’s legal for this match. Mary DeSue: I hate when you use facts and logic. Come on, EAB! Dionysus turns and EAB HITS A BIG BOOT SENDING THE BRIEFCASE INTO THE FACE OF DIONYSUS!! DION GOES INTO A TURNBUCKLE AND BARELY MISSES FLAMES SHOOTING UP! He staggers out from the corner and avoids the ropes that are on fire, his eye bleeding more from the cut. EAB grabs him by the throat for THE INDUSTRY STANDARD BALDO BOMB!! NO! DIONYSUS SLIPS OUT! He lands behind EAB and nails a chop block that buckles EAB’s knee. Picking the same leg, Dion brings the knee crashing down to the mat and EAB rolls around in further pain! Dionysus kicks EAB’s hands away and grabs the same leg, hitting a DDT like maneuver that plants EAB’s knee into the mat. The Courage Champion continues with a Leg Whip to twist the knee further and cause EAB to shriek out! Dionysus wipes blood from his face and grabs the legs of EAB to lock in a Boston Crab that causes EAB’s face to contort in agony as he screams! Arthur LaForge: Dionysus hanging in there and showing more technical prowess with more submission work. If only he can reach the flames! Mary DeSue: I can’t bear to watch! Seriously, my eyes feel like they’re on fire with all the smoke. Do we get hazard pay for this match?? As Dionysus again nears the ropes, the blood on his hands is making his grip tenuous. He transitions to a single leg crab and tries to lean EAB’s leg towards the fire WHEN A SUDDEN DISCHARGE OF FOAM HITS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! Dionysus falls back to the mat, feverishly wiping his eyes and the open wound that now has chemicals in it. Another shot of foam disperses the flames from one side of the ring, and we find Larry Tact holding a fire extinguisher! Tact drags Dionysus outside the ring and begins assaulting Dionysus with strikes before whipping him off a ringpost! Mary DeSue: Wait… WHAT? Arthur LaForge: I’m with you, Mary! What in the name of Bowser is Larry Tact doing out here? The Game Changers have multiple title matches, including his Power title defense, and zero business being out here! Mary DeSue: Artie, I’m not exactly sure… but… the Game Changers go WHERE they want, WHEN they want! That’s all the reason they need! Arthur LaForge: These two had some bad blood during the Extra Lives Round Robin tournament, but this is baffling, folks. EAB demands Crash Cortex to look at the area of the flames that was extinguished as Larry grabs Dionysus. They head to the opposite side of the ring and Larry looks to Irish whip the Courage Champion into the announce table. Dion reverses and Larry’s midsection hits the table with a thud! Larry turns and Dionysus comes crashing into him with a body splash that sends both men onto the table. Larry and a half crimson-masked Dionysus begin brawling on the announce table to the eruption of the crowd! Arthur LaForge: Look out! Mary DeSue: Gawd, I didn’t dress for sudden movement! Arthur and Mary move away from the table as Dionysus mounts Larry to land punches but Tact shoves him off the table. He gets up and leaps off only to have Dionysus land a hook right to the midsection that leaves Larry on his knees. Dionysus waits for Tact to rise up… HANDS OF AGGRESSION! He hits the series of targeted punches, finishing the combo with an uppercut that takes Tact down to the floor hard. Dionysus looks at the apron, which has flames shooting up from this side, then the announce table. He seems to make a choice and backs up several feet as Larry begins getting up… ROUND OF APPLAUSE! Dionysus hits the Shining Wizard to flatten Tact on his back again and follows up by USING THE ANNOUNCE TABLE TO HIT THE LIONSAULT! Larry is left in fetal position and the crowd again chants Dionysus’ name as he turns his attention back to the ring. EAB is watching all of this unfold with a toothy grin. He motions with his hands towards the ropes, daring Dionysus to reenter the ring with a laugh. Arthur LaForge: I think we’re clear of danger. Mary DeSue: Dionysus isn’t when the Game Changers see what he just did to Larry Tact! Arthur LaForge: Tact came out here and Dionysus had to defend himself! I see nothing wrong with that aside from Larry having no reason to be here. More than that, is there some association between Larry Tact and EA Blizzard?? Mary DeSue: That would be glorious, but maybe Larry just wants the Game Changers to decide who walks away with the Courage title. EAB looks on as Dionysus circles back to the one side of the ring where the flames were extinguished. gets onto the ring apron and is met with a Lariat from EAB! Dionysus dodges back to the floor and shakes his head at Blizzard, who laughs heartily at the Courage Champion. Dionysus considers his options and searches under the ring… PULLING OUT A SINGAPORE CANE! He swings the cane between hands as EAB frowns at the sight of this weapon. Dionysus gets up on the apron again and EAB charges but has to duck as Dionysus swings the Singapore Cane just over his head! Dionysus stabs EAB in the midsection and EAB staggers back. LARRY TACT WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF DIONYSUS! The Courage Champion tumbles through the ropes into the ring and Tact tosses the chair aside. Before he can enter the ring FLAMES reignite on the apron and ropes, causing Larry to back away. Arthur LaForge: Mother Brain there’s no doubt about it! The Game Changers have recruited a new member: EA Blizzard! Mary DeSue: Party time in business class! What a surprise for our first PPV of 2022, and EAB is about to bring home more gold for the Game Changers! Arthur LaForge: This is bad news for everyone else. By the end of the night, the Game Changers could hold the entire Triforce. Mary DeSue: Don’t forget ISAAC is in The Last Of Us gauntlet! I feel a banner night for the Game Changers. Arthur LaForge: It would be Level Up’s own horror story come to life. With a nod to Larry, EAB turns his attention to Dionysus. He picks up the briefcase in the ring and waits on Dion to slowly and unsteadily rise up… JUST COSMETIC BRIEFCASE SHOT!! NO!! Dionysus ducks under and goes back at the damaged knee of EAB with another chop block. Blizzard falters and drops the briefcase while going to a knee… DIONYSUS RISES WITH BLOOD DRYING ON HIS FACE FROM THE FLAMES… AND SINGAPORE CANE IN HAND! EAB begins pleading with Dionysus… who shakes his head and GOES TO TOWN ON EAB!! He lights up Blizzard’s back with bright stripes of raw flesh torn and smashes his head with the Cane to BUST OPEN EMMANUEL ARMITAGE BLIZZARD!! EAB doesn’t go down and DIONYSUS SMASHES HIM AGAIN IN THE FACE! EAB GOES FACE-FIRST TO THE MAT IN A HEAP AND STAINING THE CANVAS! Arthur LaForge: Dionysus has found another gear! It looks like he’s summoning the courage to rise above the Game Changers here. Mary DeSue: Don’t count your chickens yet, Artie. There’s still the matter of needing to drag a 300 pound man into the flames. EAB rolls over onto his back, both men sucking wind intensely through blood ridden faces. Dionysus uses the Singapore Cane to prop himself up, but stands and raises it to the crowd who roar in response. Dion calls for EAB to get up and when he does, Dion goes for another shot of the Cane that EAB catches with an arm! EAB sneers at Dionysus and pulls the Cane with Dion to lift him and hit IT ROLLS DOWNHILL! The Military Press bounces Dionysus off the mat and EAB BREAKS THE SINGAPORE CANE IN HALF! He spikes the pieces off the mat and wipes blood from his face, looking enraged at Dionysus. With a roar EAB picks up Dionysus… INDUSTRY STANDARD ONTO THE BRIEFCASE!! EAB is possessed and picks up a piece of the Singapore Cane… AND SETS IT ON FIRE USING THE ROPES! HE CHOKES DIONYSUS WITH THE FLAMING SHARD OF SINGAPORE CANE!! DION’S BEARD CATCHES FIRE AND REFEREE CORTEX CALLS FOR THE BELL!!! DING DING DING!!!Mr Rad: Your winner of the match… AND NEEEEWWW Level Up Wrestling Courage Champion… E. A. BLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZAAAAAARRRRRD!!! As the flames dissipate around the ring, Dionysus rolls out and ring crew put out the flames to limit further damage to him. Larry Tact enters the ring with the Power title and begins celebrating with EAB, who snatches the Courage title from Ref Cortex. Tact lifts the Power title up in one hand, EAB’s free arm with his other as EAB holds the Courage title up in sheer exuberance. Arthur LaForge: What a wild finish to this sinister match! Both men had to look within themselves and when all was said and done, in part thanks to a dastardly assist from Larry Tact, EA Blizzard was one move better and we have a new Courage Champion. Mary DeSue: The Game Changers party getting started! Tonight is gonna be LIT! Arthur LaForge: I can’t imagine seeing them hold the entire Triforce, but at the moment they have two-thirds. There’s still much more to see tonight, and I’m sure Dionysus will have a response to what happened here. Mary DeSue: Okay, but in the meantime can someone turn off these flames, this is torture! Arthur LaForge: You’re absolutely right, Mary. Dionysus and EA Blizzard are both in need of some medical attention. Mary DeSue: Forget them, Artie! Even worse, my makeup is smearing… Arthur LaForge: Congratulations to EA Blizzard, the NEW Courage Champion! Fans, we’ll be back momentarily with more at The Last Of Us, Part II! --- Ahmya vs. Victoria SalinasThe arena speakers play the chorus of "Who Gon Stop Me" and the crowd has a loud, negative reaction when Victoria Salinas appears on the stage. Mr. Rad: This match is set for one fall and it is for the Level Up Wrestling WISDOM Championship! Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 132 pounds, VICTORIA SALINAS! Victoria completely ignores the audience as she starts to make her way to the ring. Arriving at ringside, she pauses for a split second and collects herself to soak in all the hatred she's getting. She leans against the corner, still ignoring the fans and largely soaking in their hatred, while she waits for the match to start.Arthur La Forge: Victoria Salinas won this title match by beating Larry Tact back in December, and proved her worth with two victories over Joey Crash and then beating Ahmya in tag team action. I mean let’s not mince words here. Salinas is 6-1-1 overall. Ahmya could lose in her first defense, just as Bert and Dio did earlier in the night. Mary DeSue: And now the Roundest Robin is about to get roasted! Arthur La Forge: You just hate anything that brings joy. Mary DeSue: We have very different definitions of what brings joy. The lighting in the arena switches over to a light shade of blue as the uplifting tune of “Fighter” by Mika Nakashima begins to play, the fans looking on in anticipation while already showing their support vocally. As the spoken intro gives way to the beat kicking in, the cheers grow louder and Ahmya makes her way out onto the stage, clad in her chosen gear for the match, currently cloaked by her gorgeous ring coat. Mr. Rad: And her opponent, from Zushi, Kanagawa, Japan, weighing in at 124 pounds, she is the WISDOM CHAMPION, THE ROUNDEST ROBIN, AHMYA! The young woman takes in a moment to soak in the adulation before heading down to the ring, a determined smile on her face. As she reached the apron, Ahmya gave it a gentle couple taps before hopping up and stepping towards the closest turnbuckle to her right. Right on cue with the chorus kicking in, the mysterious young woman climbs up, taking a seat on the top turnbuckle, her gaze focused on the masses who continue to cheer her on. Soon after giving a quick wink, she hops down, now entering the ring and giving a bow of respect in the middle before removing her coat and handing it to the ring attendant. With her mind on the upcoming task, she flashes one final smile, this one filled with confidence, as the lighting returns to normal and her music fades to silence.Arthur La Forge: And now we have Ahmya, who won her title at Final Fantasy from Sidroy Covington IV, ending that impressive run. Mary DeSue: And you know who took Sidroy out after that? Arthur La Forge: I’m sure you’re going to tell me… Mary DeSue: VICTORIA SALINAS AND THE GAME CHANGERS! Arthur La Forge: Yes, thank you, Mary. The match starts with Ahmya being uncharacteristically stoic as Salinas talks trash while Ref Kirby holds the Wisdom title up into the air, before handing it off to the timekeeper and calling for the bell. As soon as the bell sounds, Salinas charges forward only to be met with a sudden leaping knee from Ahmya that floors her! Ahmya circles Salinas, waiting for her to get up before firing off with a stiff kick to her face that sends her sprawling again.Arthur LaForge: Ahmya is uncharacteristically aggressive tonight! Mary DeSue: Guess her head injury went from "aww that puppy is cute" to "awww better get stabby at work!" Arthur LaForge: Okay, A that is fucking terrible and B, maybe she's just tired of Salinas' chronic disrespect of her and her husband? Ahmya charges the ropes, leaping on them and springing off with a double footstomp! Salinas rolls out of the ring, favoring her midsection and looking stunned as she wasn’t expecting Ahmya’s aggression. She doesn’t get much of a reprieve though as Ahmya leaps upon the top rope then springboards off with a missile dropkick that sends Salinas crashing into the guardrail. Ahmya takes a moment to scream out to the audience, pumped up.Mary DeSue: Naaah I think I'm right here, Arty. Arthur LaForge: And the rest of us wish you'd left a long time ago. Mary DeSue: ...huh? Ahmya picks Salinas up, rolling her under the bottom rope but leaving her head hanging over the edge. Ahmya backs up, and charges forward, nailing a thrust kick to the side of Salinas’ head. She then rolls in under the bottom rope and pulls Salinas up. She takes a moment to get her in position before nailing a northern lights suplex, bridging with the pin!Mary DeSue: This isn't gonna work. ONE!
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NO!Mary DeSue: See? Salinas kicks out, Ahmya stays on her though, rolling over and mounting her to rain down right hands until Ref Kirby pulls her off at the count of four. Salinas scrambles to her feet, Ahmya charges in but Salinas catches her with a chop to the throat that doubles the roundest robin over. Salinas instantly capitalizes and takes Ahmya down with a neckbreaker. She goes for the cover, propping her feet on the ropes. Ref Kirby catches it the moment he drops down though and reprimands Salinas who rolls her eyes, blowing him offArthur LaForge: Perhaps feeling overwhelmed and looking to pull the ripcord, Salinas gets caught trying to pull a fast one! Mary DeSue: If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough! Arthur LaForge: I don't think that's how the saying goes.. Salinas gets up and measures Ahmya before doing a picture perfect backflip and driving her knees into Ahmya’s midsection! The roundest robin cries out on pain, causing Salinas to pieface her mockingly before mimicking the crying. She pulls Ahmya up and whips her into a corner, running in and nailing Ahmya with a thrust kick. She then backs off and nails her upside the head with a roundhouse! Ahmya stumbles out of the corner right into Salinas running off the ropes and nailing a Busaiku knee! She goes for the cover!Arthur LaForge: BIG KNEE!! COULD BE A NEW CHAMP! Mary DeSue: HAHA EAT SHIT MRS BERT! ONE!
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THR–NO!!Mary DeSue: DIE DAMN IT! Ahmya manages to fire an elbow up, which gets Salinas reprimanding Kirby and slapping her hands together three times. She piefaces the ref who warns her, but the warning fals on deaf ears as Salinas goes to pick Ahmya up…only for Ahmya to sweep her legs out from under her and kip up in one fluid motion! Salinas scrambles to her knees only to receive a stiff round kick to her chest! Ahmya waves to the audience, before firing off another one! ITS THE BITCH KICKS!Mary DeSue: Nevermind, Kill me. KICK
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The fans ‘wooooooaaaah’ as Ahmya backs up, then delivers a running knee to Salinas’ face
ROBIN!!Arthur LaForge: ROUNDEST ROBIN ROUND KICKS TO THE CHEST! GET IT MARY?! Mary DeSue: Go back to Reddit, Mark! Arthur LaForge: My Name is Arthur... Ahmya is feeling it now as she pulls Salinas up, turning her around and snatching her arms. She leaps and nails a straightjacket backstabber! She then yanks on the arms, twisting both wrists into a wristlock as Salinas yells in pain and struggles to drag herself to the ropes while Ahmya tries to dislocate her shoulders and break her wrists simultaneously! Salinas eventually gets to the ropes, but Ahmya exhausts the four count before relenting.Arthur LaForge: I don't remember ever seeing Ahmya so aggressive, but this is one of the more personal matches she's had in Level Up. Ahmya once again measures Salinas, going for a Yakuza kick as she gets up..BUT SALINAS PULLS REF KIRBY IN FRONT OF HER! KIRBY GOES DOWN!! Ahmya looks genuinely distraught and concerned as she goes to check on Kirby. Salinas takes full advantage of this and punts Ahmya in the back of the head, sending her sprawling. She then motions to the back and out walk Drake and ISAAC with Larry Tact in tow, smirking.Mary DeSue: Looks like the Game just Changed Artie! Arthur LaForge: Yeah, to some Bethesda Bullshit The heavies begin down toward the ring, where Salinas has snatches Ahmya and holds her arms behind her back. Wilcox and Isaac are taking their time, reaching under the ring to search for weapons…SUDDENLY ISAAC IS DRAGGED UNDER THE RING! HE BEGINS SCREAMING IN TERROR!! He drags himself out and..ANDROID 69 FOLLOWS! HE’S GOT ISAAC BY THE GROIN!!Arthur LaForge: ITS ANDROID SIXTY NINE! A MEMBER OF HITMAKER YAMAZAKE ENTERPRISES! Mary DeSue: OF COURSE BERT GETS HIS STINK ON THIS MATCH Arthur LaForge: AND A ROBOT ON ISAAC'S D-- Drake charges in to help but A69 shoves Isaac into him, then spears both men to the ground! Larry Tact charges down, power title in hand looking to blast the robot but…ZIGGY MORGAN! ZIGGY VAULTS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND NAILS LARRY WITH CLINT EASTWOOD, LAYING OUT THE POWER CHAMP!! Drake manages to get up, charging Ziggy who ducks a haymaker and begins brawling up the ramp with the giant! Android 69 takes Isaac out with the Coital wave! Salinas is beside herself!!Mary DeSue: WHATS THE COWBOY EVEN DOING HERE SOMEONE SCARE HIM WITH A PHONE! Arthur LaForge: Some people just do the right thing to do the right thing, Mary. And Hitting Larry Tact in the face is usually the right thing to do! A69 pelvic thrusts at Salinas in victory, but neglects to see Isaac getting up and grabbing the chair he had gone for under the ring initially. Isaac blasts the Robot, and rolls into the ring. He raises the chair and goes to blast Ahmya in the head as well but she breaks Salinas grip and ducks..ISAAC NAILS SALINAS!!Mary DeSue: NO!!! YOU MORON! Arthur LaForge: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER! See, THAT was a saying! Mary DeSue: EAT *BLEEP* ARTIE!! Isaac turns, and Ahmya roundhouses the chair into his face! The impact sends him out of the ring. Ahmya looks at the scene before her, holding the back of her head with a blank, cold expression. She drags Salinas into position and scales the top rope…HAIL’S BLESSING!! She goes and gently shakes Kirby awake, who looks at the scene perplexed but drops to count when Ahmya pins.Mary DeSue: NOOOO!!! ONE!!
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THREE!!Mr. Rad: Here is your winner…AND STILL LEVEL UP WISDOM CHAMPION…THE ROUNDEST ROBIN…AMHYA!!! Arthur La Forge: What a great win for “The Ro… Mary DeSue: If you say it I’ll f[bleep]ing eat your soul! Arthur La Forge: We’ll be right back after these words for Hero Wars! --- [/b][/b]
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Larry Tact vs. Lord Raab Arthur LaForge: It’s now time for the Power Championship match featuring Champion, Larry Tact defending against Lord Raab. Mary DeSue: After the attacks these two have put on each other the past few weeks, this actually has potential. Arthur LaForge: If you’re trying to say this could get ugly, I have to agree. This match has become increasingly personal after the Game Changers got involved and attacked Lord Raab’s newfound friend and ally, Kat Jones. Mary DeSue: Good for Raaby finding a friend, but friends don’t make champions. Larry is going to show him what it takes. Arthur LaForge: Larry Tact has made very few friends here, with the Game Changers being on everyone’s blacklist. He will need to draw upon a different motivation to retain the title tonight. Mr. Rad: The following contest is the POWER Championship match! There are no disqualifications… no countouts… and Falls Count Anywhere! The conditions for victory are pinfall or submission. “Monster” by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain, but not wearing his usual red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname ‘The Masked German Monster’ on the front of them. Instead, he has on green and black striped attire, with ‘The Green Disease German Monster’ emblazoned on the trousers. Replacing the typicaly Monster Energy logos on the side of the trousers are toxic warning labels. He has black gloves on both of his hands, and wears a matching green and black stripy mask. He ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while waiting for the match to start.Mary DeSue: Those new digs Lord Raab has are a match with Level Up colors. Arthur LaForge: I would hope you mean the green and black, not the toxic waste logos? Mary DeSue: Depends who we’re talking about… Mr. Rad: Introducing first, from Cologne, Germany… he weighs in at 260lbs… he is ‘The Green Disease German Monster’… LORD RAAB! “Pieces of Man” by Drown plays over the arena speakers as the lights cut out. Royal blue lights flicker on the stage while golden spotlights scan the crowd before focusing on the Power Champion, Larry Tact. He is wearing a pair of stonewashed denim jeans and a black ‘Game Changers’ sleeveless t-shirt. In one hand he holds the Power Championship. In the other hand, slung over his shoulder, is The Wand, a sigiled sledgehammer he stole from James Wilcox. Before Mr. Rad can even proceed with his introduction, Larry drops the Power title on the stage and grips the Wand with both hands. Storming up the ramp is Lord Raab, tightening his gloves and directing a throat slash at Larry. Arthur LaForge: Lord Raab isn’t wasting any time! Mary DeSue: This match may basically be anything goes, but you still have to start in the ring… right?! Arthur LaForge: Try telling that to Lord Raab. Mary DeSue: Yeah… pass… Larry attempt to bring the Wand down upon Lord Raab and Raab catches the handle with his hands. After a brief struggle, Raab sneaks in a toe kick to Larry’s guts before clubbing an arm. The Wand goes spiraling onto the stage and Larry glances at it before receiving a throat thrust from Lord Raab. Tact stumbles down the ramp and Raab follows. As Larry turns he’s hit with a boot to the chest that sends him tumbling down to the ringside area. The fans break out in cheers for The Green Disease German Monster as he clotheslines a rising Larry back down to the floor. He grabs the Power Champion and sends him running right into the ringside barricade… hauls Tact back up and then runs him into the next one! Referee Kirby is calling for both men to bring it into the ring so the match can begin. Larry is dazed and confused while Lord Raab looks at Kirby and shrugs it off. He proceeds towards Larry, who is bent halfway over the barricade. Raab brings Larry back over and Larry… hits him in the guts with a steel chair! Raab is bent over and Larry does not hesitate to lift the chair and bring it down on Lord Raab’s back. Lord Raab will not go down and Larry tosses the chair and The Green Disease German Monster into the ring before following. Arthur LaForge: Despite the nasty chair shot, Larry better be careful or he’s going to be Raabinated early on. Mary DeSue: I don’t think either of them thought they’d be coming to a wrestling match, Artie. They know what they signed up for. DING DING DING!Larry snatches the chair as Raab is getting up and brings it down once more over the back of Lord Raab… WHO STANDS UP AND GRABS LARRY BY THE THROAT! Tact drops the chair and Raab goes for a CHOKEINATOR… LOW BLOW by Tact! He kicked Raab before he went up for a ride and Raab goes down to the mat as Larry takes some deep breaths, holding his throat momentarily. Tact then grabs the chair and stings Raab in the neck with it! Again! A third time! Lord Raab is not getting up immediately this time and Larry puts the chair around his neck and head before climbing to the second rope for an ELBOW DROP ACROSS THE CHAIR… NO! With impressive agility, Lord Raab stood and caught Larry on the way down and throws him against the turnbuckle. He goes to work on the Power Champion with elbows to his head and neck. Larry bounces off the ropes with each blow and Raab then backs up and lands a Big Boot in the corner that sends Tact down to the mat. Lord Raab ascends the top turnbuckle and sizes up Larry for a Top Rope Clothesline… that connects! He goes for a cover! ONE!
