Post by jay on May 22, 2022 22:59:18 GMT -5
WAHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHLUIGIII WORLD ORDER...
"WAH BOYS! WAH BOYS! WAHH YAH GONNA DOOOO??? WAHHH YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE TAKE OVER YOU!!"
We fade in upon Miami Florida. We see wearing purple button up shirts, and black suits The Waluigi World Order getting off of a plane.
WANK!: Wah can wahhh say boys! Here wahhh are! The Bad Boys of Wahrestling are here to show why we are the baddest wahhhhh's on the planet. You've got the dream mean team right here after all. I mean just look at our opponents this week...You honestly think "The Big Wah" G.W. is afraid of a guy named Ricky?
We see Giant Waluigi in a suit way to small for him watching an IPAD...and he's watching...THE STORY OF RICKY??!! He looks nervous...I wonder why...
Tears from Giant Waluigi's eyes come pouring out like a flood as he tries to run off with WaLink grabbing him to keep him from running off.
WANK!: Be that as it may. Then what do we have to face this week...Amber Payne taking on "The Love Wahchine" Dude Waluigi? Please. The man has won more matches than all of us combined...he fears no Payne.
We cut over to Dude Waluigi with his arms around two flight attendants.
Dude Waluigi: WAHHH BAYYY BAAAAEEEE
WANK!: That's the most astonding cutdown ever Payne so you better be prepared to be one more who goes down...to The Dude! And then finally I, WANK!, and WaLink will be taking on Stephen and Demi Straford in a...what match do we have WaLink?
Giant Waluigi is still trying to get away but WaLink has him in an earlock.
WaLink: Dear lord your philistine stop your caterwalling! WANK! We got two matches...
WANK!: Oh...well we can handle two tag teams in one night. Right Dude?!
Dude Waluigi looks at Wank and snickers at him.
WANK!: See...Confidence is key especially with this champ on our side. Whose the other future losers...
WaLink: No I will not write you a doctors note! AHEM! apparently a 'Miss' Michelle Riggs & Paul Montouri...
WANK!: Great. So what are the stipulations? Tornado Tag? Eifel Tower? Double Dutch Rudder???
All three of the other Waluigis stop and just give the camera a WHAT THE FUCKKKK look.
WaLink: It's a beat the clock challenge you plebian...
WANK! Why are we beating up roosters...
Dude Waluigi: WAHAHAHAHAHHA...
WaLink: I swear your ears are infested with marbles...A...BEAT...THE...CLOCK...CHALLENGE...Not a beat a...
Dude Waluigi: WAH!
WANK! No matter! For we are the Waluigi World Order! No one beats WANK! No one beats us! We're taking WAHHHVERRR!!! Right here in Miami...
Suddenly Bizzaro Waluigi pulls up in a purple and black van that looks like it was modeled after the A-Team
Bizzaro Waluigi: YOU IDIOTS! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE IN CHICAGO!!!
All Waluigis: WAHHH WOEEE!!
The pack of idjits dive into the van with the flight attendants and speed off...and we hear them exclaim as they drive outta sight...
"WAHHH WAH WAHHHH...WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH...Wahwahwahwah wahh wahhh...wahhwahwahnnawahhhh..."
Fade to purple static
