Post by Brody Adams on May 6, 2022 7:39:55 GMT -5
Part One – Primus Pilus
We open to what looks to be the front of a classroom and we see a white dry erase board with nothing written on it. A figure walks in front of view with their back turned to the camera. The man begins by writing the date in the upper lefthand corner followed by the word ‘CENTURION’ written in all caps centered in the middle of the board. The figure turns around and we can see that it’s The Nasty One himself, Brody Adams, wearing a white overcoat with the words ‘Mat Valley Meats’ pasted above the left chest area.
“Hello class,” he says as he sets the marker down on the desk in front of him. “Today, we are going to learn about the origins of the Roman Centurion.” Brody continues to talk as he turns to face the camera. “The term ‘centurion’ was usually given to a Roman commander who would lead a century, a unit that consisted of roughly 80 legionnaires. In a Roman legion, centuries were grouped into cohorts commanded by their senior-most centurion. The first and most prestigious cohort was led by the primus pilus, the most senior centurion in the legion and its tertiary commander.”
He pauses briefly then looks down, noticing the logo on his jacket. He quickly looks up at the camera then crosses his arms in an attempt to hide the logo. Brody clears his throat then continues.
“Ahem. The necessary qualities needed to be a centurion are as follows.”
Brody turns to the board and picks up the marker. He writes a list as he talks.
“Size and strength. That makes sense. Proficiency in throwing their missile weapons. I’m sure I could throw Eli like a human missile if needed. The ability to act quickly when given orders instead of questioning their superior. That also makes sense. Most importantly the individual must be literate so they can read the orders they are given. Oof.”
He turns around to face the camera as he puts the lid back on the marker.
“That last one is quite the kicker for my opponents at DOOM. Poor guys. Maybe Emmanuel the Snowman can hire those boys a tutor. For now, I will just spell this out for you boys. I can make one guarantee at DOOM. That it’s going to get real….”
Brody uncaps the marker and writes on the board one last time.
“N. A. S. T. Y.” He then caps the marker as the scene fades to black.
Part Two – Liberation Front
We are immediately treated to the scene fading back to our bearded hero except he is now wearing a laurel wreath and a toga. Behind him is now an old green chalkboard with the word ‘Bachus/Bakkheia’ written on it in white chalk. He holds his hands up where the tips of his fingers touch like he is about do the Khali Vice Crip to the invisible man. Don’t judge. Somebody once told him that it makes you look smart.
“He is the god of winemaking, grape-harvest, orchards, vegetation, fertility, insanity, ritual madness…” he stops talking and looks down at the paper in front of him being used as a makeshift script. “Did you guys even do any research before eff-ing with this guy? If so, did you read all this then decide it was good to poke that bear anyways? RITUAL. MADNESS. Guy is speaking my language. And his beard game is strong. Game recognize game.”
Brody runs his fingers briefly through his beard before continuing.
“Dionysus, also known as,” he points at the board behind him, “Bacchus as well as Liber; was also defined as a cult leader and those who pledged themselves to him were often struck into a frenzy known as Baccheia.”
Brody again points behind himself on the board.
“It was a type of madness inflicted on cultists who believed they were being empowered by the god himself. Along with his disciples, Dionysus also used his thyrsus to oppose his enemies and those who intended to harm his followers. I don’t think we have one of those, but I think these will do in a pinch.”
He reaches under the desk and pulls out a kendo stick with a smirk on his face.
“The match is ‘anything goes’ if I remember correctly. While Dionysus was a part of Greek culture and history, the Romans had their own equivalent known as Liber Pater which translates loosely to Free Father. He was the embodiment of similar ideas as Dionysus as well as a symbol of the freedoms associated with coming of age and citizenship. You know where this is going.”
The scene quickly fades to black then comes back with Brody Adams dressed in a suit decorated to look like the stars and stripes accented with some sunglasses designed in a similar manner. He stands with a small remote in his hand and a joint in the other. He clicks the remote and the words ‘HISTORY OF FREEDOM’ appear on the wall next to him. He clicks it again as he begins to speak, intermittently clicking the remote and hitting the joint.
“The word ‘freedom’ or derivatives of it were found as far back as the 14th century. Meaning ‘state of free will, deliverance, emancipation from slavery’. Over time, the definition of the word was broadened to include ‘possession of special privileges’ around 1570. The word ‘freedom’ became associated and paired with other words such as ‘freedom fighter’, ‘freedom-loving’, and ‘freedom rider’.”