LORD RAAB LIFTS LARRY TACT UP AND SCREAMS THAT HIS SUFFERING IS A LONG WAY FROM DONE! Arthur LaForge: Lord Raab definitely wants to win the Power title, but I think he’s also made it clear he will be the one to send the Game Changers a strong message. Mary DeSue: Look, this guy takes long walks down dark alleys lit by barrel fires. He sends a pretty clear message to me. Lord Raab sends Larry down with a Sprinebuster before bringing a burlap sack in from outside the ring. He dumps out it’s contents: Immediately spilling out are many Formula 1 diecast model cars, followed by a NES classic video game system with controller, and a 2x4. Mary DeSue: Does Lord Raab have a side hustle collecting race cars? Arthur LaForge: Actually, Mary, I think he has a brother who is a Formula 1 driver. Shout out to Konrad! But that NES console is a rare commodity these days… Mary DeSue: Most people are concerned about the wrestlers in this match. Artie out here concerned about the gaming thingy! Arthur LaForge: Well it’s a classic console… hey, wait! I do care about their health! Raab proceeds to pick Larry up and Irish whip him to the corner, following in but Larry gets a knee up. Furious, Raab charges again and is met with another knee. Larry then sends Raab further back with a Jumping High Knee and follows up with a Knee Lift that stuns the challenger long enough for the champion to hit a Dropkick that sends him into the ropes. Larry clotheslines Raab over the ropes and Lord Raab lands on his feet! He gets back up on the ropes and Larry begins tossing model cars at his masked face, one after another. Raab dodges or deflects a couple until one hits him square in the mask and slightly disrupts his balance. That opens a chance for Larry to hit another Dropkick that sends Raab into a sitting position on the apron. Larry comes through the ropes behind Raab and begins choking him with the NES controller cord! Referee Kirby can only ask if Lord Raab wants to submit, and The Green Disease German Monster growls his refusal before finding a model car on the apron and bashing Larry in the head with it! Tact goes down to the mat holding his face as Raab reenters and takes to the ground to apply a Straightjacket Crossface! Arthur LaForge: Larry in a bad way here. Mary DeSue: Fight it, Larry baby! Arthur LaForge: Please never say that again. Mary DeSue: I’ll say what I want! I got my First Entenmann rights. Arthur LaForge: … Dear Lord, give me the strength to go on. Mary DeSue: Eww, you’ve been talking to Pastor Lenny too much. Larry begins to rip at Raab’s gloved hands to no effect and begins to reach around for the ropes… but Lord Raab is between the nearest ropes and Larry’s body. Tact begins to drag both he and Raab around to try and get near the ropes. As he turns Lord Raab releases the hold to club Larry over the back repeatedly. He then reapplies the submission… Larry rolls him onto his shoulders! ONE! Raab shoves him off! Larry comes up with the NES controller and bashes the challenger with it! Lord Raab just looks at him and begins laughing, grabbing the controller and BREAKING IT IN HALF! Larry goes off the ropes and Raab ducks a Clothesline, hitting the ropes himself and coming back they hit simultaneous Clotheslines that take the other down. Larry begins moving around and getting to his knees when Lord Raab sits up! He swipes with a hook punch that Larry avoids by an inch. Tact hits a basement Dropkick to the face of Raab and then follows up with an Elbow drop before scrambling for the NES console. He places Raab’s fingers inside the cartridge port AND BRINGS THE STEEL CHAIR DOWN ON THE CONSOLE REPEATEDLY! The entire console is shattered and Lord Raab yells out as the impact compacts on his fingers. Larry goes for a cover! ONE!
TW– Lord Raab shoves him off again! Arthur LaForge: What a sinful assault by Tact! Mary DeSue: On Lord Raab or the gaming thingy? Arthur LaForge: YES. Champion keeps on challenger with a rear headlock and switches to a side headlock as they stand. Raab attempts a Back Suplex but Larry maintains control and won’t allow Raab any leverage. Raab lands a couple shots to the ribcage and pushes Larry into the ropes… Larry ducks a Big Boot and comes back with a Rear Clothesline hitting Raab in the back of the neck. Tact follows up with a Back Rake and then takes Raab down with a Russian Leg Sweep. With a roar, Raab gets back up before Larry can go for a pinfall. Raab throws a series of boxing punches before he grabs Larry’s arm and lifts him onto his shoulder for a Powerslam that Larry slips out of behind him… Raab turns and swings viciously with a Clothesline but Larry catches Raab… THE HUMBLING ONTO DIECAST MODEL CARS!! Larry brings Raab crashing down onto the remaining pile of model cars in the ring and covers! ONE! TWO!! [/i]LORD RAAB KICKS OUT!! [/i][/b] Arthur LaForge: A signature Tact maneuver onto those hardened model cars, and Lord Raab still kicked out at two. Impressive. Mary DeSue: Hasn’t he said he enjoys pain? If not, um, secret’s out I guess. Tact looks displeased with the kickout and has a few words for Referee Kirby as he brings Lord Raab back up. He tosses Raab out of the ring to the floor and follows onto the apron with the steel chair. Larry comes down with a Double Axe Handle using the chair over the back of Lord Raab! The chair is bent and Tact discards it, using the apron for leverage to stomp his challenger a couple times. He then lifts Raab and Irish whips him into the steel stairs… before dislodging the stairs and dumping them on Raab! Larry postures to the displeasure of the crowd as he proceeds to the announcer’s desk and grabs a headset, along with a fresh bottle of water, presumably Arthur’s, and takes a drink…Arthur LaForge: Excuse me, Mr. Tact, but you’re in the middle of a match here. Mary DeSue: It’s a quick T.O., Artie! First-class athletes are allowed to take them. Larry Tact: Cut the (BLEEP), Artie. Never forget, the Game Changers do as we please. The Developer calls this a “challenger.” Do you know what I call this living dumpster fire beneath those steps? Arthur LaForge: Well, you just called him a– Larry Tact: AN EXAMPLE, Art-vark. I’m going to show Level Up how much higher the standard of the Power title has been raised. This isn’t Duncan Shepard’s namby pamby division anymore. Arthur LaForge: Duncan held and defended the Power title with honor and respect. What’s the problem with that? Mary DeSue: Stop spreading propaganda, ART-VARK. Hahaha… tell him, Champ! Larry Tact: Watch what I do to the Diseased German Freak here. When I’m done– Larry is apparently done as LORD RAAB COMES BARRELING INTO TACT AND SENDS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! The headset and bottle of water fly to the ground and Raab unleashes a flurry of strikes on Tact. The challenger picks up Larry and hits a Reverse DDT on the floor! The crowd pops as Lord Raab takes to the top of the announce table. He gives a rageful shout and dives off ONLY TO BE SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH WATER FROM TACT! Raab lands on his feet but wipes his eyes as Larry gets up and CHOKES HIM WITH THE HEADSET CORD! RAAB HITS A SNAPMARE THAT SENDS TACT OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE STANDS! Lord Raab removes the cord and goes over the barricade into the crowd. He ignores the increasingly riled up fans and chases Larry who retreats down an aisle. Raab catches up and clubs him over the back then wrings his arm… ducks a punch… latches on a rear waistlock… RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE! Larry bounces off the ground as Ref Kirby comes through the crowd. Raab moves to make a cover! ONE! TWO!TH– TACT WITH A SHOULDER UP! Arthur LaForge: Lord Raab with a wicked German Suplex, and Larry found a way to stay in this. Mary DeSue: It’s a rough patch and Larry will make his comeback. He’s the Power Champion for a reason, Artie. Lord Raab brings Larry back up and bounces him off a wall of the stands. The best Larry can do is stumble away and he does just that to try and create some distance. Raab follows and as he nears Larry grabs beers from a vendor’s satchel and opens them spraying beer at Lord Raab! He then takes the entire satchel off the protesting vendor and smashes it on Raab, causing beer to drench them both from exploding cans! Raab seems relatively unphased and Larry slaps the vendor and throws him at Raab! Raab catches him with a GOOZLE… CHOKEINATOR TO THE VENDOR ON THE CONCRETE!! Mary DeSue: Wow. This big MFer is giving no Eff’s tonight! I kind of like his style. Arthur LaForge: He just… he just gave a Chokeinator to an arena vendor?!? We are sooo hearing from them after this show… Mary DeSue: Hopefully not the big L. That’s what keeps me from slapping the taste out of annoying fans who keep bothering me for autographs. Arthur LaForge: I don’t know if I believe any of that is true. Raab looks around and trails Larry through exit doors to a hallway. Raab comes through them and turns… ISAAC RUNS A CONCESSION CART INTO HIS SIDE! Lord Raab hits a wall and slides to the floor only for ISAAC to steer the cart straight over him! Some fans nearby heavily boo the Game Changers and Larry jawjacks back as ISAAC picks up The Green Disease German Monster by the head. He tosses Lord Raab headfirst into an elevator door. ISAAC backs up and as the elevator doors open he charges to blast Raab inside. RAAB EVADES and it’s ISAAC who goes crashing into the elevator! Raab hits a button and the elevator closes and heads down to the basement. He then sees Larry in the next elevator hammering a button to close the door. Raab rushes and gets a hand between the doors! He enters the elevator and the two begin brawling while the doors close…Arthur LaForge: The Game Changers making their presence felt in this match, but not exactly how ISAAC planned it as Lord Raab sent him packing! Mary DeSue: Drat, that started off so well… maybe he’ll be back. Arthur LaForge: Tut-tut, Mary… Sub-Boss rules. You get one chance and cannot respawn until a reset. Mary DeSue: Is that some video game reference? I told you to stop talking Nerd to me, Artie! A camera crew picks up coverage on the second floor where Tact and Raab come brawling out of the elevator. Raab hits a European Uppercut that catches Tact off balance and Raab follows up with a headbutt that sends Larry once again backpedaling. More fans gather as Larry grabs a steel chair from a merchandise table… RAAB HEADBUTTS THE CHAIR INTO LARRY’S FACE! The Green Disease German Monster isn’t done yet, picking Larry up… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE MERCH TABLE!! Ref Kirby catches up as Lord Raab drags Tact clear of the debris and hooks a leg! ONE!TWO!!THRE– NO! TACT SHOULDER UP! Mary DeSue: You can’t keep a good Tact down! Arthur LaForge: Lord Raab planted Larry like Mario on a toadstool, right through the ground – or, in this case, the table! Mary DeSue: Fans may not be able to stand the sight of him, but you have to credit Tact for his toughness. Arthur LaForge: Spot on, Mary. He’s shown for some time that he won’t be handing wins to anyone easily. Mary DeSue: Of course, I saw that ages ago. Ahead of the curve! Arthur LaForge: Uh, right. After taking some time to plot a course, Lord Raab drags Larry back to his feet and leans him against the second floor railing. He steps back and charges but Larry hits him with a posterboard picture for The Last Of Us Part II! It goes over Raab’s head and is stuck around his neck. Raab is stunned momentarily, but before Larry can make another move Raab resumes his charge… Tact dives aside and Raab hits the railing hard!
THE CROWD COLLECTIVELY GASPS AS LARRY TACT DUMPS LORD RAAB OVER THE RAILING ONTO A MOVING ESCALATOR!!! CROWD: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!Arthur LaForge: MOTHER BRAIN! That was a ten foot drop onto an ESCALATOR! Larry Tact has taken this way too far! Mary DeSue: That was sickening, truly. Tact really didn’t have to and he did it anyway. Deadass, he’ll kill a man to retain a championship. Arthur LaForge: I know the Power division is supposed to be on the edge, but he really could have just killed the man! Mary DeSue: Lord Raab is just… down. Arthur LaForge: You think? Stop the match, we need to get EMTs down there! Larry takes some time to recover himself as the fans are in a murmur about what happened. He peers over the railing and frowns, seeing Lord Raab motionless on the escalator as it carries him back to the first floor. Amidst the growing vitriol from surrounding fans, Larry makes his way to the nearest stairwell and descends. He approaches the prone body of Lord Raab and nudges him with a boot… then places a boot on the chest of Raab and flexes with a laugh to the hate of the crowd! The referees were scrambling between floors but eventually Crash Cortex comes running and Larry demands he make a count while he flexes proudly! Arthur LaForge: This is appalling. Mary DeSue: Well you want the match to end, don’t you? Referee Cortex very reluctantly gets down for a count.ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! NO! NO! REFEREE CORTEX SAYS LORD RAAB GOT A SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND!! CROWD: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!Mary DeSue: WHAT THE (BLEEP)!! Arthur LaForge: DRACULA’S CURSE! How? Lord Raab is still in this! The Green Disease German Monster is still here! Mary DeSue: Monster? Lord Raab is straight up demon! A demon cursed to life on Earth… Larry Tact aboutta die… The crowd POPS HUGE while Larry sits up with a vacant expression, hands at his side as he hears the fans. Then, he gets up and snaps at Ref Crash! Berating him, pointing up at the second floor railing and down at the body of Lord Raab but Cortex tells him he saw a shoulder come up! Tact is losing his mind and looks back at The Green Disease German Monster. As the champion wrings his hands LORD RAAB SITS UP! Larry runs at Raab and hits a knee to the head of Raab… WHO SITS UP AGAIN! Larry backs up as Lord Raab stands and slowly moves towards the Power Champion. Larry’s back hits a door and with a roar Raab charges… BOTH MEN BLOW THROUGH THE DOOR! The cameras run through the door and find them on the ground and gasping for air… Arthur LaForge: I still can’t believe this match is continuing, but here we are as Lord Raab crushes a stunned Larry Tact clear through a door! Mary DeSue: Possessed. He’s a demon possessed. Either that or I’m having a wild ride from this… um… medication. Champion and challenger begin to stir and get to their feet at the same time with help from the walls of the corridor. Larry kicks Lord Raab in the knee and it buckles, allowing Larry to grab hold and hit a Kickswing DDT. He picks up Lord Raab and leads him to the end of the corridor, which opens up to a backstage area. Tact lifts Lord Raab and hits a Running Powerslam into some 2x4’s an splintering them! Tact clears some of the lumber and makes a cover! ONE! TWO!! THRE— LORD RAAB WITH A SHOULDER UP! Arthur LaForge: Lord Raab is going to leave Larry with nightmares after this match. He’s certainly sending a message: This is what happens when you cross the monster and those in his circle. Mary DeSue: Yeah, and try and figure out what it’s gonna take to beat this form of him. Arthur LaForge: Right now, that’s Larry’s exact problem and I’m not sure there’s an answer. Larry takes a broken 2x4 and throws it in frustration. He then grabs a pointed shard… HE DIGS IT INTO THE TOP OF LORD RAAB’S HEAD! Raab yells out as Larry grinds and tears with the wooden spike. He then gets up and tosses it to pick up a larger piece… LARRY SWINGS FOR THE HEAD OF LORD RAAB WHO CATCHES IT! RAAB STANDS WITH THE 2x4 PIECE AS HE BLEEDS FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! He yanks at the 2x4 and Tact comes with it into the charging shoulder of Raab. The challenger then grabs Tact by the throat and shoves him back into a stack of steel pipes! Lord Raab is unable to follow up at the moment, holding his back and checking his head to see blood on his gloves. He sees Larry getting up and lands a Body Splash into the pipes! RAAB RIPS OFF LARRY’S SHIRT AND WIPES HIS BLOOD ACROSS TACT’S CHEST BEFORE CHOPPING IT! Tact goes down – No! Lord Raab catches him by the throat… GOOZLE! CHOKEINATOR ONTO THE STEEL PIPES!!! Lord Raab knocks away pipes and makes a cover! ONE! TWO!! THREE! NO! TACT ROLLS A SHOULDER UP BY INCHES! Arthur LaForge: So close! Larry has found himself in the equivalent of Super Mario Bros. 3, World 7: Surrounded by pipes and monsters. Mary DeSue: How can Raab resort to such a vicious attack? Larry was getting up and practically defenseless. Arthur LaForge: Do you have selective amnesia, Mary? Larry sent Raab on a ten foot drop onto an escalator! Mary DeSue: Yeah but, Raab could have stopped him. Arthur LaForge: My head… it hurts ever so… Mary DeSue: Do you want some… Arthur LaForge: NO! Lord Raab shakes his head but remains resolute, tightening his gloves as he gets back up. He sets Larry up for a PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE… Tact blocks… Raab tries again and Tact counters! He sends Raab over with a Back Body Drop ONTO THE PIPES! Larry holds his ribs and takes a pipe in hand to traps Lord Raab’s arms and neck. He applies a Jigoku Jime Stranglehold with the pipe! The Green Disease German Monster bellows in noticeable pain but waves a finger to decline when Ref Cortex asks if he wants to give up! Larry wrenches back with the pipe and… RAAB LEANS BACK TO PIN TACT! ONE! TWO!! THR– TACT KICKOUT! Arthur LaForge: Great counter by Lord Raab to that submission. Mary DeSue: He’s only delaying the inevitable. Maybe. Lord Raab slowly gets up and turns ONLY TO BE HIT IN THE GUTS WITH A PIPE SHOT! Raab staggers off allowing Larry to get back to his feet with help from the pipe as both men are clearly battling fatigue. Champion runs at challenger and Raab grabs the pipe Larry intended for a Clothesline. Raab swings Larry around and they both lose a handle on the weapon. They pause to look down at it for a moment… then back up at each other… a brawl breaks out! They go back-and-forth with blow after blow. Raab gets the better of it with a couple of headbutts. He leads Larry towards a trailer featuring Level Up wrestlers and THE LAST OF US PART II signage. Larry tries to elbow Raab in the ribs and Raab counters with clubbing blows to Larry’s back that send him towards the door of the trailer’s cab. Lord Raab grabs Larry by the head and REPEATEDLY SLAMS IT INTO THE DOOR! HE DENTS THE DOOR AND LARRY IS LEFT BUSTED OPEN!! Tact shouts in pain and Lord Raab dodges a wild swing. Raab comes back with a chop to the chest of Tact. Larry connects with a forearm and Raab again returns fire with a chop… then another chop… and a third! Raab lights up Larry’s already blood-smeared chest and throws him against the trailer… blocked! Larry pokes Raab in the eyeholes of the mask and wipes his own blood from his face. Tact begins climbing the trailer and once Lord Raab sees Larry climbing, he persues! Mary DeSue: Hey! Why am I not on the trailer photo? I’m the star! Arthur LaForge: Take it up with The Developer, Mary. Meanwhile, Larry seeking higher ground, but also isolating himself with Lord Raab up there. I’m not sure that will work to his advantage. Mary DeSue: You gotta make a stand somewhere, Artie. This is the hill Larry has chosen to die on… figuratively, I mean. Maybe. Tact reaches the top of the trailer a few rungs above Raab and as The Green Disease Monster reaches the top Larry stomps the hand smashed in the NES console! Raab hangs by one hand and Larry tries stomping it… Raab swipes Larry’s ankle with his bad hand and disrupts him! Larry retreats and Lord Raab makes it to the top of the trailer… Tact comes back with a Running Yakuza Kick to Raab’s head that keeps him on a knee. Larry stomps on the damaged hand of Raab and smashes it on the trailer. RAAB GOOZLES LARRY ANYWAY! CHOKEINATOR– NO! THE TRUCK BEGINS MOVING!! Larry breaks free from Raab’s weakened grip and when the truck abruptly stops a few seconds later, both men fall to their knees! STEPPING OUT OF THE TRUCK’S CAB IS DRAKE WILCOX!! Arthur LaForge: Another Game Changer trying to help Larry Tact! Mary DeSue: Thank goodness, too. That could have gotten real ugly for Larry otherwise. Arthur LaForge: True, but it still may not be enough to stop Lord Raab from taking his title. Lord Raab is up first as Larry is bent over and Raab shakes his hand out. He lifts Larry… BRASS KNUCKLES SHOT TO THE BAD HAND! Lord Raab doubles over clutching his hand as Larry lines him up… AND FLOORS RAAB WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD! Larry kisses the blood-stained brass knux and manages to lift Raab into Powerbomb position. STARBREAKER!! Lord Raab lands on the roof of the trailer as Ref Kirby arrives. Tact covers Raab and hooks a leg! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! Mr Rad: Here is your winner… and STIIIIILLLL Level Up Wrestling Power Champion… LAAAARRRYYYYYY TAAAAAACT!!! Arthur LaForge: This tumultuous clash comes to an end! Lord Raab gave a performance worthy of a champion, but tonight, Larry Tact managed to slither his way to victory and retains his piece of the Triforce, the Power title. Mary DeSue: Slither? He showed the type of toughness he wants to define the Power division, and the Game Changers. What a brave and noble leader! Arthur LaForge: There is literally nothing brave and noble about what we saw him do in this match. Larry Tact was irredeemable. Mary DeSue: Wrong, Artie. He is a Game Changer for the Power title! Arthur LaForge: Fans, once we figure out which referee isn’t getting pure oxygen after this whirlwind affair that tore through the arena, we’ll be back with more from The Last Of Us, Part II! --- The Last of Us Gauntlet Match The bell rings, and we cut to the ringside area. Specifically the stage, where spotlights shine on the video wall. The cheesy grin of the Level Up AI, Mr. Rad, appears on the screen, surrounded by post-apocalyptic scenery. Mr. Rad: It’s time humans! It’s the one match of the year where anything can happen, anyone can show up and only ONE can win! This is The Last of Us GAUNTLET MATCH! The Level Up faithful at the 2300 Arena erupt in cheers, ready for the biggest and possibly most important match of the night. Arthur La Forge: Only one person has won, and that was the first-ever Final Boss champion Magdalena Lockheart. She has since departed, and thirty wrestlers from Level Up and elsewhere are about to fight for the right to compete to be the NEXT Final Boss champion. Mary DeSue: This was absolute madness last year. I’d hate to be whoever comes out one and two. Mr. Rad: This is The Last of Us Gauntlet match! The rules are: two wrestlers start. Every two minutes, a new wrestler enters. Eliminations can only occur via pinfall or submission. When the final entrant, Brody Adams, has come out, the last wrestler standing will be the winner and will get a Final Boss title shot at DOOM on May 3! More cheers from the crowd. Arthur La Forge: Well, let’s see who drew #1! Pulsing, red lights rolls over the crowd like a rising tide to the opening echoing thudding stomp and clap of 'Dust And Bone' by Syd Duran, fluctuating in time with the heavy beat as it continues into the opening vocals.
Most cheer in anticipation, but there are few who still jeer due to affiliations or just the fickle nature of a wrestling crowd on any given night. Atop the ramp, the lithe silhouette of the Distorted Angel seems to have materialized, soaking up the crowd's reaction and energy. Fans reach out for acknowledgement and wave signs in the same way that others lean out over the rail as much as they dare to yell expletives and empty threats- some get a perceptive nod, a sly wink or perhaps even a kiss blown in sarcasm towards the most derisive.
Fluidly, Amber circles the ring- beelining for a camera person before trying to mess with them or talking some shit down into the camera lens.Mr. Rad: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Your #1 entrant in this year’s gauntlet is the SCW Bombshells Champion! From Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 132 pounds…The Distorted Angel, AMBER BANE-RYAN! Arthur La Forge: Holy cow! This is…this is huge! Mary DeSue: We’ve got OTHER COMPANIES’ CHAMPIONS showing up for this thing? Arthur La Forge: Apparently so! Atlantic City isn’t THAT far from Philly, so it seems Amber Ryan, or excuse me, Bane-Ryan, is here to try and get herself another title shot! Slipping under the rope, Amber doesn't call for fanfare nor adulation, just making her way to the closest turnbuckle so that she might leisurely perch herself on the top with hands clasped and elbows resting on her knees in rather nonplussed outside of the trademark sly smirk seemingly ever-present on her features.Mary DeSue: Who is next? Hopefully one of our people… Once Amber sees the video, her nonplussed reaction turns into one of surprise, and then her smile gets even bigger. The opening guitar riffs of "The Enemy" by Godsmack plays as the Mac Bane makes his way out. By his side is his manager, "Chronic" Chris Page. The crowd is on them from the first sounds. The booing is almost thunderous. He laughs as they makes their way towards the ramp.
They only get louder as the pair make their way towards the ring, they walk slowly, jawing with the occasional fan who's decided he's a tough guy. Mac simply laughs and continues down towards the ring.Mr. Rad: And at #2, he is the SCW World Champion…from Port Arthur, Texas, weighing in at 280 pounds…MAC BANE! Arthur La Forge: ANOTHER surprise right out the gate! And what an unlikely first two spots! Mary DeSue: So wait, his name is Bane too? Does that mean.. Arthur La Forge: Exactly. Amber and Mac are married! And they’re about to fight each other for the first five minutes of this thing! Finally Bane and Page reach the ring steps and make their way into the ring. Mac approaches the center of the ring and raises both arms into the air. Then extending the middle fingers on both hands he laughs as the boos reaches a crescendo.
