Post by jay on Apr 10, 2022 22:57:08 GMT -5
The following has been paid for by the Waluigi World Order...Viewer Discretion Is Advised.
The opening cords of the wWo starts to play as we see the film turn to black and white. We see WANK!, WaLink, Dude Waluigi, and Giant Waluigi standing around trying, and failing, to look cool.
WANK!: GREETINGS PLEBIAN PARASITES OF PERPETUAL POSTERIOUR PENETRATION!!
Dude Waluigi: Wah?
WaLink: I believe he is insulting them by comparing them to a "bunghole" D.W.
Dude Waluigi: Wahhhh...
Flexing his massive muscles WANK! gestures to the rest of the Waluigis.
WANK!: LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' SIBLINGS! I, FOR ONE, CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY LARGE MUSUCLAR HANDS AROUND THE NECKS OF THESE TWO CHICKENS WE'RE FIGHTING AT EXP!! I WILL CHOKE THESE CHICKENS! LIVE ON TWITCH SIBLINGS!!
WaLink is about to say something and Dude Waluigi just waves him off. Giant Waluigi starts to back away from WANK!
WANK!: HOW CAN THEY TAKE DOWN THE WALUIGI WORLD ORDER DUDES AND SIBLINGS. WE GOT THE DUDE. WE GOT THE WALINK. WE GOT A BIGGGGGGGGG SMOEEEEEE!!!...
Giant Waluigi, for the first time ever, looks really pissed.
WANK!: WHAT CHA GONNA DOOOOOO WHEN WE WAHHHHHHHH OVERRRRRR YOUUUUUU!!!!
Fade to purple..