Brody takes a hit as he clicks the remote again and picture changes to the Game Changers and Mac Bane behind a cage wall. He exhales as he removes his sunglasses.
“Those terms are things that our opponents at DOOM will know nothing about. There’s nowhere to run like you boys did at EXP 24. I’m sure Emmanuel... you mind if I call you ‘Manny’? I’m sure Manny and Larry will just say that we had the man advantage, so it didn’t count. These types are great with the excuses so it’s to be expected, dude. Hey, Manny. Congratulations on retaining that belt of yours. But I think it would look better paired with my Multiplayer Gauntlet.”
Brody winks before putting back on his sunglasses. He finishes the joint and clicks the remote again as the scene fades to black.
Part Three – Quick Quote
“Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!” – Stickglue
Part Four – Uglier Motivations
We join Brody Adams in a scene we’ve seen him in before. Comfy chair. Cloud of smoke. A couple hundred Pop Vinyls on shelves behind him. Batman hoodie. Sasquatch slippers.
“Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for tuning in to another edition of The High Court with your host... ME! It’s the first episode but this intro sounded way more exciting. Today we’re looking at an instant classic in film history starring one of the greatest actors of ANY generation.”
Brody digs in the cushions of his chair. First, he pulls out a remote and tosses it to the side. Followed by a fork. Then some chopsticks. He then checks the other side and comes out with a rectangle object that, upon a closer inspection, is a DVD case.
“The Book of Eli starring Denzel mother effin’ Washington!” he exclaims as he holds up the DVD case. “If you haven’t seen this movie, what is wrong with you? You should fix that. It’s currently streaming on Netflix. If you don’t have Netflix, convince somebody to let you use your password before the rumored crackdown on such things begins.”
He clears his throat and sets the DVD down in his lap.
“Upon the first viewing of this film, nothing in particular will stand out. We’ll get to the big reveal later on in this episode. It comes across as your typical post-apocalyptic affair that viewers saw plenty of during this time period. Unexplainably badass drifter takes on the mean-spirited tyrant that has a whole town under his thumb. Denzel stars as our titular hero with Gary Oldman standing across from him as the villain in a world brought to life by the legendary Hughes Brothers. These two heralded such films as Menace to Society, Dead Presidents, and From Hell.”
Brody pauses to light a joint and ease back into his chair as he crosses his legs.
“The first few minutes are devoid of any meaningful dialogue, like listening to the Game Changers leak noise from their mouth-holes. After a few lines of him talking to a mouse that he feeds we see a brief montage of Eli’s usual routines. As he cleans himself, we see large scars covering his body although we aren’t ever told what they come from. Possibly the nuclear war, referenced as ‘the flash’, caused these wounds but we’ll never know. Regardless of his past wounds, he treks on across the wasteland that is now the United States. Sounds like another Eli, right? Carrying on even though he’s suffered loss.”
He smiles as he takes a couple drags off the joint and he decides to get fancy with it as he exhales some smoke from his nose only to inhale it through his mouth before letting out a bigger exhale.
“Eli’s trip becomes complicated as he meets Carnegie. The aforementioned tyrant running a ramshackle town where Eli stops. That’s a fun word to say. Ramshackle. Carnegie is searching for a certain book that he claims will help him lead the new world.”
Brody holds the joint between his lips as he puts his hands out in front of him with his palms up and his eyes wide.
“The Bible!” he says with another smile as he puts his hands down and returns his eyes to a normal state. “Carnegie claims the world was once ruled by the bible and that it will be again. Religion is so much fun. What sets this film apart from other dystopian thrillers IS the religious undertones. Such as Eli praying before eating and taking a knee in a prayer-like stance after killing some bad guys. Eli’s mission is to deliver the bible somewhere out west as he follows a voice giving him his mission. He is guided by purpose on an undeterred path of faith only to come across thugs, robbers, and cannibals. Just a guy minding his own business, yet he gets caught up in a fight he didn’t intend on fighting. Sound like another member of the team opposing the Game Changers at DOOM?”
His eyes shift side to side before he subtly points at himself.