Amber pushes herself up and walks over, and the two begin to talk to each other in the ring, their body language making it clear they have no problems fighting to start things out. They have before and may do so again in the future. Arthur La Forge: It seems Amber is as shocked he is here as anyone else! Mary DeSue: Wow, they both entered and neither told the other! Is that what I’m getting here? Arthur La Forge: It seems that way. It certainly makes things more interesting! The couple begin to talk a little smack to each other, before Mac decides to kick things off by taking a swing at Amber! Amber, knowing they weren't going to ease into it, ducks it and retaliates with a slap of her own before immediately trying for a headlock. Mac shoves her off into the ropes with relative ease. She steps up on the middle rope then steps off for momentum, tries for a spinning backfist and Mac instead lifts her up for a back suplex, but she kicks her legs and lands on her feet behind him, then jumps up onto his back and flips forward with a headscissors that sends him sprawling through the ropes to the outside. She runs and attempts a dive, but Mac moves and she flips over the top onto her feet as a feint. She then runs for a PK kick, Mac slides underneath, grabs the planted foot and yanks her off the apron, back-first to the floor!Arthur La Forge: You'd think a married couple would start off slow but that's certainly not the case here! Mary DeSue: I like it! I bet they're equally rough in...you know. Arthur La Forge: I don't know and neither do you. Mary DeSue: I'm just saying, if she gets tired of him...cowboy take me away. Mac then grabs Amber like he would any other opponent and charges, flipping her over and causing her to crash back first into the guardrail! The SCW World champion then scoops up his wife and rolls her back into the ring. He soon joins her and adds an elbow drop to the back before turning her over and attempting an early pinfall!
ONE!
TW--no! Only two. Mac doesn't seem bothered, and instead lifts Amber to her feet and hits a HARD chop to the chest that echoes loudly through the entire arena! Amber's body bounces backward into the turnbuckle and as she comes back, Mac Bane hits a reverse elbow that knocks her back down. Arthur La Forge: The crowd seems to have taken the side of the Distorted Angel for whatever reason. They're letting Mac hear about his treatment of her. Mary DeSue: What do they expect him to do? Lay down? Arthur La Forge: I think they expected something a little friendlier. Mary DeSue:[‘/b] I don't know a lot about her, but I think she'd be insulted if he didn't give this all he had.
Mac lifts Amber up with ease and hits an Irish whip. As she comes back he goes for a lariat, she ducks that, bounces off the other side and comes back with a shotgun dropkick! The kick connects flush with Mac's chest, knocking him down and knocking the breath out of him. Amber then runs back to the corner and waits for Mac to get to a knee, before charging in for a Bomaye, but Mac pops her up, catches her and drops backward with a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge!
ONE!
TWO!
TH--NO! Amber kicks out again! Mac gets to his feet, holding his chest and grimacing, before turning back to his wife to go back to work.
Arthur La Forge: Amber can't seem to get anything going, but I doubt this is over just yet.
Mary DeSue: Well, last year our #1 and #2 both went the distance, didn't they?
Arthur La Forge: Pretty close to it. There was a size difference there as well.
Mac then hoists Amber up and hits a simple vertical suplex before floating over with another cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Just two, as Amber lifts her shoulder up. So Mac lifts her up and tosses her into the ropes. As she comes back, he grabs her and spins around for The Ride, a spinebuster! Another cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR---NO! She kicks out again! Mac now is starting to show signs of frustration and gets in referee Iroquois Pliskin's face about the count. Pliskin assures him that it was only two. He drags Amber up and gets her in a headlock position, perhaps hoping to hit Fade Away. He kicks out the leg, but before he can drive her down, the SCW Bombshells champion drops down to a knee and chop blocks the leg, forcing Mac's own momentum to cause him to spill over her back and down to the canvas! She then does a full body press onto the jackknife pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR--NO! Mac kicks out!
Arthur La Forge: Mac is now questioning whether or not he just got eliminated!
Mary DeSue: That was close! He's surprised he got caught!
Arthur La Forge: Seems like they don't quite know all of each other's tricks yet.
Mary DeSue: That's going to be an interesting drive home.
Amber scrambles to her feet as Mac also gets up, she runs and hits him with another shotgun dropkick that knocks him backward. He slides outside the ring to recover and she's already giving herself a running start, then DIVES OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCHA! She catches Mac and causes him to land hard on his back on the floor! She gets up and eyes Chris Page, who takes a step back to let her know he's not involved. She grabs her husband by the head and lifts him up, forcing him to get back in the ring. She climbs in and hooks both of the arms, looking to hit her Original Sin DDT, but Mac shoves her off into the turnbuckle! He charges in, she pushes off the turnbuckle and jumps over him, runs off the ropes and baseball slides under his big boot, pops up behind him and runs off the ropes, then as he turns around catches Mac in the jaw with a YAZUKA KICK! And the cover!
ONE
TWO!
THr--NO! Mac kicks out!
Arthur La Forge: And now it's Amber's turn to get frustrated!
Mary DeSue: We're not far from #3, so they may not reach a winner yet..
Amber struggles to lift Mac to his feet and gets him in position, once again looking to hit the Original Sin. But suddenly the countdown begins to go off. Amber surprises everyone by actually lifting Mac to a standing position, even though he's groggy, and pointing towards the entranceway! It seems whoever comes out will have to face BOTH members of Oblivion!
Mary DeSue: Oh god no…
Arthur La Forge: BUT WHICH ONE IS IT? A WaLuigi could get lucky with the way these two have been going at it!
"He Is Here!!"
The lights in the arena go purple as suddenly we hear the opening cords of the Waluigi World Order theme as all of the Waluigis get onto the entranceway and...start dancing?
Waluigis{/b] Nooooo onnneeeee....Cranks Like Wank! Yanks Like Wank! Nobody Whips It Out And Causes Shrieks Like Wank! He's the epitome of Waluigi's sexxxyyy rating!!! He's our great guy...Here comes Wank!!!
Arthur La Forge:Ladies and Gentlemen...I have no words...
Mary DeSue: Waluigis gonna…song and dance number?
Some of the Waluigis bring up a white cover screen out and it lights up from behind to see a muscular framed man standing profile with his forearm placed in a...odd way. He looks very "happy" to be here. Mac Bane and Amber Bane-Ryan just look at each other and shake their heads as the white cover screen falls down and we see him! The Glorious One known as WANK! He turns and smiles to the camera with almost a sparkle on his teeth!
Arthur La Forge: Well he’s…um…different?
Mary DeSue: Look at the size of those forearms! Dude’s got popeye’s disease!
He gracefully and daintily flutters almost down to the ring like a ballerina and leaps up to the ring apron. He blows kisses to the ladies in the front row who are giving a mixed to hilarious reaction at best. He gets into the ring and Mac Bane starts to wind up to hit him, but WANK holds up his hand to pause the rough and tough wrestler. WANK reaches into his overalls and pulls out a rose and hands it Amber. Amber looks at Mac and WANK does a pose where he stands profile and has his forearm in an "erect" position.
WANK!: I'M THE EPITOME OF ALL THE WAHHHHLUIGIISSSSS!!! WHO WANTS TO HAVEEE SOMEE WANKKKK?
Amber looks at Mac Bane and she walks over to WANK! and...DICK KICK CITY!!
Arthur La Forge: Oh…that’ll hurt.
Mary DeSue: And after that elaborate entrance too.
The other WaLuigis have seen enough, and all four of them: Dude, Giant, Princess and WaLink, rush the Banes and attack! Mac Bane rushes to the ropes and comes off hitting Giant Waluigi with a flying Tornado Alley sending Giant Waluigi over the top ropes! Amber grabs Princess Waluigi and hits her with a shotgun dropkick sending her over the top! WaLink and Dude Waluigi grab Mac Bane by his arms and he double noggin knockers them. They both slide out of the ring. WANK gets up and gets kicked in the gut by Amber! Original Sin!! She moves out of the way to fend off the other WaLuigis and Mac makes the cover!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: WANK has been spanked! Wank has been eliminated!
Mary DeSue: And you said they might get lucky.
Arthur La Forge: I never said I was good at predicting things! Anyway, here we go again!
Mary DeSue: Already?
Arthur La Forge: It was a very elaborate entrance…
As 'Short Change Hero' hits the house speakers, Ziggy Morgan walks out and stares down the crowd before sauntering down to the ring, slapping hands that are outstretched to him and politely refusing selfies, taking one second to warn someone that the phone is actually going to bring about a nuclear holocaust, before he rushes down to the ring, leaping onto the apron and vaulting over the top rope before standing in the center of the ring, one hand raised in the air and the other aiming a finger gun towards the two standing in the ring.
Mr. Rad: Entering at #4, he is the “Caballo Diablo”, ZIGGY MORGAN!
Arthur La Forge: A very interesting number for Ziggy, who picked up his first-ever win in Level Up just two weeks ago at EXP 21!
Mary DeSue: At least his competition is a lot less creepy than Guy Manson.
Arthur La Forge: I have it on good authority that he has been barred from the arena.
Ziggy stares across the ring at Mac and Amber, and then politely asks Amber if she would mind stepping aside for a moment. She shrugs her shoulders and decides to take the chance to rest, while Mac tilts his head to the side at the newcomer.
Mary DeSue: Oh…I know what this is!
Arthur La Forge: You don’t say…
Mary DeSue: It’s a COWBOY SHOWDOWN!
Arthur La Forge: I don’t think that’s what this is, Mary.
Mary DeSue: It’s high noon! Time to see which Yee has the better Haw!
Arthur La Forge: My apologies to all of our viewers in the South…
The two appear as though they will lock up for a test of strength, but Mac immediately scoops Ziggy up onto his shoulders and rams him into the nearest turnbuckle. He begins to drive his shoulder into the midsection of the Level Up wrestler, who, to his credit, keeps fighting by hitting Bane with elbows on each charge. Ziggy finally gets a knee up and when Mac charges in, he vaults himself over the top rope and Bane hits nothing but the turnbuckle. Ziggy motions for Bane to turn around, and it looks like he wants Clint Eastwood, he flips in and goes for the lariat, but Mac stops him in his tracks with a big boot! He then follows that up with a standing elbow drop, popping back up and staring down at the smaller opponent on the mat in front of him.
Arthur La Forge: Mac's size is going to help him a lot in this match.
Mary DeSue: Did you see the way he shut down Ziggy's finish? Amazing!
Mac scoops Ziggy up onto his shoulders and appears to be set to hit some sort of powerslam, but Morgan drops out from behind and attempts a back suplex. Mac stops that with an elbow to the face, dropping him to the mat. He grabs his head to lift him back up and Ziggy retaliates with a series of forearms to the jaw! The crowd gets behind one of their own as Ziggy then resorts to punches to the midsection and forearms. He then runs and bounces off the ropes, but Mac surprises with his quickness and catches him coming back with a clothesline! Mac then runs off the other side of the ropes but Ziggy charges at him on the way back and hits a shotgun dropkick! He gets up and turns RIGHT INTO A YAKUZA KICK FROM AMBER!
Arthur La Forge: Well it looks like Amber Ryan is done sitting out the match.
Mary DeSue: And poor Ziggy just got his head kicked off.
Arthur La Forge: He's not done yet, but that was a bad miscalculation on his part.
Amber picks Morgan up and measures him before launching into a series of strikes, finishing with a spinning backfist that causes Morgan to wobble. Mac is up now and stares her down, and she tosses the Caballo Diablo in his direction. Mac scoops him up onto his shoulders and Ziggy begins to fire away at his head with elbows to force him to drop. Mac spins around for a lariat, Ziggy ducks that before running and clotheslining a surprised Ryan over the top and to the outside! He turns back and and ducks another lariat from Mac, bounces off the ropes and hits a DISCUS LARIAT of his own that knocks Mac to the mat!
Arthur La Forge: Oblivion are working together for the remainder of this match, but Ziggy gave himself a chance!
Mary DeSue: I mean, he's just gotta survive two World champions until #5 comes out, no big deal, right?
Arthur La Forge: Obviously a tall order, but so far Morgan's quickness is helping him.
Ziggy spots Amber attempting to get back in the ring and quickly runs over with a boot that sends her back to the floor. He turns around and charges at Mac in the corner, hitting a corner clothesline on the SCW World Champion. He then vaults over the top and runs at Amber, hitting a tumbleweed off the apron onto her, knocking her back down! He rolls back into the ring and sets his sights on Mac, who pops up and hits TORNADO ALLEY! The roaring elbow flattened Ziggy Morgan! Mac covers!
ONE!
TWO!
Th--NO! Ziggy get the shoulder up!
Arthur La Forge: Two on one is never a good thing and Ziggy just got flattened!
Mary DeSue: It's not going to be two on one anymore...
The lyrics to Ciela Luiz's theme song echo throughout the arena as the Time Jumper skips happily to the ring. She slides in and smirks at Mac, but that smirk is erased as Amber rolls herself back in the ring. Luiz wisely moves over to Ziggy and helps him to his feet, as now the odds are even between this battle of SCW vs. Level Up.
Mr. Rad: From the Near Future, it’s CIELA LUIZ at #5!!
Arthur La Forge: The odds are a bit more even now, even with a dazed Ziggy Morgan.
Mary DeSue: What do you think he thinks about a time traveler?
Arthur La Forge: Anxious.
Mary DeSue: I guess as long as she helps him against Mac and Amber, she’s welcome.
Luiz rushes forward with Ziggy at the same time Amber and Mac charge to. Luiz goes for a superkick that Amber ducks and gets behind her. Ziggy goes for a running boot, but Mac ducks it as well. Team Bane hits the other side of the ropes while Ziggy and Luiz rebound as well. Luiz goes for a kick to the gut, but Amber catches it…Enziguri! Mac goes for a flying forearm, but Ziggy catches him with a spinning backfist! Luiz and Ziggy pick up Amber and Mac, Irish whips toward each other, Mac and Amber lock arms and spin around. Amber with Yakuza Kick to Ziggy, and Mac hits a shoulder block to Luiz! Double knee drops to the chest of both of their downed opponents as Mac and Amber stand tall for a moment.
Arthur La Forge: The SCW contingent is dominating so far and I don't think our Level Up fans approve.
Mary DeSue: Well tough! Level Up should have had better people out here! Like where’s my thicc bois? They would easily beat these two!
Arthur La Forge: The Tirris declined to be in the match, Mary.
Mary DeSue: That’s BS! I demand an investigation! Someone clearly hacked their emails to make them say no!
Mac and Amber lay in the boots to a fallen Ziggy. Ciela meanwhile has slid outside of the ring and she reaches under the ring. Suddenly she pulls out a Singapore cane!
Arthur La Forge: Well that can't be fair!
Mary DeSue: Anything goes, remember!
Oblivion doesn't see the Time Jumper coming, perhaps as history showed her in the future, and she cracks Mac in the back with the cane! Amber turns around and Ciela swings it towards her face. The Distorted Angel instead gets her arms up to block most of the shot, but still takes enough that it knocks her down. Luiz then turns back to Mac and hits him in the back again, then when he turns around he catches it in the ribs! Ziggy gets back up and quickly pulls Mac down into a small package!
ONE!
TWO!
Amber jumps over and STOMPS the head of Ziggy to break it up. Luiz tries for another swing with the cane but Ryan catches it, and holds on long enough for Mac Bane to BOOT Luiz in the side of the head!
Arthur La Forge: Seems she's not happy with the weapon use.
Mary DeSue: Or mad she didn't think of it first!
Mac Bane lifts up Ciela Luiz and throws her into the ropes. “Top Shelf”! He tosses Luiz high up into the air and catches her into the powerslam. Amber grabs Ziggy and starts hitting him with punches over and over and then whips Ziggy into the ropes. After hitting the powerslam Mac Bane goes for a Cover!
One…
Two…
Broken up by Ziggy hitting a punt kick to the side of Mac Bane’s head. He turns only to get hit hard by Amber with a kick to the gut, followed by a Scissored DDT known as “The Calling Card”!
Arthur La Forge: CALLING CARD!!
Mary DeSue: Mine’s flipping off the camera and it being blurred out on Twitch.
Diamond and the Gem Stones begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does we are able to see the likes of the Gem Stones playing on a tron. Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire are all playing various instruments as we are able to see Diamond Steele emerging from the curtain with a microphone in her hand. She sings as loudly as she can to the sound of roaring cheers. Kate smirks as she just sings loudly which results in even more cheers. Diamond finally makes it to the ring and drops the microphone. She slides in and Amber is right there to deliver punches to Diamond! Diamond returns fire and the fans cheer out as the two women start going to town with punches and kicks.
Mr. Rad: Introducing next at #6…DIAMOND STEELE!!
Arthur La Forge: Diamond Steele’s career in Level Up has been a series of stops and starts, but she could turn it all around with one win.
Mary DeSue: Seems like she’s already got a problem with Amber Ryan!
While Diamond and Amber are duking it out Ziggy reaches down and picks up Mac Bane. Ziggy hits the ropes and takes down Mac Bane with a running discus lariat! He grabs Mac Bane and slaps him into “Saddle Up” trying to go for a submission with the high angle camel clutch. Luiz gets up and sees what's going on and charges forward hitting Ziggy with a superkick square in the face! Steele and Amber’s standoff finally ends with Amber kicking Diamond in the gut and hitting a facebreaker DDT! Luiz doesn’t give Amber a chance to get up as Luiz hits a clothesline sending Amber down to the mat. Luiz grabs Diamond and tosses her into the ropes. Ziggy and Mac Bane crawl towards opposite sides of the ring, and go under the ropes, pulling themselves both up on the outside ring apron. Luiz picks up Amber and tosses her into the ropes. Amber rebounds and comes back picking up speed. Luiz goes for a back body drop, but Amber puts the breaks on as Diamond Steele comes from behind Luiz and hits a bulldog. Amber rolls out of the ring as Diamond Steele picks up Luiz and slaps her in a sleeper hold. Mac Bane and Ziggy leap into the ring as Diamond Steele let’s go of the sleeper and Diamond and Luiz get hit by tandem Buckshot Lariats aka “Clint Eastwood” and”The Standard” from Ziggy Morgan and Mac Bane!
Arthur La Forge: DOUBLE BUCKSHOT LARIATS!!
Mary DeSue: What a sound! My ears are ringing from that!
Amber gets back into the ring after the massive lariats hit their marks and surveys the damage. Mac is trying to catch his breath along with Ziggy. Ceila Luiz and Diamond Steele are both down for the count at the moment. Amber has the pick of the litter here to do some damage as she reaches down and grabs Ceila Luiz. Amber sets her up and connects with ”Original Sin”...Cover!
One…
Tw…ZIGGY MORGAN BREAKS UP THE PIN!!
Arthur La Forge: And Ziggy denies Amber a pinfall!
Mary DeSue: As long as it’s not him why does it matter??
Amber reaches down and picks up Ziggy…JAWBREAKER BY ZIGGY!!...Everyone’s down for the count…just as the tron comes to life once more for the next entrant…
“Judas” by Fozzy begins to play, and the crowd instantly starts to boo.
Mary DeSue: Looks like the monster of the Game Changers is next…and everyone is still down…
A white spotlight shines at the top of the entrance screen, and a black hooded ISAAC is seen standing. A zip line takes him from the screen to the stage, and he sits, cross legged, once he reaches the ramp.
Arthur La Forge: A win for ISAAC would be huge, not just for him, but the entire Wilcox Family. I’m sure that’s on his mind right now.
ISAAC remains seated as he raises his head to look toward the ring...
...and he’s jumped by someone from the crowd!
Arthur La Forge: What the hell?!
A hooded figure pounces on Isaac before he’s able to stand up, causing him to try and get his hands up to defend himself while he’s on the ground. The unknown man lays shot after shot into Isaac’s head, as he struggles to block the shots!
Mary DeSue: This fan has completely bypassed security and is attacking one of our talents! Get him out of here!
Security rushes from backstage and grabs the man as he gets in a couple of last kicks, and the hood of the man gets knocked off in the process, revealing...
….CENTURION!
The crowd goes nuts as an absolutely incensed Centurion tries to get out from the pack of security guards.
Arthur La Forge: It’s Centurion! Last time we saw him, ISAAC and Drake Wilcox were helping Larry Tact beat him at Final Fantasy!
Mary DeSue: Ok, he’s mad, I get that. But he doesn’t work here!
Arthur La Forge: I know that!
ISAAC finally gets to his feet and begins to scream as Centurion and security. He points at Centurion, then gestures for him to come fight him some more. With one big push, Centurion frees himself from the security guards and runs after ISAAC, tackling him onto the stage and delivering more punches to the head.
Mary DeSue: Taze him! Shoot him! DO SOMETHING!
Security rushes over to Centurion and grabs him once again, pulling him off of ISAAC. This time, ISAAC crawls away from the action and climbs down the stage as Centurion carries Centurion toward the backstage area. The crowd starts as “Centurion! Centurion!” chant as he’s carried through the curtain.
Arthur La Forge: I don’t think ANYONE expected Centurion to be here tonight, ESPECIALLY Isaac.
Mary DeSue: He should be brought up on charges! What a disgusting display!
ISAAC gets into the ring and turns around where all five wrestlers, SCW and Level Up alike, are starting to get up as they see the biggest threat just entered, even though he’s dazed from the attack from Centurion. Realizing this is their chance to take him out, all five wrestlers swarm ISAAC to a pop from the crowd! ISAAC is assaulted with punches and kicks from Mac, Amber, Ciela, Ziggy and Diamond. They manage to beat him down to a kneel when suddenly ISAAC ROARS TO LIFE and throws up his arms, knocking everyone back! This includes Mac, who is no small man himself.
Arthur La Forge: Oh my goodness! The POWER of ISAAC is amazing!
Mary DeSue: And he’s not even the biggest one of the Game Changers!
Arthur La Forge: Imagine if Drake were also in this!
Mac is the only one still on his feet so he charges at ISAAC and immediately gets a series of punches to the head. The SCW World Champion is rocked, before ISAAC takes a step back and immediately clotheslines him over the top rope. If this were a battle royal, it’d be an elimination. But it’s not, so ISAAC simply turns around and grabs Amber, lifting her high up in a gorilla press. Before Mac is even completely standing, ISAAC dumps Amber to the outside on top of her husband! ISAAC took out Oblivion, at least for the moment, completely on his own. He then turns around and spots Diamond Steele getting up, before charging forward and hitting her with a high knee to the head. Steele backs up and spills through the ropes to the outside.
Arthur La Forge: Even after the attack from Centurion, ISAAC has recovered and is dominating!
Mary DeSue: You can’t keep a good Game Changer down! That’s why they’re on top!
Arthur La Forge: Larry Tact has certainly inspired him more than James seemed to.
Ciela Luiz gets up and the monster simply grabs her by the head and throws her into the nearest corner, out of his line of sight, so he can find his next victim. That victim, Ziggy Morgan, has rolled out to the apron and is preparing to hit Clint Eastwood on ISAAC. He flips over the ropes and comes in for the lariat…ONLY TO GET SPEARED OUT OF HIS BOOTS BY ISAAC! ISAAC with the pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: ZIGGY MORGAN has been eliminated! Hang up your saddle, partner!
Arthur La Forge: Ziggy went for it all and ISAAC made him pay!
Mary DeSue: And probably broke him in half doing it! Did you see that spear?!
Arthur La Forge: More importantly, Ziggy felt it.
Mary DeSue: And Centurion WILLINGLY wanted to fight this guy!
Luiz takes advantage of ISAAC being in a kneeling position and hops onto his back, attempting to apply a sleeper. She squeezes at the huge neck of ISAAC, but the monster simply grabs her by the head and flips her over, tossing her down on her back. Before he gets a chance to do anything, suddenly Mac Bane comes lunging at him from out of nowhere and tackles him through the ropes to the outside! The SCW champion and ISAAC proceed to brawl out on the floor, while Diamond Steele slips back in and locks eyes with Luiz. However before they can fight, the countdown begins again…
Blue and white lights flash around the arena. Duncan Shepard walks out onto the stage. He stops and dances like your Dad for a while before jogging down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope. When he gets to his feet he uses his hand as a pistol and shoots it into the crowd. Once he's done a full 360 his blows the smoke from the barrel, holsters it, then pumps his fist into the air. He then stares down Diamond Steele and Ciela Luiz, who have decided to focus on him instead of each other.
Mr. Rad: Entering at #8…’Commander’ DUNCAN SHEPARD!
Arthur La Forge: This is not a great number to be in for the Commander, but our first Final Boss champion won from #2. And Duncan has made it very clear he wants to be the NEXT Final Boss Champion!
Mary DeSue: Yeah well he’s got 22 people coming out after him and five around ringside that say different!
