Post by jasonryan on Apr 10, 2022 1:27:40 GMT -5
Jason is standing in a graveyard drinking a cup of coffee wearing a suit. He is staring at a particular grave and slowly shakes his head.
Some men just never learn. Wisdom of Odin they do not have.
Jason looks up at the camera wearing a devilish smile.
Before I even begin, allow me to address my fraudulent loss. That was a fast count, everyone saw it. So I am pleased to announce I have filed a lawsuit against the referee from last match of twenty-five million dollars. And if that incompetent referee ever refs one of my matches again, I will beat the fuck out of him. Niw, let’s get in with the resident disappointment.
Brandon Brandon Brandon. Son, you must be as stupid as you look. I tell you to not bother me here we are, about to engage in a tag match. Surely, you can’t think this is a wise idea. Last time we thought, you nearly died in the arms of the paramedics. I read the stories, I know what I have put you, and your family through. And I just want to say.
Brandon Brandon Brandon. Son, you must be as stupid as you look. I tell you to not bother me here we are, about to engage in a tag match. Surely, you can’t think this is a wise idea. Last time we thought, you nearly died in the arms of the paramedics. I read the stories, I know what I have put you, and your family through. And I just want to say.
An evil smile crosses the lips of Jason
I loved every single minute of it. I loved seeing the horror in your eyes as you realized something was wrong. The urgency of those trying to save your worthless life. The outrage of the unwashed fans as they watched their failed hero fall beneath my feet. All the outrage, all the hate I got, it was quite intoxicating.
Jason fingers something around his neck, the smile still on his face
One of these days Brandon, you are going to learn. You’re like a stupid child, constantly touching the hot stove even though it keeps harming you. Don’t worry, it’s not a hardship of mine to beat the lesson of your inferiority again. This time, suppose you learn something for once huh? And as for your partner-
Jason makes a big show of bowing
Hello. My name is Jason Ryan, former world champion, major Hollywood movie star and future wrecker of your shit. I look forward to beating you like the fruit roll-up cosplayer you are. Let me explain your role in this match. Your role in this match is to take over when Brandon can’t take it anymore. Of course he’ll have an excuse for you as to why he let you down. Just be forewarned, this is basically a handicap match. You are to be held down by the deadest of weights, raab is it? In fact, I have something for you to consider.
Jason leans in toward the camera
Your tag team partner is going to let you down. He’s not going to pull his weight, he’s not going to be there for you. And I am going to beat the living shit out of you, take your little mask and use it to wipe my ass. Don’t worry, I’ll give it back once I’m done. But think about this. If you were to take Brandon out before the match, you will have such a better chance in this match. Surely you can see the wisdom in my words. Don’t play dumb. You’re an idiot but you’re not dumb. They may even let you pick a new partner. Just saying Raab, think about it. Now, going back to you Brandon.
Jason removes his hand from his neck to reveal a Mjolnir
One day I will enter the Halls of Valhalla. But it won’t be at your hands. One last time, I am going to break your body, and this time, I’ll be taking heart little remains of your heart, and crushing it beneath my boot. Don’t worry. I have already selected your burial ground.
Jason drains the contents of his cup and then walks away.