“Anyone who steps up to Eli on his journey typically meets a swift death at the end of his machete. The stylish fight scenes are an unexpected surprise in a dreary landscape where currency is things like lighters, shampoo, shoes, and gloves. Things that people take advantage of in the real world. Once Carnegie realizes that Eli has a bible is when the real adventure begins. Eli is chased across the country by Carnegie’s army. At one point he becomes wounded, and this leads to the BIG REVEAL.”
Brody sets the joint down in an ashtray next to him and scoots to the edge of his seat.
“After all the fighting, shooting, talking and walking he does throughout the movie, the reveal divided some people and was lost on others. Once Carnegie finally get his hands on the bible it is revealed to be in Braille because Eli is BLIND! There are people out there who don’t believe that he’s blind because he fought so well and shot a buttload of people. But if you go back and watch the film, you’ll see that in his first fight he steps backwards and leads the people towards him into darkness so he can hear them coming. And in a big firefight he doesn’t shoot at people until they shoot at him first. Again, he uses the sound to help him. It is the epitome of ‘walk by faith, not by sight’.”
He scoots back into his comfy chair and runs his fingers through his beard.
“If you judge a book by its cover, it might appear that myself, Eli, Paul, Dionysus, and Centurion might be at a disadvantage going into DOOM. We’re just a random grouping of guys who are tired of the bullshit. And our opponents are a well-oiled machine of men that know each other, and the wildcard known as Mac Bane. Go ahead, fellas. Underestimate us. The last time that happened we left with the Multiplayer Championships. And while Larry and Manny got the victory a few weeks ago, we all know you idiots aren’t invincible. Eli and I were, by our own admission, over-confident and that is our own fault. And I got hit in the nuts. We’ve adjusted ourselves and righted the sails, so our destination is clear. In the spirit of Invader Zim…”
Brody leaps to his feet and throws his arms outward in an exciting manner.
“OUR MISSION BEGINS NOW! LET US RAIN SOME DOOM DOWN UPON THE FILTHY HEADS OF OUR DOOMED ENEMIES!”
He sighs then puts his arms down as he walks away from the scene singing the ‘Doom’ song.
“Doom doom d-doom d-doom-doom…”
This continues until he walks out of sight.
Part Five – Potty Mouth
We are joined by our dear friend Arthur as he walks into camera wearing a similar white coat that we earlier saw Brody in. ‘Mat Valley Meats’ logo and all. He stands in front of the green chalkboard we also saw earlier.
“Hello. I’ve been asked to do this since I put my segment ‘Frozen Fun Facts’ on hold.”
Arthur let’s out a sigh before looking off to the side. “Do I really have to do this?” he asks.
A tattooed arm comes into view and slips some money into his coat pocket. Arthur pulls the money out and counts it.
“This is seven dollars.”
There’s no response from off camera so he let’s out another sigh and reads from some cards that he picks up from the table in front of him.
“On May 10th, the team of The Wayward Sons, Dionysus, Paul Freedom, and Centurion will take on five pieces of poop.”
“READ THE CARDS!” Brody yells from off camera.
“My apologies. They will take on five pieces of shit. And now I present to you five alternative words for shit.”
The dejected Arthur grabs the bottom of the chalkboard and pulls it upward, so it flips the blank side out of view to reveal a list on the backside of the board. Arthur picks up a large ruler and points at the first word.
“One. Ordure. This word more closely resembles the growth of p--.. shit on things like fertilizer. Similar in manner to how Larry Tact thinks his ideaology will grow on people but in reality he’s full of shit.”
He switches cards and points to the next word.
“Two. Muck. This term tends to get used around election season but tends to translate to ‘decaying vegetable matter’.”
Arthur rolls his eyes before switching cards and pointing to the third word.
“Three. Coprolite. Typically meaning ‘old shit’, it can also translate to ‘stone dung’. It can be odorless which makes it the best shit ever. Gawd-dam-mit.”
He adjusts his glasses before switching to the next card and fourth word.
“Four. Feculence. This one loosely translates to ‘muddy shit’ like what you would find in the bottom of a port-a-potty or inside ISAAC’s skull.”
Arthur switches to the final card and points at the final word on the list.
“Five. Soiled. ---”
Before Arthur can continue, we hear a voice yell at Brody and Arthur.
“Hey! I already told you that you can’t be in here! I’m calling security!”
Brody dashes across the screen in front of Arthur.
“EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!” he shouts as the camera falls over and a scuffle can be heard before the screen fades to black.
We open to what looks to be the front of a classroom and we see a white dry erase board with nothing written on it. A figure walks in front of view with their back turned to the camera. The man begins by writing the date in the upper lefthand corner followed by the word ‘CENTURION’ written in all caps centered in the middle of the board. The figure turns around and we can see that it’s The Nasty One himself, Brody Adams, wearing a white overcoat with the words ‘Mat Valley Meats’ pasted above the left chest area.
“Hello class,” he says as he sets the marker down on the desk in front of him. “Today, we are going to learn about the origins of the Roman Centurion.” Brody continues to talk as he turns to face the camera. “The term ‘centurion’ was usually given to a Roman commander who would lead a century, a unit that consisted of roughly 80 legionnaires. In a Roman legion, centuries were grouped into cohorts commanded by their senior-most centurion. The first and most prestigious cohort was led by the primus pilus, the most senior centurion in the legion and its tertiary commander.”
He pauses briefly then looks down, noticing the logo on his jacket. He quickly looks up at the camera then crosses his arms in an attempt to hide the logo. Brody clears his throat then continues.
“Ahem. The necessary qualities needed to be a centurion are as follows.”
Brody turns to the board and picks up the marker. He writes a list as he talks.
“Size and strength. That makes sense. Proficiency in throwing their missile weapons. I’m sure I could throw Eli like a human missile if needed. The ability to act quickly when given orders instead of questioning their superior. That also makes sense. Most importantly the individual must be literate so they can read the orders they are given. Oof.”
He turns around to face the camera as he puts the lid back on the marker.
“That last one is quite the kicker for my opponents at DOOM. Poor guys. Maybe Emmanuel the Snowman can hire those boys a tutor. For now, I will just spell this out for you boys. I can make one guarantee at DOOM. That it’s going to get real….”
Brody uncaps the marker and writes on the board one last time.
“N. A. S. T. Y.” He then caps the marker as the scene fades to black.
Part Two – Liberation Front
We are immediately treated to the scene fading back to our bearded hero except he is now wearing a laurel wreath and a toga. Behind him is now an old green chalkboard with the word ‘Bachus/Bakkheia’ written on it in white chalk. He holds his hands up where the tips of his fingers touch like he is about do the Khali Vice Crip to the invisible man. Don’t judge. Somebody once told him that it makes you look smart.
“He is the god of winemaking, grape-harvest, orchards, vegetation, fertility, insanity, ritual madness…” he stops talking and looks down at the paper in front of him being used as a makeshift script. “Did you guys even do any research before eff-ing with this guy? If so, did you read all this then decide it was good to poke that bear anyways? RITUAL. MADNESS. Guy is speaking my language. And his beard game is strong. Game recognize game.”
Brody runs his fingers briefly through his beard before continuing.
“Dionysus, also known as,” he points at the board behind him, “Bacchus as well as Liber; was also defined as a cult leader and those who pledged themselves to him were often struck into a frenzy known as Baccheia.”
Brody again points behind himself on the board.
“It was a type of madness inflicted on cultists who believed they were being empowered by the god himself. Along with his disciples, Dionysus also used his thyrsus to oppose his enemies and those who intended to harm his followers. I don’t think we have one of those, but I think these will do in a pinch.”
He reaches under the desk and pulls out a kendo stick with a smirk on his face.
“The match is ‘anything goes’ if I remember correctly. While Dionysus was a part of Greek culture and history, the Romans had their own equivalent known as Liber Pater which translates loosely to Free Father. He was the embodiment of similar ideas as Dionysus as well as a symbol of the freedoms associated with coming of age and citizenship. You know where this is going.”
The scene quickly fades to black then comes back with Brody Adams dressed in a suit decorated to look like the stars and stripes accented with some sunglasses designed in a similar manner. He stands with a small remote in his hand and a joint in the other. He clicks the remote and the words ‘HISTORY OF FREEDOM’ appear on the wall next to him. He clicks it again as he begins to speak, intermittently clicking the remote and hitting the joint.
“The word ‘freedom’ or derivatives of it were found as far back as the 14th century. Meaning ‘state of free will, deliverance, emancipation from slavery’. Over time, the definition of the word was broadened to include ‘possession of special privileges’ around 1570. The word ‘freedom’ became associated and paired with other words such as ‘freedom fighter’, ‘freedom-loving’, and ‘freedom rider’.”