Ciela and Diamond lock hand and charge at Shepard, looking for a tandem clothesline, but the Commander simply runs through it, breaking their grip, then LEAPS OUT ONTO ISAAC AND MAC WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! After taking out the biggest men in the match, he slides back into the ring and runs at Luiz. Luiz charges and tries for VIVA LA FAMILIA, but Shepard baseball slides underneath! He pops up, hits the ropes and catches her as she turns around with the BIOTIC CHARGE! Shepard covers!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: Time to go BACK TO THE FUTURE, because Ciela Luiz has been ELIMINATED!
Arthur La Forge: WOW! Luiz went for her finish there and the Commander must have been in the Engineer class because that was some impressive agility!
Mary DeSue: Engineer? What? You [bleep]ing nerd.
Arthur La Forge: I’m ignoring that. Anyway, Luiz is out!
As Shepard gets to his feet, he is clubbed in the back by Steele. She continues wailing away on his back as he pushes himself up, before grabbing his head and attempting a Diamond Cutter! Shepard shoves her aside and when she turns around, she catches a KROGAN HANDSHAKE! The headbutt dazes her and allows Shepard to easily hook her up to hit the REAPER’S BANE!!! Another cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: And now Diamond Steele is eliminated! Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
Arthur La Forge: Oh my gosh! Duncan is now the first wrestler to pick up two eliminations and he did so in quick fashion!
Mary DeSue: Maybe he’s right! Maybe he will beat everyone!
Arthur La Forge: I wonder how it’s gonna be when he…oh wait.
Arthur’s reaction is matched by the reaction of the audience, when they see that Amber Ryan has quietly slipped back into the ring. The SCW Bombshells Champion locks eyes with the former LVL UP Power Champion, a matchup that many fans never thought they’d see. She wastes no time going right at Shepard, who meets her in the ring with the two trading blows back and forth! The Level Up crowd has now solidly sided with their Commander, giving a “yay” for his every strike and a “boo” for Amber’s! However it all becomes boos when Mac Bane and ISAAC re-enter the match and break it up, with Mac knocking down Duncan and ISAAC knocking down Amber. They then eye what their opponent did and then each other…and THEY begin to go at it!
Arthur La Forge: From one brawl to another!
Mary DeSue: That brawl hasn’t stopped since it started!
ISAAC hits Mac a with a haymaker, who responds with one of his own. Each punch rocks the other but neither big man has gone down yet. Duncan, who is too fresh to be knocked out for long, pops back up and interrupts the fight by grabbing Mac and applying a Neural Shock! The Commander wrenches on the standing dragon sleeper. Meanwhile, Amber comes in and kicks down at the leg of ISAAC, before chopping him down to his hands and knees, then grabbing the arms and attempting Burning The Lot! But ISAAC is too big and flips her over, before shoving her into Mac and Duncan! The three are all knocked down at once and the mammoth Game Changer rises to his feet, getting his second wind and staring down his opposition.
Arthur La Forge: Man this guy is scary
Mary DeSue: They need to work together to eliminate him like they did earlier!
Arthur La Forge: Or hope whoever comes out next is fresh enough to do it.
Mary DeSue: Speaking of which…
The electronica of the Glitch Mob's "Fortune Days" blares over the PA as Cypher slowly and deliberately walks out onto the stage. He takes a moment to look out at the crowd, holding the hood of his trademark black hoodie up as he does so. Then he whips it back, breathing in the boos from the crowd, and starts walking down the ramp. Cypher slides into the ring, eyeing down the four people in the ring.
Mr. Rad: Entering at #9…it’s CYPHER!
Arthur La Forge: Returning to Level Up after his match at Final Fantasy!
Mary DeSue: Hasn’t this guy been causing a lot of grief for Lissie Hope?
Arthur La Forge: That’s what I’ve heard. He’d better hope she didn’t suddenly decide to enter the match.
Mary DeSue: Oh yeah, we DO have a lot of mysteries left…
Cypher runs over to the fallen Duncan and starts stomping away at his chest before rushing over to Mac Bane, lifting him up to a sitting position, steps backwards some, and runs forward, hitting a dropkick to Mac's chest. His eyes transitioning to ISAAC, and he wants none of that so he goes over to Amber Ryan and pulls her to her feet, and whips her over to ISAAC, who catches Amber with a belly to belly suplex, sending her into the turnbuckles. Catching the idea, Cypher quickly approaches Mac Bane and pulls him to his feet. He tosses Mac over to ISAAC who scoops Mac up and drops him with a power slam. Onto the last person left on the floor, he grabs Duncan and does the same thing in whipping him over to ISAAC, who hits a high knee to Duncan's jaw, then ducks under and hits a German Suplex. Cypher walks over to ISAAC and grabs his wrist and raises his arms in the air, almost in a celebratory way.
Mary DeSue: These two are working well together! Maybe Larry should get Cypher in the Game Changers!
Arthur La Forge: I don’t think ISAAC sees it that way…
Mary DeSue: Oh you’re such a pessimist. It’s fine, they’re celebrating!
When Cypher let's go, ISAAC stops Cypher from moving by grabbing his wrist, and raising his arm up in the air. Now sensing a partnership for this match, Cypher was full of smiles and laughs. Cypher goes to leave, but ISAAC doesn't let go. Then… BAM! A LARIAT THAT NEARLY TAKES CYPHER'S HEAD OFF!!
Mary DeSue: Okay, so I was wrong.
Arthur La Forge: So was Cypher, may he rest in peace.
ISAAC lifts Cypher off the mat and throws him into a corner, and throws rights and lefts and kicks at the legs, torso, arms, and head of Cypher before spinning Cypher around and hitting a German Suplex, but keeping his arms locked into the hold as he pulls Cypher back up and hits another German Suplex, but still keeps ahold and lifts Cypher back up to hit another German, this one flipping Cypher inside out and he lands on his stomach. Not done yet, he grabs Cypher and drags him to the ropes and places his neck on the middle rope and places his foot along his throat/neck and uses the rope to sandwich him as he starts pushing harder down on his throat. Meanwhile, Duncan manages to get up and get to his feet. He stumbles over to ISAAC and spins him around and starts throwing haymakers to the face of ISAAC before running off the ropes and back at ISAAC, ducking a clothesline attempt and clotheslines Cypher over the top rope. He turns around into the grip of ISAAC before breaking free with a Krogan Handshake, stumbling back some before sprinting forward with a massive BIOTIC CHARGE that brings ISAAC down, but also keeps Duncan down as well.
Arthur La Forge: I think if Duncan had the energy, he might try to pin ISAAC there, but that took a lot out of him.
Mary DeSue: ISAAC been out there that long and this is the first time anyone’s done any serious damage!
Arthur La Forge: He’s going to be a force to be reckoned with all match long, I think.
Amber slowly sits up in the corner of the ring before looking on the outside, seeing Cypher laid out on the floor, and seeing how he just used everyone as the sacrificial lamb, she slides out of the ring, using the ropes to stay to her feet before grabbing Cypher by the wrist and pulls him to his feet and throws him back into the ring. When he is rolled into the ring, he's rolled up to the feet of one pissed off Texan in Mac Bane. Mac lifts Cypher up by the chin and drills his elbow directly into Cypher's skull, dropping him once again. Then he starts stomping at his chest and skull. Bane walks down to Cypher's legs and grabs ahold of them before slingshotting Cypher over, sending him into the middle rope and bounces back into a big boot.
Arthur La Forge: Amber Ryan just fed Cypher to Mac and he took advantage.
Mary DeSue: Somebody is gonna have to split that team up if they want any chance of eliminating either, I think.
While dealing with Cypher, Mac Bane is unaware of Amber Ryan slowly climbing the turnbuckles to head to the top rope. After hitting the big boot, Mac turns around and just as he turns his attention to Amber, she's already in the air, catching him with a diving crossbody off the top rope. She gets to her feet and uses a sliding dropkick to push ISAAC out of the ring before turning her attention to Duncan. She leans on the top rope, waiting for Duncan to get to his feet, and when he does, Amber drops him again with a superkick. She then runs over and hits Cypher with a Shining Wizard before seeing ISAAC is back up to his feet, facing the announcers table. She then runs and dives through the ropes, suicide diving into the back of ISAAC and sending him stomach first into the barricade.
Arthur La Forge: Amber Ryan getting her second wind and going on a tear!
Mary DeSue: Girlfriend even dived on her own husband!
Arthur La Forge: Saw her opportunity and went for it, they knew what they signed up for.
Mary DeSue: Oh I’m not judging, I think it’s great! No stopping her now!
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The arena sound system plays four rapid clacks of drumsticks against each other to establish the beat, and, by the time the jaunty guitars have gotten through the first bar of the Against Me! song "Walking Is Still Honest," Paul Freedom has already burst out from backstage and stands at the top of the entrance ramp, seemingly on the verge of being overwhelmed as he takes in the scope of his situation. His saturnine face offers a relaxed smile to the crowd, but the expression doesn't quite reach his russet eyes or match his tense posture. His ring attire doesn't do much to help give the impression that he's accustomed to even the modest applause he's receiving. His trunks, elbow pads, knee pads, and boots are all just about standard-issue and an unassuming black, which only serves to call attention to his inexpertly applied wrist tape, which appears to have started off-white and already become off-putting from absorbing the sweat that gleams on his hirsute frame. While his gear has little to say for itself, it seems he has elected to make his hair his statement piece. The hair on the sides and back of his head is clipped short and resembles the markings of a cheetah, while his scalp is crowned with bleached blonde liberty spikes of uneven lengths. As the song continues to play out, a contrast of spirited instruments and strained vocals delivering heartfelt lyrics, he takes a deep breath, his shoulders heaving, and begins a deliberate plod to the ring. He extends his hands for high fives from the fans but, after largely being left hanging, shrugs and dashes the rest of the way to the ring to slide in under the bottom rope.Mr. Rad: Entering at #10 and making his Level Up debut….PAUL FREEDOM!! Arthur La Forge: That’s right, Paul Freedom is making his Level Up debut and, as I understand it, he doesn’t have a ton of experience. I could be wrong though! Mary DeSue: This guy just came out of nowhere and he could end up with a Final Boss title shot?! Arthur La Forge: That’s right! But if you look in the ring, you’ll see he has a tough test already. Mary DeSue: Whatever experience he has…Amber Ryan has a thousand times more. Freedom gets to his feet and sees Amber Ryan staring him down, as she re-entered the ring during his entrance. He actually offers a handshake in good sportsmanship, but Amber is not here to be a good sportswoman and slaps him HARD in the face, hard enough to rattle his teeth. Freedom stumbles backward and the SCW Bombshells champion closes in on him in the ropes, locking his head with his arms and hitting a series of lifting knee strikes to the abdomen, before holding him in place and battering him with forearm after forearm to the jaw. She steps back for a moment and watches the legacy wrestler stumble about for a bit, before kicking him in the knees and watching him fall to a kneel. She then goes to the corner and prepares herself for something. Arthur La Forge: Amber Ryan is a shark out there and a rookie is fresh meat to her. Mary DeSue: I think we knew that as soon as he came out. This kid picked a hell of a time to debut. Arthur La Forge: Hopefully she makes it quick, is all I say. Mary DeSue: She won’t. Outside the ring, Mac Bane is back up to his feet and spots Mac Bane, so he charges over and catches the big man with a Tornado Alley to the jaw! ISAAC staggers and Duncan comes over as well, hitting him with a dropkick! The two eye each other for a moment, then they each grab a leg of ISAAC and tip him backwards over the barricade! Mac then takes a few steps back and LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE TO HIT ISAAC WITH THE STANDARD! Meanwhile, Duncan is immediately charged by Cypher, who grabs him and throws him as hard as he can into the ring steps! He sees Mac coming and slinks away, choosing to pick his spots. Arthur La Forge: It’s hard to keep track of all the action right now but Mac and Duncan just worked together! Mary DeSue: And Cypher worked with himself! Arthur La Forge: That’s not as much of a surprise. Mary DeSue: Meanwhile look! It looks like Amber is ready to hit a move on Freedom! Amber was momentarily distracted by what was happening outside the ring but sees Freedom starting to regain his balance and runs in for a Bomaye…only for Freedom to drop backwards and avoid contact! Whether it was skill or dumb luck, Ryan isn’t sure, but she’s suddenly caught completely by surprise when the rookie grabs her thighs and pulls her down into a sitout pin, with his legs pressing down onto her shoulders!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!! Ryan kicks out but it’s a tenth of a second too late!Mr Rad: Ladies and gentlemen….AMBER BANE-RYAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! The crowd is stunned after the announcement, as is Ryan, who shows an uncharacteristic display of emotion by arguing with referee Kirby! Arthur La Forge: Oh my God! Did we just see that? Mary DeSue: THE ROOKIE JUST PINNED SCW’S BOMBSHELLS CHAMPION?!!? Arthur La Forge: That’s exactly what happened! Amber is beside herself! Paul can’t believe what he just did! Freedom has scooted away from Ryan, who is now being told to leave ringside by all of the referees. The crowd is slowly starting to realize what happened and begin to cheer the plucky upstart. Freedom actually starts to acknowledge the cheers and he’s suddenly BLINDSIDED WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM MAC BANE! Arthur La Forge: What the hell was that? Mary DeSue: There’s still a match going on, Artie! However instead of going for any type of pinfall, Bane begins to furiously stomp on Paul Freedom, with repeated shots to the back of the head. He then scoops the smaller rookie up and with little effort, tosses him outside the ring. Mac follows and then brings him over to the announce table, lifting him up and hitting a simple body slam on it, before grabbing the leg and yanking him off so that he plops hard on the floor.Arthur La Forge: I think this goes beyond the confines of the match he.. Mac Bane: SHUT UP! Mary DeSue: I’d do what the man says, Artie.. Mac reaches near the timekeeper’s area and grabs a steel chair, closing it up. Paul Freedom starts to get to his feet and he turns around RIGHT INTO A CHAIR SHOT TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! Mac then climbs on top of Freedom and begins to hammer away with repeated shots to the face, until DUNCAN SHEPARD moves over and yanks him away! The Commander and the Cowboy then begin to brawl wildly!Arthur La Forge: Good for Duncan Shepard! He saw something awful going down and put a stop to it! Mary DeSue: I think Mac wasn’t happy that Paul eliminated Amber! Arthur La Forge: I think that’s 100% accurate, and it looks like Mac just took the poor kid out of the match! The cameras cut away to Paul Freedom, who is starting to bleed heavily from a laceration on the top of his head. He rolls over and attempts to use the bent steel chair to get up but he’s out of it and falls back down. Meanwhile, Duncan Shepard runs at Mac and CLOTHESLINES him over the barricade and they both spill into the crowd! ISAAC still recovering on the other side of the arena, and Cypher has rolled into the ring to avoid the carnage…except the countdown has started once again."Die Die Die My Darling" by Metallica starts to play as we see a black coffin get basically yeeted out of the entranceway and it goes crashing down to the end of the rampway. The coffin springs up and we see the door pop off to reveal Ataxia! He leaps out of the coffin cackling like a madman as everyone in the ring backs up just a bit from seeing "The Messiah Pariah". Ataxia points right to Cypher and Cypher backs away for a moment as Ataxia reaches into the coffin and pulls out…a mirror! Ataxia slides into the ring and hands Cypher the mirror. Cypher smiles and poses for a moment. Ataxia bulldogs Cypher into the ring right onto the mirror!Ataxia: HERE’S YOUR RECEIPT!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Ataxia laughs madly in Cypher’s face, which is all scratched up by the impact from the mirror. He has pieces of glass hanging out of his cheeks, blood beginning to run out of the cuts.Cypher: WHAT THE [BLEEP] YOU [BLEEPING] [BLEEP] Arthur La Forge: I realize this is PPV but I still would like to not get kicked off! Mary DeSue: Those censor buttons come in handy! Arthur La Forge: Violence, okay, swearing, not okay! “The Superior Design” charges at Ataxia, looking to make him pay for messing up his moneymaker. He goes for a clothesline but Ataxia ducks and sends Cypher into the ropes. He rebounds and Ataxia immediately takes him down with the mandible claw! Cypher’s eyes go wide as he struggles to free himself from Ataxia’s grip. It’s not use as Ataxia wraps him up and takes him down to the mat, fully locking in the hold. Cypher struggles on the mat and starts laying into Ataxia with right hands but the costumed freak refuses to let go, responding with a gleeful laugh. Eventually Cypher manages to power up to a standing base. He then lifts up Ataxia and plants him with a back suplex, forcing him to break the hold!Arthur La Forge: Ataxia doesn’t have the best record in Level Up, but I’m not sure he cares. Mary DeSue: Seems like he’s here just to hurt as many people as he can. Arthur La Forge: Not even that, he wants to cause mayhem. If he can do that, he considers it a successful night. Mary DeSue: Well he’s probably perfect for this match then! Meanwhile Mac and Duncan are continuing to brawl in the crowd. Bane manages to get the advantage by grabbing one of the red cups from the crowd and splashing the contents in to the Commander’s face! Mac then runs him over with a clothesline, tipping the rest of the beer over Duncan’s back. He stomps on Shepard for good measure, then grabs another red cup and downs it to raucous cheers from the crowd. Shepherd is slowly getting up and Mac grabs him, but Duncan resists, elbowing him in the stomach. He forces Mac to loosen his grip with another elbow, then leans back and connects with a KROGAN HANDSHAKE! The nasty headbutt finally frees Duncan from Mac’s grip. Bane stumbles away and Duncan sizes him up. He crouches down, then as soon as Mac turns back to him he pounces - BIOTIC CHARGE! The spear sends both men further into the crowd, knocking over a few unlucky fans!Arthur La Forge: Are we even sure Mac Bane and Duncan Shepard are coming back for this match? Mary DeSue: Who knows? I just hope those fans don’t sue! Inside the ring, Cypher is working over Ataxia, choking him out in the corner with his foot. Satisfied, Cypher backs up into the opposite corner and lines Ataxia up. He charges forward, going for a corner dropkick, BUT HE’S SUDDENLY POLEAXED BY ISAAC! The big man comes charging out of leftfield and boots Cypher in the mush! The huge big boot sends Cypher sprawling, but ISAAC isn’t done. He lifts up Cypher onto his shoulder, preparing to smash him onto the canvas…but Cypher manages to wriggle free! ISAAC turns around, looking to punish him…BOOM, HEADSHOT! The superkick staggers ISAAC, and he turns around right into a dropkick by Ataxia! ISAAC falls to a knee, still not completely knocked over. Cypher bounces off the ropes … DOWNLOAD COMPLETE! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO! ISAAC manages to kick out!Arthur La Forge: It’s surprising to me that Cypher was almost the one to pin ISAAC! Mary DeSue: I mean he had help, which seems to be the story of the match. Arthur La Forge: Cypher’s a smart guy. He knows when to pick his spots. In the crowd, Duncan is walking Mac back to the ring. He tosses him over the guardrail and follows him over, fans reaching out to get a piece of one of Level Up’s top stars. Shepard picks up Mac, then places him in the powerbomb position. Hauling up the big Texan, he POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING! Bane roars in pain, clutching his spine on the ground. Duncan then grabs Cypher’s feet from under him and pulls him out of the ring! He pummels “The Superior Design” with some rights and lefts. Cypher manages to block one and throw back a shot of his own, but Shepard just shakes his head at the nerd’s poor attempt at a hard punch. Suddenly Cypher shoves Shepard away from him…AND HE’S TAKEN OUT BY A FLYING ATAXIA! Tax connects with a flying crossbody that sends both men sprawling on the floor.Arthur La Forge: LOOK OUT! Mary DeSue: This thing is getting out of control! Stepping over the carnage, Cypher sizes up the recovering Mac, nailing him with a gut kick. He rocks Bane with a yakuza kick, then ends the combination with a double-knee facebuster! Pulling Mac up, he looks to whip him into the steel steps … NO! Bane reverses the whip, sending Cypher flying into the steps shoulder first! The impact knocks off the top half of the steps, sending them tumbling to the ground. Mac stands on the bottom half of the steps and grabs Cypher’s legs, slingshotting him right into the steel post! Cypher bounces off the post and is all groggy. Bane lifts Cypher up, charges across the outside … THE RIDE ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Mac rolls Cypher into the ring and hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO! Cypher gets a shoulder up!.
Just as Cypher manages to avoid elimination the countdown begins for the next entrant…The lights fade to blood red, and the screen comes to life with heavy static, showing a silhouette of a woman standing in a barren warehouse, smoking a cigarette. The rumble of thunder gives away to the driving rock beat of "You Make Me Sick" and that sedate image melts away as though doused in acid. The scenes flow between shots of Kitty’s life outside the ring, to match footage revealing a dark-haired woman beating the holy hell out of both men and women. The veteran herself steps out at the top of the ramp alone, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she rolls her shoulders, getting ready for battle. She's followed closely by her husband Hunter Donimari as she strides purposefully towards the ring, pausing every few feet to glare haughtily at the fans that have the audacity to try and reach out to touch her. She slides under the bottom rope, languidly doing a very cat-like yoga stretch while the crowd showers her with hatred. She seems utterly oblivious although there’s definite malice in her eyes as she pulls her hair back into a messy ponytail, securing it with a plain black elastic band.Mr. Rad: Entering at #12, it’s KITTY DARK! Arthur La Forge: This is interesting. Kitty hasn’t appeared for Level Up before but she’s currently the Splat Multiversal Champion! Mary DeSue: Aren’t they one of our affiliates? Arthur La Forge: Yes they are! And it’s another champion coming over here, which speaks highly of Level Up! Kitty Dark slides into the ring and starts trading blows with Mac. After some back-and-forth she gains the advantage and whips Mac off the ropes. He rebounds and she slides under him, forcing Bane to jump over her. He bounces off the ropes again and this time Kitty takes him down with a spinning heel kick! Cypher is now up and he swings wildly at Kitty. He ducks it and hooks his head, driving him down into the mat with a Russian leg sweep! She ducks under the second rope and barks at Bane to get up. He slowly does, and she springs off the top rope, connecting with a springboard bulldog! She stands and taunts to the crowd, just as Ataxia rolls back into the ring. He tries to sneak up on her but she turns around just in time and nails him with a low blow! She hooks his head, VIXEN DRIVER! Cover!
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TWO!
NO! Ataxia kicks out.Arthur La Forge: Ataxia still manages to stick around, although I’m not sure how. Mary DeSue: He’s too crazy to know he’s hurt! Arthur La Forge: That might be true. EMT’s have finally gotten to Paul Freedom and are starting to take him to the back as we cut back to the in ring action. Kitty Dark is looking a bit frustrated as she kicks Ataxia in the ribs after he kicked out. She keeps kicking Ataxia until she is grabbed from behind by ISSAC! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Mac Bane gets up and see's Ataxia on the mat, and he reaches down to pick him up. Cypher gets up and is smiling, waiting for Ataxia to get his due from Bane. Mac Bane grins and hugs Ataxia who hugs him right back. Cypher is confused as Mac Bane irish whips Ataxia, who does a running leaping summersault headbutt right into Cypher! Mac Bane eyes up ISSAC and Mac runs to the opposing ropes to build up speed! ISSAC runs forward, just as Duncan Shepard gets up and charges for a Biotic Charge behind ISSAC. ISSAC doesn't see Duncan Shepard behind him as he is focusing on Mac Bane who leaps off the second rope to hit a flying back elbow to ISSAC just as Shepard hits him from the other side with the Biotic Charge!! Ataxia lays next to Cypher, who's holding his head, as Bane and Shepard lock up once again!Arthur La Forge: Here we go again with these two! Mary DeSue: You get the feeling they might be the final two? Because I do. Bane and Shepard lock up in a test of strength while Kitty Dark starts to get up and runs to the back of Bane and hits him with a superkick to the back of the head. Duncan Shepard grabs Mac Bane by the head and slaps him into "Neural Shock" as Kitty turns as Ataxia gets to his feet grabbing his head. She runs up behind Ataxia and hits him with a bulldog! She picks up Ataxia and tosses him into the ropes, she sets him up for a back body drop, but Ataxia puts on the brakes, drops down, backfirst, onto the canvas, and reaches up slapping Kitty in the face with a "HAI FRAND". ISSAC gets up and bumps into, an also just standing, Cypher who kicks ISSAC in the shin. ISSAC just glares at Cypher and tries to grab him. Cypher heads out of the ring running, followed by ISSAC. Mac Bane is not submitting to the standing dragon sleeper so Duncan Shepard switches it into "Overdrive"! Cover by Duncan Shepard!
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Ataxia sees what's going on and rushes to the closest corner.
TWO...LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF SHEPARD FROM ATAXIA!!!Arthur La Forge: Why in the heck did he do that? Ataxia broke up the pinfall attempt! Mary DeSue: Why does he do anything? Do you think I know? Nobody knows! Arthur La Forge: I mean, that’s fair. He is an enigma. Mary DeSue: You’d better not let him hear you say that! Arthur La Forge: Mary that’s not…nevermind. 20 seconds into "I am the Slime" by Frank Zappa begins to play, soon followed by Johnny Hitmaker who's in Canada's Greatest Athlete mode. The fans' reactions, as always, are mixed; he seems to be more prone to boos outside The UGWC, not that he was cheered too often, unless he was hopping off his ever-popular catchphrase, it's apparent that the fans love to hate to love him... or is that hate to love to hate him? Anyway, he crosses his arms and shakes his head in disgust at the masses of humanity, so when he thinks no one's looking, he simply tickled pink at the reaction he's receiving. Then he allows a smirk to crawl across his face, followed by blowing unsolicited kisses at the fans as he makes his way down the aisle. This merely either incites them to jeer even more or pop even bigger. Then, he stomps up the ring steps, and with his back to the fans, he closes his eyes and raises both arms in the air, finishing off with holding up both pointer fingers. He holds this pose for a few moments before entering the ring, clasping his hands in anticipation for the potential massacre that's to follow.Mr. Rad: At #13…for some reason, it’s JOHNNY HITMAKER! Arthur La Forge: I…I can’t believe what we’re seeing. Mary DeSue: WHY would he enter himself into this thing? Doesn’t he have an entire stable of clients? Arthur La Forge: Don Tirri is going to be mad he missed out on the chance to punch him. Whatever confidence Johnny had upon entering the ring, it’s all gone the second he notices the masked madman Ataxia staring at him. Johnny holds his hands up as Ataxia holds out his hand. Johnny is hesitant but he grabs it and…HAMMERLOCK BY ATAXIA…wait…Ataxia reaches around with his free hand and…MANDIBLE CLAW!!Arthur La Forge: That’s one of Ataxia’s finishing moves… We hear papers rustle at the desk.Arthur La Forge: ...I AM NOT SAYING THAT!!! Mary DeSue: So that’s a “Hungarian Reach Around!... Johnny is screaming as Ataxia has the claw/sleeper hold combo on him until Cypher runs into the ring and hits Ataxia from behind. Ataxia let’s go of Johnny and turns only to get hit in the face with a running high knee to the head from ISSAC! Johnny slides under the bottom rope and dives into Ataxia’s black coffin and slides the lid on top of him! Cypher smiles for just a second until Kitty Dark goes for a roll up.ONE... KICKOUT BY CYPHER. [/i] Arthur La Forge: Kitty Dark still trying to get her first elimination… Mary DeSue: And Cypher’s just trying to survive. Arthur La Forge: At least Johnny realized he was in over his head and got out of there. Shepard and Bane get up at the same time and start punching the hell out of each other with lefts and rights as ISSAC grabs Ataxia and lifts him up over his head and tosses him at Kitty Dark! Ataxia shifts midair and hits a cross body on Kitty! Ataxia rolls off of her and back onto his feet. ISSAC starts moving forward and Ataxia runs towards him. He goes underneath ISSAC's legs and comes out the other side and leaps up into the arms of Cypher. Cypher looks at Ataxia then at ISSAC and sees Kitty Dark getting on her hands and knees behind ISSAC to try to stand and charges forward with Ataxia like a battering ram and they knock ISSAC over thanks to Kitty taking out his knees! Duncan Shepard and Mac Bane keep beating the hell out of each other and go to the outside of the ring just as the next entrant countdown starts.“And There was Light!”
The lights turn into a mixture of turquoise and purple, flickering about the arena as the short keyboard-intro of “And there was Light” by Illnath plays through the PA-system. A single white spotlight focuses on the end of the rampway as the song kicks into its first verse. On the short bridge, “Queen Machine” Jenny walks through the curtains, crawling on all fours. She stops at the top of the ramp and rise up to her knees, surveying the crowd. As the strong vocals of the song kick up again she bounces up to her feet and stalks her way down the aisleway.Mr. Rad: Making her way out at #14…it’s the Queen Machine…JENNY! Arthur La Forge: Oh here we go, one of the heavy hitters, guaranteed. Mary DeSue: Who hasn’t been a heavy hitter? Arthur La Forge: Wank. Johnny. Mary DeSue: Give Johnny a chance, maybe he’ll…nevermind. I can’t say that with a straight face. Jenny slides into the ring in lieu of her entire entrance and immediately surveys the field. She spots Kitty Dark starting to get up and a wicked grin forms on her face as she moves around to her back and hooks up her arms, before DROPPING HER FACE FIRST WITH ENTER THE MACHINE! Kitty might not have even been aware Jenny had entered the match, but she knows it now! Queenie makes the cover!
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: KITTY DARK has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Jenny hasn’t even been out here a minute and she’s already made an impact! Mary DeSue: As the match goes on, people get beat up and fresher people take advantage! Arthur La Forge: You’re not wrong. It’s one of the benefits of later entries. Ataxia gets to his feet and the two spot each other, likely remembering their encounter last year. Cypher looks over at her and motions that they should work together. He offers Tax his hand and the lunatic accepts it. Jenny braces herself as the two start moving over to her, before Ataxia steps back and shoves Cypher forward, laughing, and Jenny DROPS HIM WITH THE CROWNING! Cypher holds his head in pain and rolls out of the ring, but Jenny ignores him. She’s too busy staring at the laughing Ataxia, and then begins to laugh herself! They start to move closer and closer, preparing to face off…until ISAAC moves over and wipes them both out with a double clothesline!Arthur La Forge: I never thought I’d say this but thank goodness for ISAAC. That was getting creepy. Mary DeSue: I don’t need another creepy-off like last year! Arthur La Forge: You and me both. ISAAC makes his way over to the Duncan-Mac brawl, where Mac is currently executing a double handed choke on the Commander against the ropes. He clubs the SCW World Champion in the back with a double axehandle to put a stop to that, before grabbing him by the head and neck and chucking him outside the ring. He then frowns at Shepard, as it seems the Game Changers’ brute has saved Shepard all for himself. To prove that, he raises one hand up and brings it down onto the chest of Duncan, nearly caving it in with an overhead chop. Shepard steps out of the corner right into the grip of ISAAC, who throws him overhead and behind him with a belly to belly suplex! Duncan crashes hard and slides out of the ring, right as Cypher slides in with the bent chair that cracked Paul Freedom’s skull earlier! ISAAC doesn’t quite turn around in time as Cypher slams the bent chair right into his shoulder! ISAAC drops to a knee and Cypher opens the chair, as best he can, before running off the ropes, springboarding up the chair and diving onto ISAAC…WHO CATCHES HIM.Arthur La Forge: Well that backfired. Mary DeSue: This isn’t good at all! Ataxia and Jenny start to get up and ISAAC roars before tossing Cypher onto the pair of them, knocking all three down. He then turns around into a dropkick from Duncan Shepard! ISAAC takes a step back, and suddenly Mac Bane is back in the ring and hits him with a big boot! The big man still won’t go down, so Mac and Duncan again work together and grab him on each end, flipping him back with a DOUBLE SUPLEX! Both men cover ISAAC for the elimination!
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ISAAC shoves both of them off! Queenie sees the opportunity and jumps onto the ropes, then off with a springboard senton! All three now cover!
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THR--ISAAC POWERS THEM ALL OFF!Arthur La Forge: Starting to think this guy is a little too OP! Mary DeSue: What’s it gonna take to eliminate him?! Arthur La Forge: A coordinated effort from everyone, likely. Jenny gets up to her feet and like any other Queen, she decides to direct traffic. She steps up the bent chair, which doesn’t look long for this world, and has Mac and Duncan lift ISAAC up. They do, and she grabs him around the head, looking to hit The Crowning onto the chair! But before she can, ISAAC lifts her up in the air and tries to toss her behind him, but she lands on her feet. ISAAC then turns and clobbers Duncan with a headbutt before spinning on his feet and running at Mac to clothesline him out of the ring! Jenny sneaks up behind and tries to hit Enter the Machine, but ISAAC drops to a knee and snapmares her over. She pops up, runs, bounces off the ropes and wraps her legs around ISAAC’s head, hitting a Jennycanrana that sends him stumbling forward, RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM ATAXIA! Both of the stranger wrestlers cover!
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THR--NO! ISAAC powers them off! Ataxia and Jenny look at ISAAC, then at each other, then start laughing! The crowd is amazed by their reaction, then pops when the two immediately go outside the ring to start looking for weapons. Then the countdown begins…“Smile” by Katy Perry kicks up over the speakers and a series of blue and purple pyro goes off as pictures of Emily appear across the screen behind her as she appears and begins to skip her way to the ring, slapping hands with fans along the way. She stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks to her right and then to her left, noticing the matches crazy people searching for weapons and tossing them into the ring. She shrugs and joins them, reaching under and pulling out a table, before setting it up!Mr. Rad: Entering the match at #15, it’s EMILY SIMMS! Arthur La Forge: We’re halfway through the field now and Emily Simms is making the smart play here! Mary DeSue: I’d rather work with those two than be against them, that’s for sure. Arthur La Forge: Plus it might help get ISAAC out of there. Simms slides into the ring and it’s a Mexican standoff scenario! Ataxia is holding a trash can lid, Mac Bane a sledgehammer, Jenny’s wrangled a barbed-wire 2x4 somehow, Commander Duncan Shepard is wielding a kendo stick and ISAAC has…two chairs?! The big man has slipped his massive paws into the steel chairs and is dual wielding those suckers! Simms herself is clutching a lead pipe - a little like bringing a knife to a gun fight. ISAAC starts hulking out, swinging his arms wildly and threatening to mow down anyone who gets in his path! Shepard manages to block a blow with his kendo stick, as does Jenny with the 2x4. Ataxia manages to connect with the trash can lid, but it has little effect!Arthur La Forge: Cleanup on aisle four! Mary DeSue: The fact that ISAAC has taken so much punishment and is still moving is very… Arthur La Forge: Impressive? Mary DeSue: Arousing. Arthur La Forge: OK moving right along… Ataxia is taken out by a backswing from ISAAC, the chair smashing into his head and knocking him to the mat. Just when it seems like no one can stop the juggernaut that is ISAAC, Jenny leaps onto the behemoth’s back and starts raking the barbed-wire 2x4 across his face! She laughs gleefully as the jagged wire opens up cuts on ISAAC’s forehead - the giant is officially bloodied! Simms nails ISAAC from behind with the pipe, targeting his knee! ISAAC falls down to one knee and Mac is next, driving the sledgehammer into his gut! Ataxia is back up and now has an actual trash can. He places the metal object over ISAAC’s head, and Shepard follows up with a series of kendo stick shots! Finally ISAAC falls to the mat, the severely dented trash can still wrapped around his upper torso. Seizing the opportunity, Simms heads up to the top rope. She steadies herself and leaps off … STAR’S RISE! Cover!
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NO! Broken up by Cypher!Arthur La Forge: HUH?! Mary DeSue: WTF?!?! Cypher throws Simms out of the ring and scurries into the cover.
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NO! Broken up by Mac.Arthur La Forge: Hoo boy. Mary DeSue: Daddy Bane ain’t gonna be too happy about this. Mac grabs Cypher by the hair and lifts him up, staring a black hole into his eyes. The infuriated Texan nails the nerd with a head butt, then clotheslines him out of the ring. Mac turns back looking to make the cover on ISAAC, but The Faction’s heavyweight manages to roll away, slipping under the bottom rope and dropping down to the outside. Mac pounds the canvas in frustration, then turns around right into a brutal kendo stick shot from Duncan! Shepard’s swing knocks Mac to the mat, and then he follows it up with a stinging shot to his back! Ataxia tries to charge Mac with the trash can lid but catches a kendo stick to the face for his punishment! The Queen Machine is next, but she is able to block Duncan’s shot with her 2x4! The two start swinging the weapons like lightsabers!Arthur La Forge: [Humming Duel of the Fates] Mary DeSue: Keep it in your pants nerd. Arthur La Forge: You can’t deny that this is pretty cool. Mary DeSue: All I know is Han shot first. The two jedi continue dueling until Duncan manages to block a high shot by Jenny and kick her in the gut. He then unloads on her back, connecting with at least 10 shots with the kendo stick! Duncan, feeling himself, then swings around to take out whoever’s next…but it’s EMILY Simms! He almost decks her with the stick but stops himself just in time. The two partners stare at one another, both holding their weapons aloft. Before either can make a move, the countdown begins…The lights go out. An electric guitar plays before a single word appears on the Jumbotron. “BUSTER”. Then another guitar riff and the word ”GLOVES”. The lights return to the arena and Buster Gloves emerges from the tunnel. Guile’s theme song from Street Fighter II is being shredded on the guitar and Buster Gloves bursts from the tunnel full of energy. He slides into the ring, not even paying a second thought to Cypher who is hiding out by the crowd barrier.Mr Rad: Entering the gauntlet at #16, BUSTER GLOVES! Arthur La Forge: Buster Gloves has been teaming with both Emily and Duncan in recent weeks, this should make for an interesting showdown. Mary DeSue: Aren’t they called the Triangle? Kind of a sus name for a team if you ask me. Arthur La Forge: Will they work as a team, or will alliances shatter here at The Last of Us Part 2? Buster Gloves arriving seems to ease whatever tension there was between Duncan and Simms, and he quickly bumps fists with both of them. Mac Bane is quick to break up the three-way lovefest however, clubbing Duncan from behind! Fortunately for the Commander, BG and Simms jump into action, beating him down with lefts and rights. They whip Mac into the corner, then Buster crouches down to set up Simms. Simms charges out of the corner and connects with a flying spinning heel kick, using Buster as a base!Mary DeSue: This doesn’t seem fair! Arthur La Forge: It’s every person for themselves, but they don’t have to fight right away! Mary DeSue: I guess it’s smart, but it’s gonna suck for everybody else. Struggling to keep from his balance from the heel kick, Buster gets to his feet and grabs the wrist of Mac and Irish whips him over to Duncan, who catches him and lifts him in the air in a spinebuster hold, only dropping him when Buster is close enough to catch Mac with a neckbreaker on the way down. Cypher tries his attempt by grabbing the hair off Emily, but soon pays the price as Buster pops in with a bicycle kick and Simms runs off the opposite ropes and hits a clothesline with Duncan hitting a leg sleep at the same time for some high and low action.Mary DeSue: Definitely gonna suck for everybody else. Arthur La Forge: We saw a sample of this at EXP 21. These three dominated their opponents with teamwork a lot like this! Mary DeSue: And if they keep it up… Arthur La Forge: We might be looking at the winner out of these three right here! Emily slides under the bottom rope and grabs Jenny and tosses her into the ring, and meanwhile Buster goes out of the ring and grabs the fallen Ataxia and puts him in the ring as well. When Buster and Emily enter back into the ring themselves, Duncan approaches them, and they talk amongst themselves for a moment. Buster and Emily nod as she starts climbing to the top rope while Buster and Duncan lift both Jenny and Ataxia up and onto their shoulders for an Electric Chair hold. Emily gets to the top rope and slowly and steadily stands up before jumping off, hitting both Jenny and Ataxia with a dropkick, sending them both off Buster and Duncan shoulders for a version of the Doomsday Device. Arthur La Forge: Amazing! A double Doomsday Device on both Jenny and Ataxia! Mary DeSue: Who even thinks of something like that? As Jenny and Ataxia roll out of the ring, it leaves Buster, Duncan, and Emily to be left, or so they thought. Suddenly, climbing onto the edge of the ring stands the most destructive man of this entire match, ISAAC. Outnumbered, but no care in the world. ISAAC enters the ring and the three start ganging up on him. However, ISAAC starts fighting back, hitting punch after punch on each of the three, but the number games is too much as Simms chops the knee of ISAAC, and all three start to wail down on the exhausted beast of a man. Buster and Duncan lift ISAAC up and hooks him and lifts him in the air for a double suplex as Emily runs and kicks ISSAC in the face while they bring him down with a double Brain Buster as the countdown begins….Koochy begins to play. 13 seconds in, the words "Android 69" appear on the screen. Once the robotic voice begins "singing", The Masked Machinist comes out, remote control in hand, fidgeting with it before turning it back towards the Gorilla position. Then, out comes none other than Android 69 doing the robot, which he invented, as well as pelvic thrusting towards the ladies of this fine city... but only if they consent... which they always do. MM keeps trying to get A69 back on track, until they've finally reached the ring. A69 spots Johnny Hitmaker peeking out from the coffin he’s hiding in and starts marching over to him, even with The Johnny waving him away.Mr. Rad: Entering at #17 is ANDROID 69! Arthur La Forge: And it seems the robot has already found its first victim! Mary DeSue: I’m sure he’s just gonna work it, I mean, work with Johnny! Arthur La Forge: Johnny’s about to have an experience he won’t soon forget… A69 hops into the coffin with Johnny and starts to spoon with him. The coffin starts "moving" in an interesting way as we cut away to avoid censorship from Twitch. Simms, Gloves, and Shepard stand watching this for a moment as Bane gets up and hits Shepard in the back of the head with a bulldog, going over the top rope, and slamming Shepard's neck into the top rope! Shepard falls back grabbing his throat as Simms and Gloves turn to check on him. There is a loud whistle as Gloves turns to get hit with a lou thez press by Ataxia, who slams his fingers down Gloves' throat going for a mandible claw hold! Gloves shoulders are on the mat...
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BREAKUP BY SIMMS!
Mary DeSue: Well why’d she do that?
Arthur La Forge: Why’d she save an ally? They’ve been working very well together!
Simms gets up as Gloves starts to recover only to turn to get decked in the face by Jenny! Cypher gets up and tries to pick a target only to be grabbed from behind by ISSAC. ISSAC lifts up Cypher and Military Press Slams him into the mat as he walks over and grabs Ataxia! Bane grabs Shepard and pulls him under the bottom rope and the two start brawling again as the black coffin breaks apart. The Masked Machinist is grabbing at A69 trying to get him off Johnny Hitmaker!Arthur La Forge: I don’t want to know what happened in that coffin. Mary DeSue: It’s love, Artie. Don’t judge. Arthur La Forge: I’m sure Johnny feels differently about it than the robot does. The Masked Machinist finally gets A69 to let go of Johnny who runs and almost runs into Mac Bane and Duncan Shepard on the outside. He bolts back and makes it over to the announcers table and crouches down next to Mary and Arthur.Arthur La Forge: Um, greetings Johnny. Mary DeSue: Yeah, hi. Johnny Hitmaker: Things are going SPLENDIDLY IN THIS MATCH, if I do say so! Arthur La Forge: What about the… Johnny Hitmaker: I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS! I’m just…gonna sit here and watch. Buster Gloves goes up top and dives off hitting Mac Bane in the back of the head with a top rope dropkick! Shepard shakes the cobwebs out and picks up Bane and slingshots him into the ring barrier. Jenny and Emily Simms are locked up and Jenny kicks Emily in the gut. "Bow Down!" but no cover as ISSAC grabs Jenny from behind and German suplexes her! A69 gets back into the ring and starts making a pelvic thrust motion toward Simms! Shepard and Gloves see this and slide into the ring only to have someone else intercept...ATAXIA??? Ataxia reaches out and...MANDIBLE CLAW TO THE JUNK!!! A69 starts hopping up and down, unsure of what to do, as Ataxia locks it in on his knees in front of A69 and shakes his head. From this angle it looks like he's...we cut away to the announcers tableArthur La Forge: THIS PAY PER VIEW BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!! Mary DeSue: Reminder to hit that heart and follow button kids...And you're worried about my cursing when s[bleep] like that happens! Arthur La Forge: Oh! Just in time…another entrant! SOMEONE BREAK UP THAT HOLD!! No theatrics, nothing fancy, Nocturne simply emerges from the back and walks to the ring with a determined gait.Mr. Rad: Making her way to the ring at #18…NOCTURNE! Arthur La Forge: Much like others, Nocturne has a chance to really turn things around here with a win. Mary DeSue: Yeah, and everyone else is so beat up she might be able to pick them off. Arthur La Forge: Anything to add, Mr. Hitmaker? Johnny stays uncharacteristically silent as Nocturne slides into the ring and gets a good eyeful at the bizarre situation in front of her. She decides to leave that situation alone and spots the large ISAAC moving towards her. Nocturne moves at full speed and hits the big man with the Breakthrough Starshot, which knocks him through the ropes and out of the ring! Cypher is in next, still trying to pick his spots, but Nocturne runs at him before he can get the chance. He attempts a forearm but she slides underneath, pops up behind and grabs him in the inverted DDT position, before spinning with it to hit the PATH TO DECAY! Cypher clutches the back of his head and rolls away. Before Nocturne can react, Jenny locks her up and attempts Enter the Machine, but Nocturne drops to her knees and backpedals through the legs of Jenny, before hitting a simple back suplex!Arthur La Forge: Nocturne is on fire right now! She must have spent weeks preparing for this! Mary DeSue: How does ANYONE prepare for this? Arthur La Forge: Ask her, she’s doing rather well for herself. A69 is still trying to get out of the rather…unique submission hold Ataxia has it in, but suddenly gets an unlikely save when Nocturne runs past Ataxia, springboards off the ropes and hits THE WITCHING HOUR to the back of Tax’s head! Tax stumbles forward into the grip of Android 69, who starts thrusting into him with FIVE-PLAY! With the full nelson (and humping) on the masked man, Nocturne sees her chance, jumping up on the ropes and hitting ANOTHER WITCHING HOUR! Ataxia falls and A69 turns its attentions elsewhere as Nocturne covers!
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: ATAXIA has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Wow! Some unlikely teamwork there and the masked madman is gone! Johnny Hitmaker: Android 69 is VERY FRIENDLY! Mary DeSue: Yeah, I’m sure you know more than anyone! Johnny Hitmaker: I WILL HAVE YOUR JOB! Nocturne pops up to her knees and begins cheering herself on, before trying to pump the crowd. She’s clearly overcome with emotion at getting some success in the match so far. She starts to get up when suddenly she’s grabbed from behind from Mac Bane, who DRIVES HER HEADFIRST INTO THE MAT WITH BRANDED. Mac rolls her over and hooks the leg with a cover!
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THREE!!Mr. Rad: NOCTURNE has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Damn it! That didn’t seem fair! Mary DeSue: She shoulda kept her eye on the ball! Arthur La Forge: Maybe but Mac seemed a little too happy to ruin her moment. Mac gets up laughing at the boos he’s getting from the Level Up faithful. Meanwhile on the outside, a brawl has erupted involving Duncan Shepard, Emily Simms, Buster Gloves, Jenny, Android 69, ISAAC and Cypher. Mac chooses to stay in the ring soaking in the boos, but suddenly they turn to cheers as PAUL FREEDOM emerges from the back, bloody bandage on his head and A BASEBALL BAT IN HAND! He slides into the ring and stares down Mac Bane, but before anything can happen the countdown begins again…"DNA" by Kendrick Lamar blares over the speakers as Bryan Ford walks out onto the stage. He makes his way down the ramp walking with a swagger as he reaches the apron. He leaps onto the edge but instead of entering the ring, he suddenly runs and DIVES OFF THE APRON WITH A SOMERSAULT ONTO THE BRAWLING GROUP OF PEOPLE!Mr. Rad: At #19, please welcome back to Level Up…BRYAN FORD! Mary DeSue: Ohhhhhh I missed him! Arthur La Forge: Last year Bryan Ford entered at #3 and lasted nearly FORTY MINUTES. This is a much better number for him! With everyone on the floor taken out for the moment, Mac dares Paul Freedom to come at him. The rookie swings with the bat and Mac absorbs the blow and catches the weapon, but is suddenly caught unaware when Freedom jams a thumb into his eye! Freedom begins to recklessly batter him with a series of rights and left, before kicking Mac in the shin and using all of the momentum he can to execute an Irish whip in the corner! Freedom takes a moment and charges in on for Bane to get his boot up into the kid’s face! Paul drops to a knee and Mac picks him up, ramming his head into the top turnbuckle. He then lifts him and places him up, before attempting to navigate and climb up there himself.Arthur La Forge: Oh no, what is Mac doing? Mary DeSue: I think he’s gonna end this man’s entire career. Arthur La Forge: For what? Getting a legal elimination? Not staying down? This is too far. The wrestlers on the floor have started to get up and fight amongst themselves again. Mac shakily stands on the top rope and lifts Paul up so that he’s next to him, then wraps his arm around the rookie’s head. The crowd begins to boo as it seems Mac is gonna hit Branded from the top to the ring, which would definitely end his career, but before he can, Paul hits an elbow that might have aimed for the abdomen, but seems to have caught Bane a little low as well! Mac begins to double over and Freedom, adrenaline surging through him, actually attempts to lift Mac Bane onto his shoulders…he can’t QUITE hold him, so HE THROWS MAC AND HIMSELF OFF THE TOP WITH A USA DROP ONTO THE BRAWLING CROWD OF WRESTLERS!!!!!Mary DeSue: HOLY [BLEEP]! Arthur La Forge: That was the most insane thing I’ve ever seen in my life! Paul tried that USA Drop, a death valley driver from the top, but Mac was too big so he just aimed them both at the crowd of everyone else! Mary DeSue: I can’t…what in the hell is going through these people’s minds?! Arthur La Forge: A shot at the Final Boss title, that’s what! Emily Simms and Bryan Ford seem to have avoided most of the damage and have moved away from the pile of bodies, each rolling into the ring. They spot each other and Simms charges, wraps her legs around his head and goes for a headscissors, but the agile and more experienced Ford cartwheels out of it! He spins around and she hits him with an uppercut then runs off the ropes and tries for a running knee, but Ford sidesteps, runs off the ropes himself and Simms turns around right into the B-FORD AND AFTER! The bicycle kick catches Simms flush and Ford falls on top in the cover!