Brody takes a hit as he clicks the remote again and picture changes to the Game Changers and Mac Bane behind a cage wall. He exhales as he removes his sunglasses.
“Those terms are things that our opponents at DOOM will know nothing about. There’s nowhere to run like you boys did at EXP 24. I’m sure Emmanuel... you mind if I call you ‘Manny’? I’m sure Manny and Larry will just say that we had the man advantage, so it didn’t count. These types are great with the excuses so it’s to be expected, dude. Hey, Manny. Congratulations on retaining that belt of yours. But I think it would look better paired with my Multiplayer Gauntlet.”
Brody winks before putting back on his sunglasses. He finishes the joint and clicks the remote again as the scene fades to black.
Part Three – Quick Quote
“Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!” – Stickglue
Part Four – Uglier Motivations
We join Brody Adams in a scene we’ve seen him in before. Comfy chair. Cloud of smoke. A couple hundred Pop Vinyls on shelves behind him. Batman hoodie. Sasquatch slippers.
“Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for tuning in to another edition of The High Court with your host... ME! It’s the first episode but this intro sounded way more exciting. Today we’re looking at an instant classic in film history starring one of the greatest actors of ANY generation.”
Brody digs in the cushions of his chair. First, he pulls out a remote and tosses it to the side. Followed by a fork. Then some chopsticks. He then checks the other side and comes out with a rectangle object that, upon a closer inspection, is a DVD case.
“The Book of Eli starring Denzel mother effin’ Washington!” he exclaims as he holds up the DVD case. “If you haven’t seen this movie, what is wrong with you? You should fix that. It’s currently streaming on Netflix. If you don’t have Netflix, convince somebody to let you use your password before the rumored crackdown on such things begins.”
He clears his throat and sets the DVD down in his lap.
“Upon the first viewing of this film, nothing in particular will stand out. We’ll get to the big reveal later on in this episode. It comes across as your typical post-apocalyptic affair that viewers saw plenty of during this time period. Unexplainably badass drifter takes on the mean-spirited tyrant that has a whole town under his thumb. Denzel stars as our titular hero with Gary Oldman standing across from him as the villain in a world brought to life by the legendary Hughes Brothers. These two heralded such films as Menace to Society, Dead Presidents, and From Hell.”
Brody pauses to light a joint and ease back into his chair as he crosses his legs.
“The first few minutes are devoid of any meaningful dialogue, like listening to the Game Changers leak noise from their mouth-holes. After a few lines of him talking to a mouse that he feeds we see a brief montage of Eli’s usual routines. As he cleans himself, we see large scars covering his body although we aren’t ever told what they come from. Possibly the nuclear war, referenced as ‘the flash’, caused these wounds but we’ll never know. Regardless of his past wounds, he treks on across the wasteland that is now the United States. Sounds like another Eli, right? Carrying on even though he’s suffered loss.”
He smiles as he takes a couple drags off the joint and he decides to get fancy with it as he exhales some smoke from his nose only to inhale it through his mouth before letting out a bigger exhale.
“Eli’s trip becomes complicated as he meets Carnegie. The aforementioned tyrant running a ramshackle town where Eli stops. That’s a fun word to say. Ramshackle. Carnegie is searching for a certain book that he claims will help him lead the new world.”
Brody holds the joint between his lips as he puts his hands out in front of him with his palms up and his eyes wide.
“The Bible!” he says with another smile as he puts his hands down and returns his eyes to a normal state. “Carnegie claims the world was once ruled by the bible and that it will be again. Religion is so much fun. What sets this film apart from other dystopian thrillers IS the religious undertones. Such as Eli praying before eating and taking a knee in a prayer-like stance after killing some bad guys. Eli’s mission is to deliver the bible somewhere out west as he follows a voice giving him his mission. He is guided by purpose on an undeterred path of faith only to come across thugs, robbers, and cannibals. Just a guy minding his own business, yet he gets caught up in a fight he didn’t intend on fighting. Sound like another member of the team opposing the Game Changers at DOOM?”
His eyes shift side to side before he subtly points at himself.