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Buster and Duncan try to slide in the ring and break it up…
THREE!! They’re too late!Mr. Rad: EMILY SIMMS has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Bryan Ford picks up his first elimination, and neither Duncan Shepard nor Buster Gloves seem all that happy about it! Mary DeSue: Yeah well they should have been quicker. One of them, anyway… Ford gets to his feet and spies Jenny sliding in, so he moves to continue the fight with her. He attempts his bicycle kick again, but Jenny moves out of the way. Ford spins around and she jumps up and hits a Jennycanrana! Ford lands and then scoots out to the apron. Queenie moves over and he grabs her by the head, dropping her face first against the top rope. She stumbles back and he leaps in with a slingshot spear! And the cover!
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No! Jenny kicks out! Meanwhile, Duncan and Buster are now both trying to console Emily on the outside, who seems upset and just walks to the back. With Emily gone…Shepard and Gloves begin to blame each other for her elimination.Arthur La Forge: Oh that is not good. Mary DeSue: Well it’s OBVIOUS whose fault it is! Arthur La Forge: Who? Mary DeSue: If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you. With wrestlers beginning to recover, Duncan and Buster arguing and Jenny and Ford both getting up in the ring, the countdown begins again…The fast guitar riff for “Reborn Through Failure” hits the speakers and once the vocals kick in Chelsea makes her way out onto the entrance ramp ready for battle.Mr. Rad: Entering at #20…CHELSEA SKYE! Following her ring introduction Chelsea makes her way down to the ring slapping hands with the occasional fan along the way.Arthur La Forge: A great number for Skye, who has been trying to find her footing in Level Up! Mary DeSue: Yeah, we’ll see if she can pull this off…I’m more interested in the argument at ringside! Shepard and Gloves are still arguing as Chelsea Skye runs up and grabs both of them from behind. Noggin Knocker! A meeting of the minds between the remaining “Triangle” members on the outside as Chelsea Skye slides in and makes a b line right for Jenny! Jenny goes for a clothesline, Chelsea Skye ducks, turns, and superkicks Jenny in the face! Bryan Ford grabs Chelsea and throws her into the ropes. He goes for a back body drop, but Chelsea Skye puts on the brakes. Superkick from Skye to Ford’s head sends him down. A69 gets back into the ring and he charges at Skye as ISSAC starts to get back into the ring. Cypher looks over and see’s Mac Bane and Paul Freedom still recovering. Wanting none of that Cypher sneaks around the ring out of sight of those in the ring. He spies Johnny Hitmaker still hiding next to the announcers table. Cypher considers it and shakes his head as Johnny Hitmaker mouths “thank you”, and points towards where Gloves and Shepard are. Cypher nods and starts slinking his way over there.Arthur La Forge: I feel like I just witnessed a Scooby Doo episode plot. Mary DeSue: As scripted by James Gunn? Arthur La Forge: No but I got a feeling we’re gonna see some dry humping anyway… In the ring, A69 misses his charge at Skye, who also flips to avoid a lariat from ISAAC. This brings the two big wrestlers, A69 and ISAAC, face to face. ISAAC hits a punch, then A69 hits a robot punch. Surprisingly ISAAC is able to absorb it better than you’d think and the two begin to hit each other with haymakers in a contest to see who goes down first. Cypher moves over to where Buster and Duncan have been going back and forth, with the referees urging them to re-enter the match. As Buster turns to give one of them a piece of his mind, Cypher shoves Duncan into him! Buster, thinking Duncan took a shot at him, returns the favor and a huge brawl breaks out on the floor!Arthur La Forge: So that’s what that was about, you should be ashamed of yourself for that advice, Johnny! Mary DeSue: He’s still not saying anything, I think he’s trying to avoid being seen. Arthur La Forge: Duncan and Buster might have resolved their issues if not for this… Mary DeSue: I mean they’d have to start fighting anyway… Mac Bane and Paul Freedom start to show signs of life finally as Jenny and Bryan Ford start to get up again. Chelsea Skye rushes forward and dropkicks Bryan Ford to the outside, while ISSAC and A69 are still doing their fight in the ring, and Buster Gloves and Duncan Shepard are fighting each other outside of the ring. Chelsea Skye gets up and hits the ropes. Spear to Jenny! Chelsea Skye poses for a moment with the crowd cheering. She calls for “Sky’s The Limit” and turns…only to get clocked by Cypher hitting his ”Boom, Headshot!” superkick! He grabs Chelsea Skye and hits ”Game Over...Cover!
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THREE!!Mr. Rad: Chelsea Skye has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Cypher picks up his first elimination and it’s tough luck for Chelsea Skye. Mary DeSue: Hey…who's that? Cypher is celebrating and he points to Johnny Hitmaker who gives him a thumbs up, but he doesn’t notice from near the rampway that someone has jumped the barricade in a hoodie. The person grabs part of the destroyed coffin of Ataxia and runs into the ring. The person slams the coffin piece into the back of Cypher’s head! The person pulls back the hoodie to reveal…
LISSIE HOPE!!!Arthur La Forge: Looks like Lissie is here to get some revenge on Cypher, he’s been a thorn in her side for the past month! Mary DeSue: She’s not done yet! Lissie drops the coffin piece and picks up Cypher. She sets him up for a double underhook facebuster aka ”Crown of Thorns” into the coffin piece! A69 gets up and starts walking over to Lissie. Lissie rolls out of the ring and gestures to Cypher. A69 looks around and air humps as he picks up Cypher and puts him in “The Big Spoon”...CYPHER TAPS!!!Mr.Rad: Cypher has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Well, that’s gotta be disappointing for him, but Lissie seems to be pleased with herself. Mary DeSue: What’s her deal? Go back to your own company and stop ruining our matches! Centurion too! Damn outsiders… A69 let’s go of Cypher and he gets out of the ring. He spies Lissie sitting on the ring barrier and he gives chase! Just then the counter for the next entrant starts…"Release me"
The two words from the Public Address system in the arena cause the fans in attendance, already on their feet, to react with disdain and unappreciative shouts. Kat Jones, badass Cincinnati native of ill repute methodically makes her way to the top of the ramp from the gorilla position. Her black shorts and knee high boots are more characterizing of her facial expression and attitude toward the scathing crowd, than her highly decorative top full of self expression.
"No remnants were ever found of it Feeling the hot bile With every fake smile Though no evidence was ever found It never went away completely"
Kat walks toward the ring, methodically and without much concern at all, regarding the insults and jeers thrown in her direction.Mr. Rad: Introducing entrant #21...Kat Jones!! Arthur La Forge: Kat Jones has a great number, as we’re nearing the end of this thing. Mary DeSue: FINALLY, feels like we’ve been out here for a week! Kat Jones dives into the ring and quickly low blows the celebrating A69!!! Just as this happens ISSAC gets grabbed from behind by Mac Bane and turned around. Discuss Punch! Duncan Shepard gets back into the ring and charges for Mac Bane hitting a bulldog from behind! Buster Gloves follows suit and grabs ISSAC from behind. Release German Suplex into the turnbuckle post! Paul Freedom gets into the ring and gets hit from behind by Bryan Ford with {b]”Bford & After”[/b]! The Bicycle Kick hits hard sending Paul down to the mat. Kat picks up A69 and hits {b]”DEAD-END”[/b] on A69. As she gets back up she’s grabbed from behind by Jenny… ”Enter The Machine”![/i] Arthur La Forge: It’s getting chaotic in there, as people are scrambling to score eliminations and wrap this up. Mary DeSue: Just wait until #30 comes out. As everyone is trying to get one over on the other we suddenly hear a guttural scream. ISSAC sits up and grabs Buster Gloves by the throat! He tosses Buster Gloves into the turnbuckle post and then charges at Bryan Ford. Ford ducks a clothesline attempt. Kick to the gut! Bford & After!! A69 picks up ISSAC and wails on him with Robot Punches and then tosses him into the ropes. ISSAC bounces off the other side as Mac Bane gets in between A69 and ISSAC. ”The Ride”! Spinbuster from hell by Mac Bane! Jenny hops up to the top turnbuckle…ISSAC starts to get up slowly…JENNYCARANA! Kat Jones rushes forward and picks up ISSAC…KAT-ASTROPHE! Paul Freedom hops up top and hits ”The Impressive Display Of Agility”[/b! Buster Gloves picks up ISSAC and tosses him into the ropes…”The Obliterator”! ISSAC is down. A69 and Bryan Ford pick him up and yell at Duncan Shepard. They toss Issac towards him…”BIOTIC CHARGE”!!! COVER…NO ONE IS BREAKING IT UP!
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THREE!!Mr. Rad: With an insane amount of effort…”The Manbeast” ISSAC has been eliminated!! Phew! The fans are all on their feet chanting ”HOLY S[BLEEP]!HOLY S[BLEEP]!HOLY S[BLEEP]!Arthur La Forge: ISSAC has been eliminated and this capacity crowd has loved every second of it! Everyone came together to get rid of one huge problem! Mary DeSue: This is so unfair to “The Game Changers”! It’s supposed to be everyone for themselves! Duncan gets up and poses for a moment until he’s hit from behind by a Discus Punch by Mac Bane. Mac Bane gets hit by a superkick from Paul Freedom! Buster Gloves hits Paul Freedom with a European Uppercut! A69 hits Buster Gloves with a Robot Punch! A69 gets hit by Bryan Ford with a dropkick! Jenny runs up and hits Bryan Ford with ”The Crowning”. Jenny gets up and gets turned around. Kick to the gut by Kat Jones..”Freaked Out”! Kat Jones stands over the carnage as we see the countdown clock for the next competitor start…The lighting in the arena switches over to a light shade of blue as the uplifting tune of “Fighter” by Mika Nakashima begins to play, the fans looking on in anticipation while already showing their support vocally. As the spoken intro gives way to the beat kicking in, the cheers grow louder and Ahmya makes her way out onto the stage, clad in her chosen gear for the match, currently cloaked by her gorgeous ring coat. The young woman takes in a moment to soak in the adulation before heading down to the ring, a determined smile on her face…looking a bit run down from her earlier match with Victoria Salinas! She slides into the ring and Kat Jones and Ahmya start trading punches as the crowd gets back on its feet again!!Arthur La Forge: You wouldn’t think Ahmya was just in a grueling battle the way she’s going at it with Kat! Mary DeSue: Gotta let that go, there’s a bigger prize up for grabs, I guess. Two of the top female stars in Level Up go at it hammer and tongs! Kat gains the advantage and whips Ahmya into the corner, following her in with a handspring elbow! Shepard charges at Kat, looking to take her out with a big boot but she ducks out of the way and Duncan’s boot connects with Ahmya’s face in the corner! Duncan backs out of the corner, right into an enziguri from Kat! Mac Bane clubs Kat from behind then hooks her by the waist, German suplex! NO! Kat flips completely over and lands on her feet! Bane runs for a lariat but Kat slings him over with LEASHED! Android 69 grabs Kat from behind, looking to lock in a FIVEPLAY! NO! Kat wriggles out of it, kick to the gut, FREAKED OUT! The snap DDT drills A69 into the mat head-first. Suddenly Jenny flies off the top rope, looking for a double axe-handle, but KAT CATCHES HER! WHIPLASH!! Kat is fired up after taking out half the field, and she roars to the crowd!Arthur La Forge: Kat Jones is on fire! Mary DeSue: Somebody pin somebody though! Kat turns back to the ring … right into a pele kick from Paul Freedom! This staggers Kat, who backs up into the corner. Ahmya then charges from the opposite corner where she was left, and connects with a corner splash! Ahmya climbs up to the second rope and begins drilling Kat with right hands, the crowd chanting along!
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TE-NO! Kat counters, slipping out from under Ahmya. With Ahmya, still on the second rope, Kat leans back and drills her with a creative superkick!Arthur La Forge: Once again, Kat gets the best of Ahmya! I’d be interested in seeing those two fight one on one! Mary DeSue: Doesn’t look like she’s done yet… Ahmya slumps against the turnbuckle, and Kat starts scaling the ropes. She lifts Ahmya up to the top rope and hooks her arm, looking for a back suplex off the top! Before she can complete it though, she’s hit from behind by Buster Gloves. Buster pounds on Kat’s back with some hard shots, before also scaling the ropes. He grabs Kat’s legs and lifts her into the electric chair position! All three wrestlers are stacked up in a tower, Ahmya at the top in the suplex position, Kat in the electric chair, and Buster on the bottom rope. The leaning tower looks about to topple over, but not before Bryan Ford and Paul Freedom grab each of Buster’s legs! Ford and Freedom pull back…POWERBOMBING BUSTER, WHO ELECTRIC CHAIRS KAT, WHO BACK SUPLEXES AHMYA!! The tower implodes with bodies strewn everywhere. Arthur La Forge: Oh my god! Another case of everyone taking each other out! There are bodies everywhere! Mary DeSue: This thing is getting nuts! This creates an opening for Jenny, who scurries over and covers Ahmya.
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NO! Ahmya kicks out.
Jenny covers Kat.
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NO! Kat kicks out.
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The lights dim as multiple spotlights rotate throughout the arena. As "Musical Castle 2" begins to play, the spotlights all point to the stage, illuminating a velvet red curtain. At the moment the guitars begin to play, the curtain is drawn open, revealing the imposing figure of Dionysus, holding a Thyrsus in his right hand. He roars out to the crowd, raising the Thyrsus above his head.Mr Rad: Entering at #23, DIONYSUS! Arthur La Forge: The Lord of the Vine has arrived, fresh off his match with EAB earlier tonight. Mary DeSue: It still smells like burning meat in here. Jenny stares down Dionysus from inside the ring, a sick smile on her face. Dionysus ditches his Thyrsus and slides into the ring, as he does Jenny takes a cheapshot, stomping on the “Lord of the Vine” over and over. Dio has barely had a chance to get into the match as Jenny backs him up against the ropes and sizzles his chest with some brutal open-hand chops! She goes for another, but Dion counters, switching places with her and hitting HANDS OF AGGRESSION! Duncan then charges, looking to clothesline both over the top rope, but they duck and send him flying over to the outside.Arthur La Forge: Jenny and Dionysus still have an issue stemming back from Final Fantasy, when Dio took the Courage title from her. Mary DeSue: STOLE, more like. Arthur La Forge: I think anyone with eyes would disagree. Either way, she’s had a problem with him ever since. Dio then grabs Jenny and flips her over with a tiger suplex! Jenny lands right on her head but somehow manages to get back to her feet, groggily stumbling to the ropes. Dio charges Jenny, but she ducks under and sends him over the top rope! Fortunately Dio lands on the apron, avoiding a spill to the outside. Jenny flies at Dion, GOING FOR A SPEAR TO THE OUTSIDE! NO! DIO WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND JENNY’S HEAD AND LOCKS IN THE FIRST ACT USING THE ROPES!Arthur La Forge: That’s not gonna get an elimination but it’ll definitely add to the punishment she’s already received. Mary DeSue: Come on Queenie, get out of it! Johnny Hitmaker, who is standing a few feet away from Jenny and Dio, immediately scurries under the ring to avoid getting involved! Dio wrenches back on Jenny’s head, trying to choke her out! Dio hangs perilously off the ring apron, but manages to hold on using the ropes. Jenny flails her arms around, trying to find a way out of the nasty submission. While this is going on, Ahmya and Kat are going back and forth in the ring. Kat lifts up Ahmya for KAT-ASTROPHE! NO! Ahmya counters the cradle DDT into OYASUMINASAI! Now two wrestlers are under threat of being choked out! Referee Iroquois Pliskin is now split between trying to officiate two submissions!Arthur La Forge: I think the most painful way to be eliminated from this thing would be submission. Mary DeSue: Well yeah, did you see how mad Cypher was earlier when he had to tap out? You’re giving up your dream! Both Jenny and Kat are refusing to give up, but look in tough spots! Meanwhile, Buster Gloves and Paul Freedom are trading blows in the middle of the ring. Buster dodges under a blow from Freedom and grabs his arm. He pulls him forward and hooks his head - locking in THE SOUL CRUSHER! The standing D’Arcy choke compresses Freedom’s airway, and now there’s THREE SUBMISSIONS LOCKED IN! Ref Pliskin is struggling to officiate all three submission holds, doing the best that she can! Bryan Ford looks on in astonishment, just as Mac Bane whacks him from behind! Bane whips Ford off the ropes, and on the rebound takes him down with SNAKE BITE! The iron claw is cinched in! Yet another submission! Bane is digging right into Ford’s eyes with the claw, but then A69 GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! THE BIG SPOON!Arthur La Forge: It’s a submission fest in here! Mary DeSue: And no one’s tapped out yet! Bane keeps the claw locked in despite being trapped in the coquina clutch from A69, as Buster has Freedom in The Soul Crusher, Kat is trapped in Oyasuminasai, and Jenny is trapped in The First Act! As this is going on, the countdown begins…The lights in the arena go out and Peter Vaughn’s face appears on the big tron, darkly smirking down at the fans.[align=center]"This Time... It's Different."[/align]After Vaughn finishes speaking, he begins to laugh. His laughter carries on as the Tron video overtakes his image, beginning with "This Time It's Different" by Evans Blue. Sparks begin to erupt around the stage, showering nearby fans who feel like they're a little too close to the action. As the fireworks die down, Peter Vaughn charges down the entrance ramp.Mr Rad: Coming in at #24, PETER VAUGHN! Arthur La Forge: OH this is a big deal, Peter Vaughn is currently one of the hottest acts in the industry! Mary DeSue: Yeah, and if he’s looking for a title here, he might get it! Arthur La Forge: He’s already a four-time World champion, and no doubt has his eyes set on the Final Boss title to make it five. Mary DeSue: All that from a humble beginning of cleaning toilets. Amazing. Vaughn wastes no time in scaling the apron and heading up to the top rope. He leaps off and drills Dionysus with a diving elbow, smashing the sex symbol into the ring apron and finally freeing Jenny from the chokehold. He slides into the ring, running and jumping over Kat who has reversed the submission on Ahmya and has her locked into the PTO, and nails Buster with GET OUT OF MY RING! The dropkick sends Buster through the ropes and flying to the outside, where he crashes into Duncan Shepard. Vaughn then stomps on Kat, breaking up the PTO. He grabs her and tosses her out of the ring, clearing house. All that’s left is Ahmya and the double submission situation between Mac Bane, A69 and Bryan Ford. Sensing an opportunity, Vaughn heads up to the top rope and steadies himself. He leaps into the air…THE PLUNGE! The shooting star legdrop breaks up both submissions!Arthur La Forge: I question his need to break up submission attempts but I guess if you see an easy target, go for it. Mary DeSue: He might get an elimination anyway! Bane rolls out of the ring from the impact, as does A69. Vaughn covers the remaining Bryan Ford.
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THR-NO! Ford kicks out at the last second!Arthur La Forge: Bryan Ford is still hanging in there. See, Bryan Ford vs. Peter Vaughn, that’s a match you didn’t think you’d see! Mary DeSue: Who gives you that match? LEVEL UP, BAYBEEEE! Frustrated, Vaughn lifts up Ford and sends him flying shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Ford slips through the ropes and out to the outside. Vaughn turns around, coming face-to-face with Ahmya, the only other wrestler in the ring! A little beat up, Ahmya raises her fists and transitions to a fighting stance. Vaughn laughs maniacally, and the two circle one another as the fans get to their feet. The two lock up and Vaughn transitions into a side-headlock. Headlock take-over, Ahmya counters with a head scissors. Vaughn kicks out, and the two are back to a standing base. Out of nowhere, Ahmya connects with a roundhouse kick! The blow rocks Vaughn, and she follows up with a crescent kick, knocking him to his knees! Ahmya tees him up, bounces off the ropes and nails Vaughn with a yakuza kick! Cover!
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Vaughn kicks out.Arthur La Forge: Ahmya is tired and sore, but she’s still giving it her all. Mary DeSue: I’d much rather see her out here fighting than Bert again, that’s all I’m saying. Arthur La Forge: As the Final Boss Champion, Bert was unable to enter. Mary DeSue: And trust me, I’m VERY HAPPY about it. Ahmya lifts Vaughn to his feet and whips him off the ropes. On the rebound, Ahmya ducks down for a back body drop, but Vaughn rolls over her back! He continues charging and leaps over the ropes, taking out Buster and Duncan with a suicide dive! Vaughn lands on his feet, but is immediately clobbered by Bryan Ford, who runs up the steel steps and leaps off, connecting with a jumping double-knee strike! He snapmares Vaughn over then delivers a swift superkick to the back of the head - HANGOVER CURE! He stands over Vaughn, proud of his handiwork, but doesn’t have long to savor the moment as Ahmya leaps off the top rope and lays him out with a flying hurracanrana! Ahmya pops up, but just as she does Mac Bane rounds the corner and lays her out with TEXAS HEAT!Arthur La Forge: Mac Bane is still in there, which is amazing as he came out at #1. Mary DeSue: Not the first time that’s happened, but still surprising! It’s utter chaos on the outside of the ring as the countdown begins…The music slowly starts to play the opening chorus at the stop. The drums start playing followed by the guitar solo. Once the guitar solo starts, Eli Goode walks out with his leather jacket and ring gear on as the lights flash on.Mr Rad: Coming in at #25, it’s ELI GOODE! Arthur La Forge: Eli Goode has arrived! A much better number than last year and a much better reaction from the crowd. Mary DeSue: Oh yeah, they hated him last year. Can’t we go back to that? Goode is up on the apron and is greeted by Jenny, whom he catches with a gamengiri kick! As she stumbles back, he vaults over the top rope and hits her with a hurricanrana! He tries to go for a quick pin but Jenny rolls outside. Goode takes a step back as Mac Bane slides in, tired and wanting to eliminate people so he can win and go home. The former Carnage Wrestling rivals stare each other down briefly, before resuming hostilities. Eli wastes no time in peppering Mac with a series of forearms, forcing him back into the ropes. Mac grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the nearest corner. Arthur La Forge: While they’ve got some time with everybody outside, this is going to be an interesting test. Mary DeSue: Not really, Eli’s much smaller and we know what happens when Eli fights small guys! Arthur La Forge: You act as if Brody pinned him with ease last show. Eli charges in with an elbow, but Goode quickly moves out of the way and he hits nothing but the turnbuckles. Goode races in and Mac back drops him over the top, but Goode lands on the apron. Mac turns around to catch a forearm to the jaw. Goode tries to springboard in with something, but Mac evades him. He doesn't evade the kick to the thigh, however, which sends him scrambling backward. Another one knocks him to a kneel, and Goode hits the ropes, only to get LAID OUT by a lariat from Mac Bane! As Goode tries to get his head back in the game, Mac checks his leg. He then grabs Goode for a suplex, but Eli knees him in the head to force a drop. Mac goes for another lariat, Eli ducks and hits the Pele kick!
Bryan Ford re-enters the fray and gets right in the face of Mac. It seems the fans who remember the Baltimore company are excited, as just seeing Mac, Goode and Ford in the ring together draws tons of cheers. The wrestlers ignore that though, as just when Mac is distracted by Ford, Eli hits him with a chop block! Ford then hits Mac with a series of strikes to force him backwards, his leg now compromised. Eli gets to his feet and Ford changes targets, immediately spinning out with an elbow strike. Goode goes down hard, but Mac has had a brief chance to recover and grabs Ford, launching him halfway across the ring with a belly to belly suplex! Arthur La Forge: Seems we've got a reunion of sorts right now but none of them are happy to see each other! Mary DeSue: Lots at stake here, Artie! And Mac is way above those old places anyway! Bane places Ford in the corner and begins to chop at him, while wrestlers on the outside have begun to stir and fight each other. Mac hits Ford with a huge chop to knock him down, then goes to Eli and hits one on him as well. He gets Goode up in a fireman's carry when suddenly he's hit from behind by Paul Freedom! Goode escapes and the two nod at each other, before wailing away at Bane in the corner! Ford is up and pulls out Freedom, who ducks under his grapple attempt and gets a side headlock. He then runs and drops Bryan Ford face first with the bulldog! Arthur La Forge: Paul Freedom’s been hanging in there too, it’s impressive! Mary DeSue: Yeah well, he spent half the match in the back… Arthur La Forge: After Mac split him open with a chair for no reason! It’s a miracle Freedom can even walk after that chair shot! Mary DeSue: Well he is, so let’s stop crying about it! Freedom grabs Ford and starts attacking him in the corner, while Eli stomps at Mac in the other corner. Suddenly Vaughn is back in with a burst of energy and hits a sling blade on Freedom! Eli looks, almost offended that someone would use a signature of his, before takes a step back, runs at Mac and hits a sling blade on him! Bryan Ford moves over to Vaughn and gets a sling blade for his efforts! Goode and Vaughn get in each others' faces before Goode begins to hit him with a series of forearms! Goode blocks the fifth or six shot, shoves him away, then hits a kick to the stomach, going for a snap DDT, but Goode pulls away, crisscrosses to avoid a strike, then hits an overhead kick! He throws Vaughn into the corner, then points at him, before running in with the shotgun dropkick, but Vaughn catches him in mid-air with a spear! Arthur La Forge: Peter Vaughn is out here proving why he’s the Superstar! Mary DeSue: Way to go, Mary Katherine Gallagher. Arthur La Forge: I would be shocked if anyone understood that reference. Mary DeSue: They’d be a lot cooler if they did! Arthur La Forge: (In his best, which means it’s a bad Matthew McConaughey impression) All right, All right, All right…Here comes another one… Sebastian Everett-Bryce flings his arms wide, staring up with his head covered by the hood of his jacket. He stands in the middle of the ramp, the lights beating down on him, before looking out at the crowd. He wears a long jacket with the hood pulled up over his head, zipped to the waist. The jacket, which is cut away at the bottom and only runs down the back of his legs, is patterned with an elongated Union Flag, but it’s in black and white and appears to be cracked and broken. His tights are short, with the initials SEB emblazoned upon the front. The lights lift, and SEB makes his way to the ring, stretching his neck from side to side as he walks, his eyes focused on the ring. He climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes before standing in the middle of the ring, staring down Peter Vaughn. Mr. Rad: Entering at #26, SEBASTIAN-EVERETT BRYCE! Arthur La Forge: Look who’s back! Sebastian Everett-Bryce from, well, a bunch of places! Mary DeSue: So is he still the third, or… Arthur La Forge: I think he dropped that part of his name. Either way folks, SEB is going to be dangerous at this number. Last year he came in at #18 and picked up two eliminations! Mary DeSue: Yeah, and I bet he’s looking to get more right now! Bryce begins to brawl with Vaughn, immediately getting him in the corner and hitting a series of stomps until he's down. He then turns around to spot Duncan Shepard entering the ring and the crowd starts buzzing about that. Shepard runs at him for a BIOTIC CHARGE, but SEB actually leapfrogs him and he lays out Buster Gloves, who had also returned to the match! SEB then bounces off the ropes and goes for the EMPIRE KICK, but Shepard sidesteps and SEB hits Paul Freedom instead! Sebastian returns to his feet and catches a stiff forearm from Shepard, who throws him into the ropes. SEB hangs on and Duncan runs at him, only to get kicked in the knees and falls throat-first across the middle rope! Outside the ring, A69, Jenny, Dionysus, Kat Jones and Ahmya have all congregated, so SEB runs, jumps off the back of Shepard (pressing his throat into the ropes again) and hits a TOPE CON HILO on all five outside the ring! Arthur La Forge: Sebastian keeps himself busy, so it’s no surprise that he’s moving so well right now! Mary DeSue: He took out almost half the field in a minute! Arthur La Forge: And he’s not done! SEB gets up and brushes himself off, seemingly just fine after the dive. He slides back into the ring where he spots Eli Goode getting to his feet, hitting a quick DDT before kipping up to his feet! Bryan Ford rushes in with BFORD AND AFTER, but the pump kick misses and SEB moves around him, grabbing him around the waist and hitting a GERMAN SUPLEX! Outside the ring, Johnny Hitmaker has moved perilously closer to the action to observe SEB, not realizing he’s putting himself in danger. Bryce has yet to see Johnny yet, so he moves into the corner and looks at the wrestlers starting to get to their feet, ready to hit something on one of them and pick him his first elimination. But suddenly…Arthur La Forge: Wait, WHAT? Mary DeSue: Is he…officially in this? Are we hiring 12-year-olds now? Arthur La Forge: I don’t think so, but ladies and gentlemen, this is Applesauce Jr, aka “Sauce Boss”, the co-host of the Level Up Wrestling Strategy Guide podcast! Applesauce Jr comes storming out from the back and he has a SINGAPORE CANE IN HAND. At first, SEB thinks he’s going to have to fight a child and shakes his head, but the “Sauce Boss” runs all the way around the ring and CANES JOHNNY HITMAKER IN THE RIBS! Mary DeSue: WHAT is that about? Arthur La Forge: Maybe he’s tired of Johnny hiding! The kid keeps wailing at away at Johnny with the stick, who begins to run away from him to avoid the stinging shots. Hitmaker moves too close to Jenny, who grins at him and he runs the other way, only to get hit with a shot to the thigh from Applesauce Jr’s singapore cane! The crowd cheers as Johnny has no choice but to enter the ring to escape the kid, who gives chase. Johnny keeps running, looking behind him…and when he turns around he’s caught with an EMPIRE KICK! SEB HITS HITMAKER WITH THE EMPIRE KICK! AND THE COVER!
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: JOHNNY HITMAKER has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Well I think we expected that to happen eventually…but not that way. Mary DeSue: What the hell is a kid doing out here interfering? DO WE NOT HAVE SECURITY? Sebastian shrugs and then looks over at Applesauce Jr, before moving over and shaking his hand. The “Sauce Boss” then leaves the match, apparently just out here to give Johnny grief. Sebastian turns around and is preparing to attack someone else, but the countdown clock begins…Gin Wigmore's 'Black Sheep' plays as Avalon Blackthorn comes out, dressed in full MMA attire. She's all business as she storms past the exiting Johnny Hitmaker and runs to the ring, sliding in and getting right in the face of Sebastian Everett-Bryce.Mr. Rad: Entering at #27...AVALON BLACKTHORN! Arthur La Forge: Another surprise! Avalon is just getting started in this business but she has a background in mixed martial arts and has spent time under the tutelage of Matt Knox! Mary DeSue: The guy who trained Bert? Ah she must suck then! Arthur La Forge: Something tells me that she in fact, does not. Sebastian runs right at Avalon, who catches him in the ribs with a mid-kick that causes him to drop to his knees and rethink his approach. Mac is up and he catches a kick to the chest. Paul Freedom moves over and gets a kick that's so hard it knocks him on his back. Avalon then goes hard on Mac in the corner, hitting him with mid-kick after mid-kick, just absolutely lighting the cowboy up with the crowd counting along. Vaughn comes up from behind with a reverse waistlock, but Avalon reverses it, grabs the wrist and spins out with a ripcord knee strike to the face! Vaughn crumbles to the mat as Blackthorn is already showing her prowess in the match. Mary DeSue: Okay so I was wrong. Arthur La Forge: She’s impressive so far, and with a good number, she has a chance of winning! Mary DeSue: There’s only three people left to enter, right? Arthur La Forge: Yes, and we know who #30 will be. Avalon wastes no time picking a fight with Mac again, who lunges for a strike but she ducks, then drops down and hits an overhead kick to the jaw. She then rushes forward and hits a running forearm to Bane before finding Goode, and the two begin to trade forearms. Goode gets the better of that exchange, so she comes back attempting a kick. Goode leans into it with shoulder blade to absorb it, then tries for a kick of his own. Blackthorn CATCHES his leg and then hits him with a STIFF punch right to the mouth, immediately splitting his lip! Goode drops down immediately and Avalon rolls through with a jackknife cover!
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T--no! Eli kicks out.Arthur La Forge: My god! Did you see that punch! Those strikes are dangerous! Mary DeSue: Eli’s gonna have a gross smile for a while! I mean he already did… Arthur La Forge: You just can’t call a match without tearing someone down, can you? Mary DeSue: I call it like I see it. Dionysus re-enters the ring and starts to go on a tear himself. He grabs Sebastian and hits a Tiger Suplex. Ahmya comes in and swings with a kick, but Dio chooses to pop her up in the air and hit a CUTTER, which deflates the Roundest Robin. He then runs off the ropes and catches Bryan Ford with a shining wizard, only to leap off the ropes and hit the ROUND OF APPLAUSE! He gets up and spots Avalon after her pin attempt on Eli, and moves over to hit the punch combination he calls Hands of Aggression, but she throws up her forearms to block a shot to the face, then spins around and hits him with an elbow! Dionysus staggers back and Avalon attempts a head kick, but Dio gets his own arm up to block it. He spins her around, grabs the wrist and attempts the GRAPEVINE, but Avalon ducks under the lariat attempt, maintaining wrist control and spins Dio out for a RIPCORD RISING KNEE STRIKE! The move catches the bearded businessman right in the chin. Arthur La Forge: I think Dio might have lost the strike exchange there. It seems no one was prepared for the hybrid style that Avalon is bringing into this match! Mary DeSue: And at such a late point in the game, she's gonna start picking them off! Sebastian is back up and attempts to put a stop to Avalon by grabbing her and hitting a GERMAN SUPLEX! Avalon is dumped on her head and SEB holds on, hitting another suplex into the turnbuckles! As SEB works through his combination move The CONQUEST, Dionysus is struggling to stand when suddenly JENNY HITS THE CROWNING OUT OF NOWHERE! The Queen Machine picked her spot and flattened Dionysus! Meanwhile, SEB hits Avalon with a "bit of a kick" to finish his move! Sebastian covers Avalon and Jenny covers Dionysus!
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Avalon kicks out but..
THREE! DIONYSUS DOES NOT!Mr. Rad: DIONYSUS has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: THAT IS HUGE! Mary DeSue: Queenie gets her revenge! YAS! You love to see it! Arthur La Forge: A disappointing night for Dionysus for sure, but hopefully he can regroup after this. Mary DeSue: Meanwhile, Avalon is down, but not out... The lights all go out for five seconds, then Jason's music begins to play. A single spotlight shines upon Jason on the stage. Jason aims a finger gun at the ring and shoots it, causing pyro to erupt behind him. Jason slowly walks down the ring and jumps on the apron and jumps over the top rope, right into hitting a Discus Clothesline on the rising Jenny, fresh off pinning Dionysus! Mr. Rad: Entering at #28…JASON RYAN! Arthur La Forge: This man comes to us from Revo1, but it’s my understanding that he actually signed a contract with Level Up last week! Mary DeSue: So another debut, and not just an outsider. Arthur La Forge: Apparently not! And what better way to kill the dreams of others than by taking the Last of Us gauntlet on his first match! Ryan then spots Duncan Shepard in the corner before running at him and hitting a cannonball senton! Goode is recovering in another corner so Ryan gets up and runs to hit him with a cannonball senton as well! He then charges at Bryan Ford, who immediately grabs him and tries for SUDDEN SILENCE, but Ryan slips out, steps back and hits a superkick to Ford! Jason Ryan tries another Discus clothesline as Ford struggles to maintain his vertical base, but Ford ducks that, kicks him in the stomach and hits the HIGH IMPACT DDT! Meanwhile, Buster Gloves is back up and runs at Duncan, hitting him with a clothesline just as he gets up before stomping him in the corner. Everyone begins to pair off, as there are a ton of wrestlers all around the ringside area and it has grown increasingly hard for the cameras to keep track of them all!Arthur La Forge: This is getting insane! I think we have over ten people out here right now! Mary DeSue: Yeah but look at how tired they’re all getting! Arthur La Forge: That’s true. This is an endurance game and even champion-caliber wrestlers like Dionysus getting eliminated proves that it takes a lot out of you. Mary DeSue: Well he was damaged goods after battling EAB anyway… Ahmya is back up and spots Avalon, and goes right after her. The big Android 69 finally gets back into the ring. If the robot could salivate, it would over the many prospects of people to “love”. It grabs Sebastian from behind instead, and seems angry that SEB eliminated Johnny earlier. It wraps up his arms and tries for fiveplay, but SEB stomps down hard on the foot of the android before hitting it with a DDT. Meanwhile, Ahmya and Avalon actually begin to trade mid-kicks near the center of the ring. Avalon hits one, and the Roundest Robin roars with adrenaline before hitting one of her own! They go back and forth and the crowd cheers the strike exchange, which is then RUINED when Mac Bane and Jenny knock them both down, drawing boos. Arthur La Forge: I know that this match is everyone for themselves, but it really feels like Mac is going out of his way to be a dick tonight. Mary DeSue: Good! The crowd can stay mad. You know what? Mac is MY PICK to win this match! Arthur La Forge: Oh, we’re doing that? Because if I had to pick a winner, I would go with Ahmya. Mary DeSue: Yeah, you would…sad. Jason Ryan headbutts Bryan Ford and moves over to size up with Mac Bane. Ryan shows blatant disrespect for Bane by slapping him in the face, hard enough to send the big man reeling. He comes back and Ryan kicks him in the gut and attempts AWESOME KNOCKOUT, but Bane pushes him off and scrambles to create some distance. Ryan moves over and Mac kicks him in the abdomen, then a HARD forearm shot to the jaw. Bane can't even move in on him as Avalon is already back at him and hits him with a kidney shot, before moving him to the corner for more strikes. Ryan takes advantage of this and when Avalon turns around, he hits her with the PINKEYE, a superkick right to her eye! She goes drown grabbing frantically at her head, and Ryan charges at Eli in the corner, who gets a leg up to stop him. Eli hops up top and jumps at Jason Ryan, but he's caught in a Fireman's Carry and then hit with the SILENCER! Eli hits the canvas hard and rolls away to avoid being pinned.Arthur La Forge: Jason Ryan is already making an impact here by showing no respect for basically anyone! Mary DeSue: That superkick looked nasty. Arthur La Forge: Yeah, it was very mean-spirited. EMTs are already out here to check the eye of Avalon, and I wish I could say that was their first visit to ringside. Mary DeSue: Wait, what’s she doing? Avalon Blackthorn, her eye already swelling shut, is waving off the EMTs and rolls back into the ring, immediately charging and hitting Jason Ryan with a series of strikes! Ryan then THUMBS HER IN THE EYE to boos from the crowd, before landing a spinebuster! He covers!
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THr--AVALON KICKS OUT! And the countdown begins…"In My Zone" by Rittz blasts through the PA System as Jason Ryan stops in his tracks, turning his head to the ramp where the returning Brandon Hendrix stands. Mr. Rad: Entering at #29, please welcome back BRANDON HENDRIX! Arthur La Forge: Brandon Hendrix is basically a member of the Level Up Roster still, with the comebacks he keeps making. Mary DeSue: It looks like Jason Ryan isn’t happy he’s here. Arthur La Forge: They have a history, I believe. Both men have their eyes locked in on each other as their history has spoken for itself. The last two times these two have faced off, Jason sent Brandon to the hospital with a brutal attack on his chest fresh after his heart condition was announced, and the second ended with Brandon leaving the company they worked for. Brandon removes his t-shirt and tosses it into the crowd before pointing at Jason. Brandon sprints towards the ring, sliding under right into a takedown on Jason Ryan.Arthur La Forge: It’s ‘bout to get personal up in here!! Mary DeSue: You know what? That’s not a bad catchphrase Artie. Right and left Brandon throws down on Jason before being pushed off by Bryan Ford. Bryan starts bashing his forearm against the back of Brandon. Peter Vaughn joins in on the assault of Brandon before both Irish whipping Brandon off the ropes, but he comes back with a jumping clothesline that brings both them down. Jenny jumps from the middle rope into the grasp of Brandon and is Belly to Belly thrown over his head followed by a kip up from Hendrix. Eli goes for a shot but is countered and hit with a spinning neckbreaker. Duncan goes for his Spear, but Brandon knees him in the skull before hitting him with a nasty headbutt. Buster runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Brandon ducks and runs off the ropes as well, and both men run at each other and- FALL OF THE GUARD! Brandon kicks Buster right in the face and gets to his feet and starts beating on his chest. Arthur La Forge: Brandon Hendrix is on fire right now. Time away has done him good! Mary DeSue: Yeah, so has getting rid of the spookyboi outfit. Mac Bane and Paul both kick Brandon in the stomach. Both look at each other, not wanting to work together, but knowing they have to in order to take down the fresher man. They hook Brandon up for a double suplex but he blocks it and suplexes both of them. Brandon leans in the corner, looking at Kat Jones, who's busy fighting with Ahmya and waits for her to turn around. When she does, Brandon runs, but Jason goes for a superkick that Brandon catches. He stares into the eyes of Jason Ryan before dropping his leg and giving him a headbutt that staggers both men. Arthur La Forge: Just a brutal headbutt there! Mary DeSue: The goal is to win not knock yourself unconscious! Brandon recovers to run off the ropes and go for another Fall Of The Guard, but Jason counters and goes for a rollup, but Brandon rolls out of it and grabs Jason in a Butterfly hold. He lifts Jason up in the air and plants him on his head before making the cover.
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THREE!Mr. Rad: Jason Ryan has been Eliminated!! Jason is eliminated as Brandon stares down at his fallen enemy. Even when Jason rolls out of the ring, Brandon stares him down before turning his attention back to the action. He and Sebastian duke it out before Sebastian pushes him back. Just then, Jason grabs the leg of Brandon, tripping him and pulling him out from the ring. Jason throws Brandon back first into the barricade before lifting Brandon up in the air, cradles the arm for a Cradle Tombstone Piledriver on the floor. Referees push Jason back, making him get out of there as one attends to the fallen Hendrix as the clock ticks down. Arthur La Forge: Oh my god! Get EMTS out here right now! Mary DeSue: That was brutal, absolutely brutal. Sheesh. Arthur La Forge: Jason Ryan had no cause to do that! And now he probably cost Brandon this match, if not his career! Mr. Rad: And your final entrant into The Last Of Us Two!...#30…Brody Adams!!! The opening chords of ‘Nasty’ by Squirty LeFlow begin to play faintly. You then hear ‘It’s a bird.. it’s a plane..’ followed by ‘It’s about to get real nasty’ spoken by Brody Adams himself as the music picks up and Big Nasty makes his way out onto the entrance ramp. The hood of his signature patchwork hoodie hides his face initially as he looks towards the sky with his arms out. Brody removes the hoodie and continues to the ring. Jason Ryan glares at Brody Adams as he rushes past him and slides into the ring. Brody locks up with Kat Jones and starts trading punches with her. Ahmya runs up behind Kat and hits a reverse hurricanrana! Brody reaches down and picks up Kat Jones…BRAINLESS!! Cover…
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: Kat Jones has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Sorry folks, I went silent worried about Brandon. But Brody Adams has come out at #30 and didn’t waste any time, immediately eliminating Kat Jones! Mary DeSue: Ahmya in there with the assist! Brody Adams gets up just as he’s hit from behind by Paul Freedom, and Paul Freedom tosses Brody Adams into the ropes. Paul Freedom goes for a drop toe hold, but Brody Adams leaps over the attempt and hits the opposing ropes. Paul Freedom gets back up in just in time to get hit with the “Brodyline”! Before Brody can cover, Ford charges across the ring looking for BFORD AND AFTER … NO! Brody dodges the kick and grabs Ford’s arm. He hooks it behind Ford then spins him around right into a devastating ADAMSMASHER! The lariat completely floors Ford and Brody quickly hooks the leg!
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THREE!!Mr Rad: BRYAN FORD has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: That’s two for Brody Adams right away! Mary DeSue: Coming in last has its advantages! Brody Adams stands up and roars after taking out almost everybody, and the crowd are loving it! He soaks in the cheers for a moment … then gets rolled up by Eli Goode!
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THR-NO! Adams kicks out in the nick of time.Arthur La Forge: Eli Goode suffered a loss to Brody Adams at EXP 22 and he would love to get the elimination here. Mary DeSue: Yeah well, he didn’t. Adams kicked out. Eli Goode tries to stay on top of Adams, pummeling him with lefts and rights, but he can’t hold the beast down! Brody shoves Goode away, then charges in for a spear - NO! Goode leapfrogs Adams and he smashes shoulder-first into the corner turnbuckle! Brody slumps down in the corner, and Goode follows up with GOODE DEAL! But Eli’s not done! He charges to the right ropes and bounces off, GOODE DEAL AGAIN! Still not finished, Eli heads to the left ropes, springs off and completes the trifecta with a THIRD GOODE DEAL! Goode grabs Brody out of the corner and with some effort, lifts him into a fireman’s carry - GOODE BYE!! Cover!
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THREE!!Mr Rad: BRODY ADAMS is eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Whoa! That’s huge! Mary DeSue: Damn it, Eli. Arthur La Forge: Eli Goode managed to get some revenge on Brody and killed his hot streak! Brody had the best advantage coming into this and now he has to go to the back to regroup… Eli Goode can’t quite believe it but he’s just eliminated the red hot Brody Adams! He turns around right into a stiff elbow by Mac Bane. Mac drills Eli with an uppercut, then whips him off the ropes. Eli hits the opposite ropes but has his feet grabbed out from under him by Peter Vaughn. Vaughn hooks Eli’s head, THE KEY HOLDER! The ripcord DDT lays Goode out on the outside. On the inside Bane is brawling with Ahmya - somehow he still has energy! He clotheslines Ahmya out of the ring, then falls to his knees, almost out of stamina. Just as he does, Brandon Hendrix slowly crawls back into the ring! He’s in a bad state, clutching his neck from the brutal tombstone piledriver delivered by Jason Ryan. Brandon slowly pushes himself up, to a knee, then to a standing base. The process takes so much effort that by the time he’s up Bane is already charging at him, TEXAS HEAT! Cover!
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THREE!!Mr Rad: Brandon Hendrix has been eliminated. Arthur La Forge: Mac Bane taking advantage of the situation, as you’d expect. Mary DeSue: Do you expect him NOT to try to a pin? Arthur La Forge: It was pretty obvious that Brandon couldn’t defend himself, and that didn’t stop Bane one bit. But I blame Jason Ryan too. Just awful on all accounts. Bane is instantly mobbed by Ahmya, who tries to lock in OYASUMINASAI! NO! Bane elbows out of it, but Ahmya locks in a waist-lock, preventing Bane from fully escaping. Bane grabs the ropes as Ahmya tries to wrench him back for a German suplex. Buster Gloves hops up on the apron, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT to Bane! This causes Bane to lose grip on the rope and allows Ahmya to nail him with a German suplex! Before she can capitalize, Buster springs off the rope and nails her with a tornado DDT! He stands up and yells for Ahmya to get up as the crowd goes wild.Arthur La Forge: Buster Gloves getting his second or third wind. It’s hard to keep track anymore. Mary DeSue: I’m just mad he’s not fighting Duncan anymore. Arthur La Forge: There’s still time, he might do that. Ahmya slowly gets to her feet and Buster grabs her, lifting her up to go for a brainbuster! NO! Ahmya floats over and dropkicks Buster in the back. Buster staggers forward then turns around, just as Ahmya leaps up onto his shoulders! REVERSE RANA! Ahmya drives Buster headfirst into the mat, then looks to capitalize. She climbs up the turnbuckle and is about to leap off when Avalon Blackthorn jumps on the apron and clobbers her. She tries to send Ahmya sprawling to the outside, but Ahmya counters, nailing her with a kick! After another kick, Ahmya finally rids herself of Blackthorn, but as she turns back to the task at hand, Buster Gloves is up! He rushes to the top rope and hits Ahmya with a high knee! Buster grabs the stunned Ahmya and lifts her into the torture rack position … THE OBLITERATOR OFF THE TOP ROPE!! Cover!