“Anyone who steps up to Eli on his journey typically meets a swift death at the end of his machete. The stylish fight scenes are an unexpected surprise in a dreary landscape where currency is things like lighters, shampoo, shoes, and gloves. Things that people take advantage of in the real world. Once Carnegie realizes that Eli has a bible is when the real adventure begins. Eli is chased across the country by Carnegie’s army. At one point he becomes wounded, and this leads to the BIG REVEAL.”
Brody sets the joint down in an ashtray next to him and scoots to the edge of his seat.
“After all the fighting, shooting, talking and walking he does throughout the movie, the reveal divided some people and was lost on others. Once Carnegie finally get his hands on the bible it is revealed to be in Braille because Eli is BLIND! There are people out there who don’t believe that he’s blind because he fought so well and shot a buttload of people. But if you go back and watch the film, you’ll see that in his first fight he steps backwards and leads the people towards him into darkness so he can hear them coming. And in a big firefight he doesn’t shoot at people until they shoot at him first. Again, he uses the sound to help him. It is the epitome of ‘walk by faith, not by sight’.”
He scoots back into his comfy chair and runs his fingers through his beard.
“If you judge a book by its cover, it might appear that myself, Eli, Paul, Dionysus, and Centurion might be at a disadvantage going into DOOM. We’re just a random grouping of guys who are tired of the bullshit. And our opponents are a well-oiled machine of men that know each other, and the wildcard known as Mac Bane. Go ahead, fellas. Underestimate us. The last time that happened we left with the Multiplayer Championships. And while Larry and Manny got the victory a few weeks ago, we all know you idiots aren’t invincible. Eli and I were, by our own admission, over-confident and that is our own fault. And I got hit in the nuts. We’ve adjusted ourselves and righted the sails, so our destination is clear. In the spirit of Invader Zim…”
Brody leaps to his feet and throws his arms outward in an exciting manner.
“OUR MISSION BEGINS NOW! LET US RAIN SOME DOOM DOWN UPON THE FILTHY HEADS OF OUR DOOMED ENEMIES!”
He sighs then puts his arms down as he walks away from the scene singing the ‘Doom’ song.
“Doom doom d-doom d-doom-doom…”
This continues until he walks out of sight.
Part Five – Potty Mouth
We are joined by our dear friend Arthur as he walks into camera wearing a similar white coat that we earlier saw Brody in. ‘Mat Valley Meats’ logo and all. He stands in front of the green chalkboard we also saw earlier.
“Hello. I’ve been asked to do this since I put my segment ‘Frozen Fun Facts’ on hold.”
Arthur let’s out a sigh before looking off to the side. “Do I really have to do this?” he asks.
A tattooed arm comes into view and slips some money into his coat pocket. Arthur pulls the money out and counts it.
“This is seven dollars.”
There’s no response from off camera so he let’s out another sigh and reads from some cards that he picks up from the table in front of him.
“On May 10th, the team of The Wayward Sons, Dionysus, Paul Freedom, and Centurion will take on five pieces of poop.”
“READ THE CARDS!” Brody yells from off camera.
“My apologies. They will take on five pieces of shit. And now I present to you five alternative words for shit.”
The dejected Arthur grabs the bottom of the chalkboard and pulls it upward, so it flips the blank side out of view to reveal a list on the backside of the board. Arthur picks up a large ruler and points at the first word.
“One. Ordure. This word more closely resembles the growth of p--.. shit on things like fertilizer. Similar in manner to how Larry Tact thinks his ideaology will grow on people but in reality he’s full of shit.”
He switches cards and points to the next word.
“Two. Muck. This term tends to get used around election season but tends to translate to ‘decaying vegetable matter’.”
Arthur rolls his eyes before switching cards and pointing to the third word.
“Three. Coprolite. Typically meaning ‘old shit’, it can also translate to ‘stone dung’. It can be odorless which makes it the best shit ever. Gawd-dam-mit.”
He adjusts his glasses before switching to the next card and fourth word.
“Four. Feculence. This one loosely translates to ‘muddy shit’ like what you would find in the bottom of a port-a-potty or inside ISAAC’s skull.”
Arthur switches to the final card and points at the final word on the list.
“Five. Soiled. ---”
Before Arthur can continue, we hear a voice yell at Brody and Arthur.
“Hey! I already told you that you can’t be in here! I’m calling security!”
Brody dashes across the screen in front of Arthur.
“EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!” he shouts as the camera falls over and a scuffle can be heard before the screen fades to black.