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THREE!!Mr Rad: Ahmya has been eliminated. Arthur La Forge: OH MY GOD The Obliterator off the top! Ahmya was caught off guard with that and Buster just pinned the Wisdom Champion! Mary DeSue: If he doesn’t win this thing, he could make a claim for it, right? Arthur La Forge: He could. But he’s not out of this gauntlet yet. The crazy finisher took a lot out of Buster, and he’s not quick to rise to his feet. Sebastian Everett-Bryce picks Buster up and launches him over the top rope, where he lands on Paul Freedom and Avalon Blackthorn, who were brawling on the outside. SEB leans over the top rope and waves at the carnage on the outside, then gets hit from behind by Queen Machine Jenny! Dropkick to the knee - BOW DOWN! Jenny stalks SEB, barking at him to get up. Sebastian slowly makes it to his feet, and Jenny spins him around - THE CROWNING! NO! SEB blocks it and sends Jenny to the ropes. She swings wildly on the rebound but SEB ducks it, hooks her arm and lifts her into THE STAMFORD BRIDGE! Cover!
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THR-NO! Jenny just kicks out! Arthur La Forge: Sebastian is picking up where he left off last year. He was one of the last six to be eliminated there. Mary DeSue: I don’t think he likes Jenny much. Arthur La Forge: They’re actually facing each other at PW Valor’s Infamy on March 18, as part of a tag match. So he’d love to gain some momentum by eliminating her here. SEB backs Jenny into the ropes then whips her off, on the rebound he catches her with THE PEOPLE’S G.S.H.O.A.T.! The sleeper hold is locked is as Jenny flails her arms around, trying to find a way out…she looks to be fading when all of a sudden SEB collapses clutching his groin! LOW BLOW BY JENNY! She slips behind SEB and applies a full-nelson grip, looking for ENTER THE MACHINE! NO! At the last second Jenny gets taken out by a shotgun dropkick from Eli Goode! This frees SEB from the clutches of the Queen Machine and he rolls away. Jenny is in the kneeling position and Eli Goode bounces off the ropes, GOODE LORD! NO! JENNY COUNTERS INTO THE CROWNING! Jenny back up, looking for the cover … EMPIRE KICK BY SEB! He blindsides her and makes the cover!
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THREE!!Mr Rad: Jenny has been eliminated. Arthur La Forge: The Queen Machine is gone! But she’s one of the few in this match to get multiple eliminations. Mary DeSue: Damn, that kick just came out of absolutely nowhere. It’s been an absolute brawl around ringside, as the remaining fighters are becoming aware of their fatigue and desperation to end this. Buster and Duncan have indeed found each other again and immediately begin clubbing away at one another. Elsewhere, Avalon Blackthorn hits a mid-kick on Eli Goode, who was trying to rest against a guardrail. On the other side, Peter Vaughn actually jumps OFF the guardrail with a hurricanrana on Android 69! Eli shoves away Avalon and gets into the ring. Vaughn follows, sensing an easy target. Eli swings wildly for a clothesline, but Vaughn ducks it and hits a back kick to the abdomen! Goode doubles over and Vaughn gets behind, going for REVENGED, but Goode drops down with the overhead kick! Vaughn staggers and Goode is up, SHOTGUN DROPKICK! He goes up top, and it looks like he’s feeling froggy!Arthur La Forge: Eli Goode is signaling that he wants the frog splash, which might not be the best thing on those hurt ribs. Mary DeSue: But if it takes out Vaughn, might be worth it! Goode leaps off with a frog splash, only for Vaughn to be PULLED OUT OF THE WAY? The figure stands up and the camera gets a view to reveal…Mary DeSue: It’s Larry Tact! Arthur La Forge: That son of a… Tact grabs the unaware Goode, turns him around and hits HUMBLING. He then rolls out of the ring, past all of the carnage, happy with what he just did. Vaughn gets up and seeing Eli down, not really caring how, he climbs up top…AND COMES OFF WITH THE PLUNGE! The cover!
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THREE!!!Mr. Rad: ELI GOODE has been eliminated! Arthur La Forge: Damn it! What was that for? Mary DeSue: I think I know! Eli called out the Game Changers, remember? Arthur La Forge: So you wait until he’s exhausted and force his elimination? You don’t challenge him to a match?
Mary DeSue: The Game Changers do what they want, when they want!
Peter Vaughn gets to his feet only to catch a Robot Kick from Android 69, powerful enough to send him falling back into the ropes. A69 goes for a Robot Punch, but Vaughn ducks underneath and bounces off the ropes, comes off with a crossbody but A69 catches him! The robot then begins to..hold him in an uncomfortable way, before throwing him backward with a fallaway slam! The Android sits up and suddenly SEB is back in the ring, applying The Peoples G.S.H.O.A.T and a bodyscissors! The robot doesn’t quite know what to do, nor does Vaughn who gets up to his feet. SEB yells something at him and Vaughn goes up top…AND HITS THE PLUNGE AGAIN! The move hits A69 as SEB lets go at the last second! SEB rolls away and points to Paul Freedom, who had been shakily attempting to stand in the corner.
Arthur La Forge: Is SEB going to go after Paul now?
Mary DeSue: That kid has lost a lot of blood and got beat up. So he’d be a good pick!
Arthur La Forge: Your compassion is overwhelming.
But instead, SEB demands that Paul go up top, while he directs traffic with Vaughn. The two drag Android 69 to the center of the ring as Freedom climbs.
Conspicuous by their absence are Duncan Shepard and Buster Gloves, who ever since resuming their brawl are now battling near the announce table, slugging away at each other. The move has left both of their faces bloodied and bruised, but neither one has fallen as of yet.
In the ring, Paul covers his eyes and leaps off with THE IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF AGILITY! He rolls away, clutching his knees as Mac Bane comes in, as does Avalon and they hold A69 up in a kneel with SEB mapping out a strategy. Just as the robot realizes this is the closest it’s ever been to a gangbang, SEB bounces off the ropes and hits it in the face with THE EMPIRE KICK! Cover!
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THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: ANDROID 69 has been eliminated!
Arthur La Forge: Impressive team effort there, led by Bryce!
Mary DeSue: He can lead me any…I mean what?
Arthur La Forge: Careful Mary, I don’t think SEB’s girlfriend would appreciate that.
Mary DeSue: Pfft, I could take her.
Arthur La Forge: Android 69 has nothing to be ashamed of here. It entered halfway through the match and almost made it to the end…and got an elimination!
With the team effort over, Mac immediately punches Paul Freedom in the face and begins to stomp away at him, seemingly mad at him for existing at this point. Elsewhere, Peter Vaughn and Avalon Blackthorn also square off, and SEB rolls outside the ring to catch a breather, as he currently has no dance partner. The brawl between Duncan and Buster continues, as now they have actually begin to fight ON TOP of the announcer table. Duncan goes for a KROGAN HANDSHAKE but Buster moves out of the way, latches onto the arm and pulls him into THE SOUL CRUSHER! But on the outside, it won’t lead to a submission! But that doesn’t stop Gloves as he continues to wrench the hold and choke out Shepard! Shepard claws at the arm of Gloves, desperately trying to get free.
Mary DeSue: This is great! The fight I wanted to see, right here in front of me!
Arthur La Forge: The elimination of Emily Simms led to this and Cypher’s interference didn’t help!
Mary DeSue: And now we’re seeing Duncan Shepard get CHOKED OUT!
Inside the ring, SEB slides back in and sticks up for Paul a little, grabbing Mac from behind in a waistlock and yanking him off. Mac Bane tries for a lariat but Sebastian is able to duck underneath, and stick and move with strikes of his own. Peter Vaughn is currently rubbing the face of Avalon into the mat, adding insult to injury with her eye swollen up. Freedom tries to recover from having his guts stomped in. Outside the ring, Buster continues to keep the hold locked in, and worse, cranks on it even more. Suddenly, the crowd erupts as EMILY SIMMS comes running down to ringside!
Mary DeSue: Oh what is SHE doing here?
Emily glares at Mary, shutting her up, then climbs up on the table and grabs at Buster, trying to get him to release the hold.
Emily Simms: Buster, get off him! You can’t even win the match out here, let him go!
Buster doesn’t listen, seemingly going into a rageful stupor, and simply applies more pressure. Shepard begins to panic from the realization that he’s fading. Emily keeps pulling at Buster when suddenly she stops and takes a step back.
Emily Simms: I’m sorry, Buster.
Emily Simms then raises a foot back and KICKS BUSTER GLOVES WITH A LOW BLOW! Duncan immediately pulls away and in on fluid motion grabs Buster and hits A MODIFIED REAPER’S BANE THROUGH THE NEARBY TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE!!! Emily leaves the scenario, upset and what has transpired and Duncan moves away from Buster, choosing to end their brawl by going away and try to breathe again.
Arthur La Forge: Oh god, I don’t like the way that Buster landed there. That timekeeper table is hard and study and had the damn ring bell on top of it!
Mary DeSue: Look at what Emily did! She chose Duncan over Buster! I like that kind of coldness in my ladies!
Arthur La Forge: I’m sure she feels guilty over it, especially because, god, Buster isn’t moving.
Mary DeSue: I wonder if Duncan even cares what he just did?
Arthur La Forge: Of course he does! The Commander of Level Up has yet to do anything like this…he probably just got overcome with emotion!
Mary DeSue: Are you sure about that?
Arthur La Forge: I…I hope I’m right.
Peter Vaughn sees an opportunity and leaves Avalon, going outside and actually picking up Buster, who is dead weight and breathing oddly, to roll him back into the ring. He climbs up top and points down at Buster, who is not moving, and signals for THE PLUNGE, but suddenly Avalon and Paul Freedom are right there! It seems neither is going to let him carry out his attack! They each grab him and throw him off the top out to the apron, where he crashes back first and falls to the floor! Avalon then jumps outside to continue the attack. Paul sees Buster laying there and without any other options to get him help, immediately covers!
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THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: BUSTER GLOVES is eliminated!
Paul begins to immediately wave down the EMTs, who come rushing to ringside and he tries to help them get Buster out of the ring safely.
Arthur La Forge: I know Paul was just trying to get Buster out of the match, but I don’t think he’s realized what he’s done.
Mary DeSue: That kid should mind his own business, honestly…
Arthur La Forge: Regardless of how it happened, Paul Freedom, a rookie, just pinned Buster Gloves, who until now was unpinned in Level Up Wrestling!
Mary DeSue: And until now he was able to wrestle, but we might not see that anymore!
Arthur La Forge: This is NOT the time to joke.
Avalon rolls Vaughn into the ring and gets to her feet. Vaughn is struggling to get up after his own bad fall and she waits for him to turn around, before hitting him with a headkick! Vaughn stumbles and Avalon pulls him down into a Triangle Choke! Peter Vaughn scrambles, trying to get out of it, but Blackthorn knows all of the tricks for escape and isn’t having it! Vaughn, with nowhere to go, begins to tap out!!!
Mr. Rad: PETER VAUGHN has been eliminated!
Arthur La Forge: Peter Vaughn got greedy with Buster, that led to his downfall. Literally.
Mary DeSue: Ugh, I liked him too. I hope he comes back.
Arthur La Forge: Considering he picked up an elimination on one of the Level Up originals, he might have a claim to a spot on the roster, for sure.
Sebastian has been trying to apply The People’s G.S.H.O.A.T to Mac to bring him down to size, when suddenly the Texan fires up, reaches behind him and grabs SEB, pulling him forward and dropping him onto his knee with a backbreaker! He then gets to his feet, exhausted after being out here for so long, and spies Paul Freedom. Freedom, seemingly guilty over pinning Buster and also wanting to help him, has continued to watch the EMTs strap Buster Gloves to a stretcher. This proves to be a rookie mistake as suddenly Mac walks up to Freedom and LIFTS HIM UP BY THE HAIR.
Arthur La Forge: Oh come on, leave the poor kid alone!
Mary DeSue: If he wants to be in this, he shouldn’t take his eye off the ball!
Arthur La Forge: Mac Bane is a damn opportunist, and I’m sorry to say I was a fan of his all those years ago. And he’s had it out for this kid ever since he pinned Amber earlier on!
Mac drags Paul to the center of the ring and begins to slap him hard in the face, rattling his teeth and disrespecting him at the same time. Paul suddenly responds by SLAPPING BACK right back! He fires up and begins to hit Mac Bane with a series of rights and lefts to the ribs. Mac absorbs most of them and then boots Freedom in the chest, knocking him into the corner. Paul scrambles to get to his feet and Mac grabs him again, when suddenly Paul swings a chair backward into the face of Mac! And not just any chair, but the same chair Mac bent over Paul’s head earlier! Mac Bane staggers backward, as it seems it was just a glancing blow. Paul looks down at the chair, then back to Mac, then LAUNCHES THE CHAIR FULL FORCE AT MAC’S FACE WITH A THROW! Mac Bane grabs at his face, immediately cut open, and suddenly he’s grabbed from behind from Avalon, who gets a backslide!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!!
Mr. Rad: MAC BANE has been eliminated!!!
Arthur La Forge: Oh my God! Indirect teamwork there and the chair that Mac brought into the match proves to be his undoing!
Mary DeSue: What kind of wrestler hits another in the face with a chair like that?
Arthur La Forge: Um, HELLO? The guy who was just pinned!
Avalon Blackthorn gets to her feet. Paul Freedom stares down at the departing Mac, angry, but glad he’s eliminated. He turns around and faces the rest. Sebastian Everett-Bryce pulls himself up. Duncan Shepard, finally recovered from getting choked out, slides back in the ring and looks at the others.
Arthur La Forge: We are down to our final four. Duncan Shepard. Avalon Blackthorn. Paul Freedom. Sebastian Everett-Bryce. One of these four will challenge Joey Crash for the Final Boss title at DOOM in May!
Duncan hasn’t even made it to his feet yet when suddenly Paul Freedom rushes over and pulls him down into a sloppy small package. He doesn’t hook the outside leg but it might be enough!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THr---
NO! Duncan kicks out at the last possible moment! Freedom immediately springs up to his feet and kicks Shepard hard in the back. Meanwhile, Avalon and Sebastian go at it with strikes, then grapple and fall to the outside. Freedom hits another kick to the back of Duncan, not quite sure how to proceed. Meanwhile, Avalon is attempting a rear naked choke on SEB on the outside, who immediately backs up and slams her back into the ringpost. He drops to a knee, recovering.
Arthur La Forge: These four are fighting tooth and nail, all for a shot at the top title in the business!
Mary DeSue: Anybody can be a World Champion, but you can only be a Final Boss in Level Up!
SEB creates some distance from Avalon, who is clutching the back of her head, and slides in the ring where Freedom is still kicking away at Duncan, who is doing his best to absorb the blows and get to his feet. Freedom goes for a kick again and this time Duncan catches the leg, leaving Freedom to hop on one foot. SEB comes from behind and there’s some inadvertent teamwork as he grabs Freedom and hits a neckbreaker! The rookie goes down hard and SEB covers.
ONE!
TWO!
TH--NO! Freedom barely gets his shoulder up.
Arthur La Forge: Freedom is somehow still in it. He’s showing a lot of heart tonight!
Mary DeSue: Yeah, but there’s two vets in there with him. He’s gonna need a miracle.
SEB gets up and immediately Duncan rushes in with the BIOTIC CHARGE, but Sebastian side-steps, and Shepard corrects to a suicide dive through the ropes onto Avalon Blackthorn at ringside! SEB is briefly distracted and Freedom grabs a reverse waistlock! He charges forward holding Sebastian and they hit the ropes, before Freedom rolls him back with an O’Connor Roll!
ONE!
TWO
THR--NO! SEB KICKS OUT AND APPLIES THE EMPEROR LOCK!
Arthur La Forge: Bryce with a beautiful counter, and I don’t think Paul has an answer!
Mary DeSue: That’s locked in tight!
Freedom uses his free hand to reach for the ropes but they’re too far away and SEB wrenches on the hold, forcing Freedom to weakly tap out as he starts to fade!
Mr. Rad: PAUL FREEDOM has been eliminated!
Arthur La Forge: Damn, sad story for him to be so close, but he came in early and eliminated two people, including the current SCW Bombshells Champion!
Mary DeSue: And he got his face cracked because of it!
Arthur La Forge: Yeah, and you have to wonder what he could have done if that hadn’t happen…
Duncan re-enters the ring and hits Bryce with a clothesline, before Avalon re-enters the ring and starts hitting Sebastian with a series of stiff kicks to the body as he gets up. Sebastian shoves Avalon away and hits Duncan with a superkick, before turning his attention back to Blackthorn. She swings with a headkick, SEB runs underneath and bounces off the ropes, then catches Avalon coming back with a flying leg lariat! She scrambles to her feet and SEB runs in for the Empire Kick, but Avalon kicks his leg out from under him! She grabs the legs with a jackknife pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE---NO! SEB kicks out!
Arthur La Forge: Avalon almost caught him there!
Mary DeSue: She’s fairly new too, and she’s out here in the final three!
Arthur La Forge: Exactly. She’s made a name for herself tonight one way or the other!
Avalon gets in the corner and motions for SEB to get up, which the UGWC star does by pushing himself to his feet. She runs in, attempting a V-Trigger, but drops down to avoid it and Avalon hits the corner! She clutches at her leg and SEB charges at her, but she hits a mule kick to force him off. Avalon starts to climb up, but suddenly Duncan is on the apron! He runs and grabs at her leg to yank her down, and Blackthorn kicks him in the face to force him back down. SEB takes advantage and scales the top and THROWS HER OFF WITH A SPIDER SUPLEX! Avalon rolls through and actually pops up to her feet, only for SEB to moonsault off the top with a MARKHAM MISSILE! He jumps on top and hooks both legs!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Mr. Rad: AVALON BLACKTHORN has been eliminated!
Arthur La Forge: Avalon forgot about Duncan and she paid for it, and SEB picks up elimination #5!
Mary DeSue: Jeebus, that’s a sixth of the field!
Arthur La Forge: And he just needs one more to go to DOOM, because we are down to two!
Duncan slips into the ring as Sebastian pulls himself up in the corner. Shepard charges in and Bryce side-steps, forcing Shepard to hit the corner post shoulder-first! SEB scales the top rope and as Duncan gets up, he catches him with a missile dropkick! The move appears to have taken just as much out of Sebastian as Duncan, as now both men are in opposite corners, pulling themselves up. SEB then runs in at Duncan and hits him with a corner dropkick! He runs back to where he was, then charges in with another corner dropkick! He runs back to the corner, turns around and runs back to Duncan, who LEAPS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BIOTIC CHARGE! And the cover!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREe…NO! BRYCE KICKS OUT!
Arthur La Forge: Duncan just about had him there! That spear was explosive!
Mary DeSue: I’m still not sure he didn’t!
Arthur La Forge: It was close, but yes, Sebastian kicked out of the Biotic Charge.
Duncan rolls to the outside for some breathing room, then reaches inside and drags Sebastian out to join him! He grabs SEB by the head and charges full steam, running him abdomen first into the security rail. He turns around and then runs that same ribcage into the ring apron, now with a solid target after the spear. Shepard then grabs him and runs with him, tossing him so hard that Sebastian flips and hits the rail back first! Duncan then starts running around the ring, ready to hit the BIGGEST BIOTIC CHARGE EVER…but SEB MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! DUNCAN CRASHES THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL!!
Arthur La Forge: OH MY GOD!
Mary DeSue: That’s it!
Arthur La Forge: Duncan Shepard’s hopes of winning The Last of Us may have just come to a, pardon the pun, CRASHING halt!
Sebastian rolls into the ring to cover himself, while Duncan starts crawling back to the ring. He uses the skirt of the ring to barely pull himself up, while Sebastian pulls himself up on the other side of the ring. Duncan crawls under the bottom rope but as soon he can get to his feet, SEB spikes him with a DDT! Bryce then KIPS UP! He moves to the turnbuckle, scales up and DIVES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT! COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!
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NO!!! DUNCAN’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!
Arthur La Forge: I don’t believe it! After all that, Duncan is still in it!
Mary DeSue: If that rope wasn’t there, SEB would have pinned him!
Arthur La Forge: Maybe, but it was and he didn’t. The match continues!
SEB drags Duncan to a kneel and begins to hit him with a rapid series of forearms to the jaw. He runs, bounces off the ropes, prepares to hit the EMPIRE KICK, but Shepard drops down and avoids it, then locks in NEURAL SHOCK, which he quickly transitions into OVERLOAD! He falls on top and hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE--NO! NOW SEBASTIAN KICKS OUT!
Arthur La Forge: That’s two of Duncan’s signature moves that Bryce has kicked out of!
Mary DeSue: Duncan might have to give up, I don’t think SEB can be beat tonight!
Arthur La Forge: To say nothing of the Commander, who has been out here for close to fifty minutes, if not longer at this point!
Duncan gets to his feet and demands that Sebastian get up, which he struggles to do, but does. Duncan runs in for a BIOTIC CHARGE again, but SEB leaps over him with a SUNSET FLIP!
ONE!
TWO!
THR--NO! Duncan kicks out! Duncan rolls backward and SEB runs off the ropes, going for the Empire Kick, Duncan turns around, THE KICK CONNECTS! ANOTHER COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE---NO!!! Duncan kicks out and pops up, refusing to stay down, but SEB immediately grabs him and gets him in position for EXCUSE ME, a rarely-seen finish that would definitely end things…he has him upside down, but Duncan starts kicking his legs, then lands behind him, shoves him off and bounces off the ropes…BIOTIC CHARGE! He moves right over SEB and bounces off the ropes, and SEB rolls back up to his feet, groggily, only to get hit with a SECOND BIOTIC CHARGE THAT TURNS SEBASTIAN INSIDE OUT!
Arthur La Forge: This is it! Duncan might do it!
Mary DeSue: That spear almost went THROUGH Sebastian!
Duncan doesn’t go for the pin, but instead grabs Sebastian and hooks him for REAPER’S BANE, but SEBASTIAN HITS A KNEE as he’s lifted! Duncan drops him and SEB runs off the ropes for the EMPIRE KI--NO A THIRD BIOTIC CHARGE CATCHES SEB IN MID-AIR! Duncan gets up and wraps SEB up….REAPER’S BANE! COVER!!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEE!!!!!!
Mr. Rad: SEBASTIAN EVERETT-BRYCE has been eliminated, which means the winner of the Last of Us…COMMANDER DUNCAN SHEPARD!!!!
Arthur La Forge: HE DID IT! Duncan Shepard is going to DOOM, where he will meet Joey Crash for the Final Boss Championship!
Mary DeSue: God! I can’t believe that back and forth!
Arthur La Forge: It was almost a finisher spam at the end there. He just kept spearing Sebastian constantly in the ribs, SEB still kept getting up, until Duncan finally just hit that monstrous spear and then the Reaper’s Bane!
Sebastian rolls out of the ring, clearly not happy with himself but mostly clutching his ribs. He refuses assistance from the referees and EMTs and starts to go back on his own, even with fans around ringside showing respect for his efforts.
Arthur La Forge: But we should praise Sebastian too. He came here to win. He picked up FIVE eliminations, including a former Courage champion. If SEB wanted it, he could come back here and instantly claim any title he wanted, I think.
Mary DeSue: There’s always next year, too!
Arthur La Forge: The SEB life will continue either way, to be sure.
Shepard has finally made it to his feet, absolutely exhausted. The crowd is cheering him on, singing along with his theme song, as he realizes that he’s finally getting his shot at the Final Boss Championship. Suddenly there’s a dull roar among the crowd as someone comes out from the entranceway…but it’s not Joey Crash.
It’s Emily Simms.
She stares out at the victorious Duncan Shepard, but does not give away her emotions about the situation, whatever they may be. Duncan catches her eye and they continue to stare at each other as the show fades out.
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Intro Video: Joe Show Intro: Jay Bert McAlroy vs. Joey Crash: Bert/Crash Dionysus vs. EA Blizzard: Tact Ahmya vs. Victoria Salinas: Bert Larry Tact vs. Lord Raab: Tact The Last of Us Gauntlet: Joe, Jay, Brandon & Dubs TLOU Videos: Joe and Applesauce Judges: Joe, Jay, Duane, as usual
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